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hitcher

what was the worst thing you ever did at school?

Ruu_Old

What was the worst thing YOU ever did at school? Maybe reply to some of the threads you have already started instead of abandoning them. I threw a pencil case through a window, it was an accident! We were playing toss and I had a bad throw.

turnsoutIwas

I went on the hop for 2 consecutive months in 5th year. Even had a story feed back to them that I was in hospital (which no1 questioned) and I only got caught when they rang to see how my recovery was going.

hitcher

i smoked i threw a book at a teacher told a tteacher to f**k off never stopped talking nearly made a teacher cry

Collie D

Was refused a room for 6th years to relax in so designed my own in an are of the school that was disused, complete with a couple of desks, chairs and plants borrowed from the staff room. Ideal for smoke breaks and classes you didn't like.

aidan_walsh

hitcher wrote: »

i smoked i threw a book at a teacher told a tteacher to f**k off never stopped talking nearly made a teacher cry

Never learned about punctuation.

flanum

got into a fisticuff fight with my mech.drawing teacher during class, got ****ed out of school for it (fifth year, back in the eighties) but was let back in to do the leaving. (passed all with flyin colours i might add), things were slightly different back then!

Charlie

I called the teacher mam! :eek::(

One time I accidentally pushed a chap into the pebble dashed wall in the yard, that left a mark. Also, petty bullying e.g. calling people gay for no apparent reason.

Collie D

flanum wrote: »

got into a fisticuff fight with my mech.drawing teacher during class, got ****ed out of school for it (fifth year, back in the eighties) but was let back in to do the leaving. (passed all with flyin colours i might add), things were slightly different back then!

Mechanical drawing was a **** subject, fair dues.

Got suspended for telling a teacher to f off, only ever had internal suspensions mind you, never had the benefit of the free week off, can't remember what the other suspensions were for, general arguing with teachers I imagine

antodeco

I gave someone Skin Failure!! Official Complaint given! lol

Quality

Well this was not me.. but there was this one girl in our school who I would class as a "Knacker"

So this is how the story goes,

she was in class and she made an envelope out of some paper....

She reached into her pants.... Pulled out a handful of pubes..... put them in the envelope.... And got the envelope passed up to some nerd in the class.


The sick biatch!!:eek::eek:

kittenkiller

Sold a guy icing sugar and told him it was drugs (didn't have to be more specific, poor lad).
He sniffed it and started acting all out of it, was hilarious!

That and horrendous bullying! Fun times!

Collie D

Ah the old fake drugs scam...it's amazing what you can pass off as hash to gullible sorts, often with similar results it must be said. Must admit for someone with your name I looked at your post through my fingers imagining some horrible deeds

challengemaster

Ruu wrote: »

I threw a pencil case through a window, it was an accident! We were playing toss and I had a bad throw.

I threw a guy through a window... It wasn't an accident, and he didn't bully me after that either

hmm, oh and in 3rd year I accidentally deflected a projectile eraser into a teachers head What was funny was the person who threw it got the blame

Red Hand

kittenkiller wrote: »

Sold a guy icing sugar and told him it was drugs (didn't have to be more specific, poor lad).
He sniffed it and started acting all out of it, was hilarious!

That and horrendous bullying! Fun times!

Lol!

Hmmmmm...I stamped on a boy's foot when I was 5 and he was 11 (he was the teacher's son and he had to watch the class while she went home to get something). I feel very guilty about it-it's not like he provoked me. And I hurt him!

Red Hand

challengemaster wrote: »

hmm, oh and in 3rd year I accidentally deflected a projectile eraser into a teachers head

That happened to me too, except I wasn't the target-I'd just reached down to my schoolbag for an instant and it struck me. The eraser was thrown with such force, it hit the ceiling after it hit my head.:)

martin84

In school at 15 me self and me mate drank a bottle of whiskey at lunch time. Then decided we would go back to school for the ol double woodwork.
When the teacher went off somewhere I sat up on his desk smoking a fag. me mate was lying in a lump of sawdust telling everyone he was allergic to sausage rolls.
They were sound enough about it. I was allowed back to do me junior cert and then politely told to fu*k off!
Needless to say I got the sally rod for that

misslt

I pushed a guy into a coat hanger, I nearly cut another guys ear off with scissors and I told my P1 (Junior infants) teacher to fcuk off.

This was all before the age of ten, I've been a good girl since.

kittenkiller

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Lol!

Hmmmmm...I stamped on a boy's foot when I was 5 and he was 11 (he was the teacher's son and he had to watch the class while she went home to get something). I feel very guilty about it-it's not like he provoked me. And I hurt him!

I bate this fella once so bad (no blood or anything, so it's ok) that he went to the principal to rat me out and she laughed at him for letting himself get beat up by a girl.
Don't think he ever lived it down!

jdivision

Worst? I wrote a teacher a stinking letter saying that if I failed it was her fault cos she was crap. Parents called in but managed not to be suspended. We made teachers cry too - one was annoying and a H Dip so when her inspector came in we refused to answer any of our questions. We used to call a hot teacher over and ask her about something in your copy book so the row behind could stand up and look down her top. The only time I was suspended for for not wearing the uniform trousers one day. Ridiculous.


Worst I know of is guys pissed into the wine in the chaplaincy

Recon

antodeco wrote: »

I gave someone Skin Failure!! Official Complaint given! lol

What's skin failure?

I gave someone a "mild concussion" by repeatedly punching them in the face...and bouncing his head off a concrete pillar. He started it

hitcher

The only time I was suspended for for not wearing the uniform trousers one day.
what kind of trousers did you wear did the suspension effect your life

Run_to_da_hills

We had mass at school every Thursday, when the priest (Our teacher at the time) would turn his back we would swipe a handfull of hosts out of the chalice and pass them around and eat them.

langerdan79

there are two secondary schools in my town and one year we had different mid-terms for some reason and during our week off the other school had exchange students over from france. so two of the lads in my class decided to pretend they were over on exchange and went to school as part of the frenchies big group. we had a few friends in that year so they told the two lads which classes were safe to go into and which ones they might get caught out in. after the first day the lads were a bit bored with pretending they didn't know what they were saying when they were cursing out loud and generally acting like stupid french people. one teacher even remarked that the two lads had very good english! so at the start of the second day they were getting a bit sick of going to school on their week off so in the middle of what ever class they were in they got up, ran across the tables and jumped out the (ground floor) window!! teacher went ape-sh*t and a big investigation happened but nothing really happened as no-one ratted them out. apparently our principal was delighted when he heard as there was big competition between the two schools!!

Rb

Ruu wrote: »

What was the worst thing YOU ever did at school? Maybe reply to some of the threads you have already started instead of abandoning them.

Indeed, it's quickly becoming annoying.

OP: It seems the worst thing you've done at school is pay no fcking attention in English class. I'd suggest you get your act together on that one.

AlmightyCushion

hitcher wrote: »

The only time I was suspended for for not wearing the uniform trousers one day.

You went to school without any pants? For your sake, I hope it wasn't a school run by the catholic church. Those repressed memories will be re-surfacing any day now.

weeder

ah the good ol school ive been good in general
my worth moments are probabaly

"I will in my ****e do detention" to a PE teacher

suspended for taking part in one of the usual riots involving bottles and eggs and stuff(no really)
suspended for arguing with the vice principal over her closing off the quad when of the said riots happened

annoying 2 specific teachers for the best part of a year in second year and then again with the other teacher in third year

the planning and execution of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNS5zogVFw ( i didnt administer the slap)

this scanger lad(serien i think) had been annoying the whole class for months saying he was hard etc and i kept calling him soft making him angry and hitting me a box in the face and i just sat back and laughed saying it didnt hurt and the class did be laughing at him and one day it happened and he said oh my god so i was in a funny mood so i says dont you mean oh my allah anf he hit me a few times and i got annoyed and pushed him lightly and he fell over and got up and threw a chair at me missing me completley and splitting a lads head open,he got a weeks suspension and i got off scot free ( now he said oh my god before and the teacher gave out to him for using HIS lords name in vain, so i wasnt meaning to be THAT racist)

all in all ive been good though

Jesus it is really hard to remember.
Minor head injury and a few other kerfufels.
Terrified male teacher with romantic overtures, then made same teacher bawl crying, head buried at desk.
Few pencil stabbings.
Made half of religion class bawl crying when we were 15.
Generally came and went as I pleased.

I only ever got detention once, and was because I refused to rat on the lad whos head I dented.
Although most of my teachers were refusing to teach me come fifth year.

weeder

weeder wrote: »

"I will in my ****e do detention" to a PE teacher

The principle once dragged me against my will to a mass.
She made me sit beside her, under the priest.
I spent the entire mass swearing blue murder, and the priests face burned.

weeder

Moonbaby wrote: »

The principle once dragged me against my will to a mass.
She made me sit beside her, under the priest.
I spent the entire mass swearing blue murder, and the priests face burned.

ahaha rofl

Lump

I was a good boy in school, I did tell a teacher after he put his hand on my shoulder that if he ever touched me again, I'd kick the **** out of him. There's too much stuff to remember, I always have a good laugh when I meet up with old class mates. I wasn't a fan of school. never got suspended or anything though.

Buzz Buzz

Locked my teacher and half the class out of the classroom of the 1st day of 1st year.. stole a sex book from Eason's one afternoon during lunch, got spotted reading it during class.. teacher started shouting at me demanding to know what I was doing, so I threw the book at him and shouted back "Ah ya f*@kin mong, take a look at that!!!" obviously resulted in another trip to the principles office!

weeder

Buzz Buzz wrote: »

Locked my teacher and half the class out of the classroom of the 1st day of 1st year.. stole a sex book from Eason's one afternoon during lunch, got spotted reading it during class.. teacher started shouting at me demanding to know what I was doing, so I threw the book at him and shouted back "Ah ya f*@kin mong, take a look at that!!!" obviously resulted in another trip to the principles office!

we have a winner
got an actual rofl from me

xOxSinéadxOx

ok people, let's get this right. it's princiPAL, not princiPLE.

remember it because you're principal is your pal!

dr.bollocko

A couple of fights, the usual.
Other than that, in first year, we had this douche of a Science teacher. A total idiot this bint was. Of course we were all so young as to still be borderline mentally retarded, so every day for about 6 months, the whole class used to hide before she showed up, behind a locker, under a desk, about 6 people behind curtains. She would show up to an empty class and after about 10 seconds we would all jump out and shout "Happy Birthday" throwing rubbish and paper and coins all over the place.
I also had one psycho moron of an English teacher who nearly suspended me for going to get my coat during a rainy lunch break. But I stayed calm and turned the tables on his crazy ass when I pointed out that he had roared at me over getting a coat to cover up because it began raining. This was in 5th year and this douche is roaring about getting a coat. I think he died of a high blood pressure related problem.

buachaillbeoir

we used to mess with the elavator while waiting for out tg class to start, we'd call it, then just pull the doors open with our arms repeatedly (very easily entertained) needless to say i broke the springs on the doors and the stuck open for a week. We had 2 pupils in wheelchairs that couldnt go to half there classes for a week!

tbh

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

ok people, let's get this right. it's princiPAL, not princiPLE.

remember it because you're principal is your pal!

you mean your principal is your pal.

Einstein

kicked a bloke through the prefab wall one afternoon...(it was practically cardboard) no one ever ratted me out though...

for they know they would have suffered the same fate......

Mwaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mossy Monk

Got into a fight. Caused £2,000 worth of damage. They were fun times.

gloobag

In 6th year, chucked a big lump of cheese at a teacher, which ended up kinda dislodging her wig from her head. She got so angry, and left out such a loud roar that her blouse actually burst open, revealing her frontage to the entire class :eek: 100% true!!! She had a nice rack on her and all (shame about the wig thing though).

Bendihorse

I threw stones at my teachers car when i was in high infants and chipped her windscreen! She carried me around the school twice by the earlobe, brought me into the other two teachers in the school and made me apologise to THEM for some reason?

Anyway, i was a pure innocent kid, i saw everyone else doing it so i copied, course my luck being what it was all through school, I broke the windscreen and when she came out i was standin there with a big guilty head on me and owned up straight away lol

January

In sixth year, our guidance counsellor was an absolute trog, didn't know what she was talking about at all, didn't even know how to fill out a UCAS form or anything. We had a class with her once a week and we used to hide on her, behind desks, behind lockers, in the toilets, anywhere that she wouldn't spot us.

The same teacher, some of our class locked the other sixth year class in their classroom so she couldn't teach them one afternoon.

In Transition Year, we were in the prefabs beside the second year C class. They used to put the sweeping brush through the walls and stuff. So one day, when it was snowing we opened the emergency exit and gathered a bucket full of snow. Knocked on their door and when one of them opened it we just threw the bucket of snow into the classroom. There was water dripping from the ceiling and everything...

One April Fools day, a couple of classes got together and wrapped cling film around one of the teachers cars and egged it, put cream on it and everything. Needless to say she went ballistic when she saw it.

constitutionus

ah i did sod all.

i suppose the worst thing i did was bunk off irish for the 3 months just before the leaving when i copped on 90% of the class werent coming anymore. i knew i was going to fail it anyway so i didnt care.

oddly enough feck all was said about it.

stevoman

I had s*x in school!!..... maybe that was the best thing i did in school!

tbh

did your arse hurt afterwards? damn christian brothers

stevoman

Thinking back now she was that ugly i wish it was a chritain brother. LOL

tbh

when you're that age, sex is sex, am i right?

boneless

Woodwork. I was terrible at it.

stevoman

tbh wrote: »

when you're that age, sex is sex, am i right?

A wise young teenager once said. if its pink its pink.:D:p

RxQueen

I was good in school, calling the teacher mam was prolly the worst thing! Or when i got caught passing a note about a certain person the teacher read it out loud to the whole class.

Funniest thing i remember was at lunch time , and one of the boys dared another guy to eat a five euro note for a fiver, the guy ate it and then goes "ah i want the fiver " the other guy goes "am you ate it " spouse you had to be there:rolleyes:

funk-you

Locked a first year in a kiln for an entire art class.

Another time we barricaded a classroom door shut with all the furniture in the room then climbed out these really tiny windows and lined up outside the door as normal.

Teachers were convinced we were still in the room because "there was no way anyone could have got out" when they eventually got in about 30 mins later he slammed the door behind him so no-one could escape and went around to the cupboards one by one swinging them open shouting "gotcha". Never seen a teacher so confused when he came out.

Broke all the toilets in the school so everyone could get the day off.

Used 3 bike locks to lock the doors of the school closed.

Got head in the staff room by a hot girl

Have load more, might post later.



-Funk