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hitcher · 04-03-2008 09:10PM #1

what was the worst thing you ever did at school?

Ruu_Old · 04-03-2008 09:11PM

What was the worst thing YOU ever did at school? Maybe reply to some of the threads you have already started instead of abandoning them. I threw a pencil case through a window, it was an accident! We were playing toss and I had a bad throw.

turnsoutIwas · 04-03-2008 09:23PM

I went on the hop for 2 consecutive months in 5th year. Even had a story feed back to them that I was in hospital (which no1 questioned) and I only got caught when they rang to see how my recovery was going.

hitcher · 04-03-2008 09:26PM

i smoked i threw a book at a teacher told a tteacher to f**k off never stopped talking nearly made a teacher cry

Collie D · 04-03-2008 09:28PM

Was refused a room for 6th years to relax in so designed my own in an are of the school that was disused, complete with a couple of desks, chairs and plants borrowed from the staff room. Ideal for smoke breaks and classes you didn't like.

aidan_walsh · 04-03-2008 09:28PM

hitcher wrote: »

i smoked i threw a book at a teacher told a tteacher to f**k off never stopped talking nearly made a teacher cry

Never learned about punctuation.

flanum · 04-03-2008 09:29PM

got into a fisticuff fight with my mech.drawing teacher during class, got ****ed out of school for it (fifth year, back in the eighties) but was let back in to do the leaving. (passed all with flyin colours i might add), things were slightly different back then!

Charlie · 04-03-2008 09:30PM

I called the teacher mam! :eek::(

One time I accidentally pushed a chap into the pebble dashed wall in the yard, that left a mark. Also, petty bullying e.g. calling people gay for no apparent reason.

Collie D · 04-03-2008 09:34PM

flanum wrote: »

got into a fisticuff fight with my mech.drawing teacher during class, got ****ed out of school for it (fifth year, back in the eighties) but was let back in to do the leaving. (passed all with flyin colours i might add), things were slightly different back then!

Mechanical drawing was a **** subject, fair dues.

Got suspended for telling a teacher to f off, only ever had internal suspensions mind you, never had the benefit of the free week off, can't remember what the other suspensions were for, general arguing with teachers I imagine

antodeco · 04-03-2008 09:37PM

I gave someone Skin Failure!! Official Complaint given! lol

Quality · 04-03-2008 10:12PM

Well this was not me.. but there was this one girl in our school who I would class as a "Knacker"

So this is how the story goes,

she was in class and she made an envelope out of some paper....

She reached into her pants.... Pulled out a handful of pubes..... put them in the envelope.... And got the envelope passed up to some nerd in the class.

The sick biatch!!:eek::eek:

kittenkiller · 04-03-2008 10:16PM

Sold a guy icing sugar and told him it was drugs (didn't have to be more specific, poor lad).
He sniffed it and started acting all out of it, was hilarious!

That and horrendous bullying! Fun times!

Collie D · 04-03-2008 10:20PM

Ah the old fake drugs scam...it's amazing what you can pass off as hash to gullible sorts, often with similar results it must be said. Must admit for someone with your name I looked at your post through my fingers imagining some horrible deeds

challengemaster · 04-03-2008 10:21PM

Ruu wrote: »

I threw a pencil case through a window, it was an accident! We were playing toss and I had a bad throw.

I threw a guy through a window... It wasn't an accident, and he didn't bully me after that either

hmm, oh and in 3rd year I accidentally deflected a projectile eraser into a teachers head

What was funny was the person who threw it got the blame

Red Hand · 04-03-2008 10:21PM

kittenkiller wrote: »

Sold a guy icing sugar and told him it was drugs (didn't have to be more specific, poor lad).
He sniffed it and started acting all out of it, was hilarious!

That and horrendous bullying! Fun times!

Lol!

Hmmmmm...I stamped on a boy's foot when I was 5 and he was 11 (he was the teacher's son and he had to watch the class while she went home to get something). I feel very guilty about it-it's not like he provoked me. And I hurt him!

Red Hand · 04-03-2008 10:23PM

challengemaster wrote: »

hmm, oh and in 3rd year I accidentally deflected a projectile eraser into a teachers head

That happened to me too, except I wasn't the target-I'd just reached down to my schoolbag for an instant and it struck me. The eraser was thrown with such force, it hit the ceiling after it hit my head.:)

martin84 · 04-03-2008 10:28PM

In school at 15 me self and me mate drank a bottle of whiskey at lunch time. Then decided we would go back to school for the ol double woodwork.
When the teacher went off somewhere I sat up on his desk smoking a fag. me mate was lying in a lump of sawdust telling everyone he was allergic to sausage rolls.
They were sound enough about it. I was allowed back to do me junior cert and then politely told to fu*k off!
Needless to say I got the sally rod for that

misslt · 04-03-2008 10:29PM

I pushed a guy into a coat hanger, I nearly cut another guys ear off with scissors and I told my P1 (Junior infants) teacher to fcuk off.

This was all before the age of ten, I've been a good girl since.

kittenkiller · 04-03-2008 10:31PM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Lol!

Hmmmmm...I stamped on a boy's foot when I was 5 and he was 11 (he was the teacher's son and he had to watch the class while she went home to get something). I feel very guilty about it-it's not like he provoked me. And I hurt him!

I bate this fella once so bad (no blood or anything, so it's ok) that he went to the principal to rat me out and she laughed at him for letting himself get beat up by a girl.
Don't think he ever lived it down!

jdivision · 04-03-2008 10:34PM

Worst? I wrote a teacher a stinking letter saying that if I failed it was her fault cos she was crap. Parents called in but managed not to be suspended. We made teachers cry too - one was annoying and a H Dip so when her inspector came in we refused to answer any of our questions. We used to call a hot teacher over and ask her about something in your copy book so the row behind could stand up and look down her top. The only time I was suspended for for not wearing the uniform trousers one day. Ridiculous.

Worst I know of is guys pissed into the wine in the chaplaincy

Recon · 04-03-2008 10:41PM

antodeco wrote: »

I gave someone Skin Failure!! Official Complaint given! lol

What's skin failure?

I gave someone a "mild concussion" by repeatedly punching them in the face...and bouncing his head off a concrete pillar. He started it

hitcher · 04-03-2008 10:48PM

The only time I was suspended for for not wearing the uniform trousers one day.
what kind of trousers did you wear did the suspension effect your life

Run_to_da_hills · 04-03-2008 11:20PM

We had mass at school every Thursday, when the priest (Our teacher at the time) would turn his back we would swipe a handfull of hosts out of the chalice and pass them around and eat them.

langerdan79 · 05-03-2008 02:27AM

there are two secondary schools in my town and one year we had different mid-terms for some reason and during our week off the other school had exchange students over from france. so two of the lads in my class decided to pretend they were over on exchange and went to school as part of the frenchies big group. we had a few friends in that year so they told the two lads which classes were safe to go into and which ones they might get caught out in. after the first day the lads were a bit bored with pretending they didn't know what they were saying when they were cursing out loud and generally acting like stupid french people. one teacher even remarked that the two lads had very good english! so at the start of the second day they were getting a bit sick of going to school on their week off so in the middle of what ever class they were in they got up, ran across the tables and jumped out the (ground floor) window!! teacher went ape-sh*t and a big investigation happened but nothing really happened as no-one ratted them out. apparently our principal was delighted when he heard as there was big competition between the two schools!!

Rb · 05-03-2008 02:41AM

Ruu wrote: »

What was the worst thing YOU ever did at school? Maybe reply to some of the threads you have already started instead of abandoning them.

Indeed, it's quickly becoming annoying.

OP: It seems the worst thing you've done at school is pay no fcking attention in English class. I'd suggest you get your act together on that one.

AlmightyCushion · 05-03-2008 02:49AM

hitcher wrote: »

The only time I was suspended for for not wearing the uniform trousers one day.

You went to school without any pants? For your sake, I hope it wasn't a school run by the catholic church. Those repressed memories will be re-surfacing any day now.

weeder · 05-03-2008 02:58AM

ah the good ol school ive been good in general
my worth moments are probabaly

"I will in my ****e do detention" to a PE teacher

suspended for taking part in one of the usual riots involving bottles and eggs and stuff(no really)
suspended for arguing with the vice principal over her closing off the quad when of the said riots happened

annoying 2 specific teachers for the best part of a year in second year and then again with the other teacher in third year

the planning and execution of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNS5zogVFw ( i didnt administer the slap)

this scanger lad(serien i think) had been annoying the whole class for months saying he was hard etc and i kept calling him soft making him angry and hitting me a box in the face and i just sat back and laughed saying it didnt hurt and the class did be laughing at him and one day it happened and he said oh my god so i was in a funny mood so i says dont you mean oh my allah anf he hit me a few times and i got annoyed and pushed him lightly and he fell over and got up and threw a chair at me missing me completley and splitting a lads head open,he got a weeks suspension and i got off scot free

( now he said oh my god before and the teacher gave out to him for using HIS lords name in vain, so i wasnt meaning to be THAT racist)

all in all ive been good though

05-03-2008 03:00AM

Jesus it is really hard to remember.
Minor head injury and a few other kerfufels.
Terrified male teacher with romantic overtures, then made same teacher bawl crying, head buried at desk.
Few pencil stabbings.
Made half of religion class bawl crying when we were 15.
Generally came and went as I pleased.

I only ever got detention once, and was because I refused to rat on the lad whos head I dented.
Although most of my teachers were refusing to teach me come fifth year.

05-03-2008 03:05AM

weeder wrote: »

"I will in my ****e do detention" to a PE teacher

The principle once dragged me against my will to a mass.
She made me sit beside her, under the priest.
I spent the entire mass swearing blue murder, and the priests face burned.

weeder · 05-03-2008 03:07AM

Moonbaby wrote: »

The principle once dragged me against my will to a mass.
She made me sit beside her, under the priest.
I spent the entire mass swearing blue murder, and the priests face burned.

ahaha rofl

Lump · 05-03-2008 03:12AM

I was a good boy in school, I did tell a teacher after he put his hand on my shoulder that if he ever touched me again, I'd kick the **** out of him. There's too much stuff to remember, I always have a good laugh when I meet up with old class mates. I wasn't a fan of school. never got suspended or anything though.

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