Hanging, drowning, overdose or death by buttsekz?

AckwelFoley · 23-02-2008 10:54PM

Thanks for your contribution.

Ross_Mahon · 23-02-2008 11:08PM

This is attracting emo's! Shut it down before its too late!

Girrrrseach · 23-02-2008 11:38PM

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

This is attracting emo's! Shut it down before its too late!

lol

Capt'n Midnight · 23-02-2008 11:54PM

ROZ: Did you ever hear of Lupe Valez? She was a movie actress back in the thirties. She made a few films that flopped and never made it big, so she decided that she would make one last shot at immortality. If she wasn't going to be remembered for her career, she would be remembered for her death. So she set up this elaborate suicide. The white wedding gown, candles, the works. So she takes the pills and lays down on her bed. However, the pills don't sit well with the burrito plate she unfortunately chose as her last meal. So she runs into the bathroom, trips on the gown, and lands, face-first in the toilet. And that's how they found her.
FRASIER: Roz, what is the point of this story?
ROZ: That things have a way of working out in the end.
FRASIER: What?
ROZ: All she wanted was to be remembered. Will you ever forget that story?

Cokehead Mother · 24-02-2008 12:06AM

Roz is like the best name ever.

Dave! · 24-02-2008 01:08AM

OD...... don't know how the hell you could "be found" half way through. All you have to do is tell people that you're going 'somewhere' for the night, get a hotel room (go wild and spend all your savings on a room in the hilton -- and get 2 nights so you're not kicked out in the morning), and as much drugs as you can. Maybe text people at some point in the night to say you're okay, then boom, you've got about 10-12 hours to get busy dying! Leave a 'do not disturb' sign outside. Maybe lock yourself in the jax, in the bath. Leave a note outside so that if the cleaner comes in she'll just clean your room and not try get into the toilet.

It's remarkably easy.

Dave! · 24-02-2008 01:10AM

Overheal wrote: »

thats cos theres no tall buildings in this country. do yourselves a favor and build something thats a good killing height.

I thought that's what the spire was for?

Overheal wrote: »

Not to poke fun at the situation but cmon - Im sure sure the friend is thinking the same thing about now.

If she's gonna do that she had better make sure it has a ramp....

Bubs101 · 24-02-2008 01:11AM

You get to ejaculate if you die by hanging, end off debate

RonMexico · 24-02-2008 01:16AM

Probably some ridiculous overthetop nonsense. Like going to the states renting a flash convertable loading it up with explosives a few sex dolls and then get into a chase with the pigs so that you end up on Fox News then go on a savage burn before flying off a cliff on live tv chugging a bottle of whiskey. Something like that but I have a horrible vision of it actually being a nissan micra off a cliff in kerry that lands on Fungi killing him brutally. I survive.

Dave! · 24-02-2008 01:16AM

Bubs101 wrote: »

You get to ejaculate if you die by hanging, end off debate

you defecate too don'tcha.....

Capt'n Midnight · 24-02-2008 02:07AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupe_V%C3%A9lez - the previous story may not be true

24-02-2008 02:17AM

Wertz wrote: »

I couldn't do that on a train driver. It's the ultimately sefish act, pushing the blame for death on to someone with no control over it happening but who gets to watch anyway.
Grow some balls and top yourself by your own hand (hyothetically speaking)...

As someone who's considering it as a future career I'd totally agree with you. I'm not sure I could cope with it and I hope I never have to. I've heard of some drivers who couldn't go back to work after such an incident.

Thaedydal wrote: »

Absinthe enema.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/210573_sherry03ww.html

I know someone who voluntarily drank 5 shots of the stuff and ended up in hospital, yet lied to me that her drink was spiked. Her Bebo told me the true story.

Carrigart Exile · 24-02-2008 09:25AM

slipss wrote: »

Would have to go for the OD, I mean the others all sound like a lot of work and fairly uncomfortable. If I was going to do it I can't think of a better way than taking a handfull of good quality e, waiting a couple of hours untill your flying high then mainline some pure heroin, if your going go why not go with a big silly grin on your face.

Your lungs explode and you die of drowning in your own blood

phasers · 24-02-2008 10:25AM

I'd go the Kurt Cobain way

have Courtney Love shoot me

AckwelFoley · 24-02-2008 01:39PM

Karsini wrote: »

As someone who's considering it as a future career I'd totally agree with you. I'm not sure I could cope with it and I hope I never have to. I've heard of some drivers who couldn't go back to work after such an incident.
.

My father..his father.. and his father before him were all train drivers...

My ran over a guy a few years back..

Theres nothing a driver can really do. Dad wouldnt loo out behind him while they picked up the bits of him.. alss he could see was the mans face looking uo at him as he drove over him.. he apo;ligised to my father in his suicide note.

The Chessplayer · 24-02-2008 01:44PM

snyper wrote: »

You've had enough with life.

Time to move on.

Which would be your mode of doing it?

Death by buttsekz is the Atari Jaguar alternative

Isn't that how Princess Diana went...buttsekz - or was that someone else?

The Chessplayer · 24-02-2008 01:49PM

Am I right in saying that hanging yourself all the blood rushes to your mickey giving you a massive boner. Didn't this happen to your man from inxs? :eek:

AckwelFoley · 24-02-2008 02:08PM

The Chessplayer wrote: »

Isn't that how Princess Diana went...buttsekz - or was that someone else?

Freddie mecurary

but.. its how id like to kill the Queen

nlgbbbblth · 24-02-2008 06:23PM

all this discussion is just wishful thinking isn't it?

There's no suicide in Ireland.

Just people that 'die tragically' in circumstances where the Gardai 'are not seeking anyone else in connection' with their deaths.:rolleyes:

Shield · 24-02-2008 06:40PM

Someone in work put their gun in their mouth and pulled the trigger when it was still the RUC. He completely missed his brain and blew a hole out the back of his neck, severing his spinal cord in the process. He's paralysed from the neck down for the rest of his life. He's begged people to finish him off ever since. Talk about a living hell.

Susannahmia · 24-02-2008 06:46PM

I also know a guy who got the shot gun thing wrong. It slipped and he just ended up blowing his jaw and a bit of his skull off. It was a mixed blessing though, after lots of plastic surgery and rehabilitation he has rebuilt his life, gotten married and is now very happy.

mang87 · 24-02-2008 07:01PM

If I were to commit suicide it would have to be incredible death... there would have to be fast cars... hookers... cocaine... explosions... orbital bombardment..

Lets say, sniffing cocaine off of a hookers arse while driving a Bugatti Veyron at 255 MPH down a crowded motorway, gulping down Cognac, and colliding with a large truck transporting nitroglycerin, while simultaneously being blown out of it by the Brithish navy. People would remember that for YEARS

OrlaBarry · 24-02-2008 09:41PM

psni wrote: »

Someone in work put their gun in their mouth and pulled the trigger when it was still the RUC. He completely missed his brain and blew a hole out the back of his neck, severing his spinal cord in the process. He's paralysed from the neck down for the rest of his life. He's begged people to finish him off ever since. Talk about a living hell.

Does that not detach the brain too?

I'd have voted but it is not private

DanGerMus · 24-02-2008 10:08PM

mang87 wrote: »

If I were to commit suicide it would have to be incredible death... there would have to be fast cars... hookers... cocaine... explosions... orbital bombardment..

Lets say, sniffing cocaine off of a hookers arse while driving a Bugatti Veyron at 255 MPH down a crowded motorway, gulping down Cognac, and colliding with a large truck transporting nitroglycerin, while simultaneously being blown out of it by the Brithish navy. People would remember that for YEARS

Dude if you dont make that your sig i'm makin it mine. Class.

AckwelFoley · 29-02-2008 02:45PM

mang87 wrote: »

If I were to commit suicide it would have to be incredible death... there would have to be fast cars... hookers... cocaine... explosions... orbital bombardment..

Lets say, sniffing cocaine off of a hookers arse while driving a Bugatti Veyron at 255 MPH down a crowded motorway, gulping down Cognac, and colliding with a large truck transporting nitroglycerin, while simultaneously being blown out of it by the Brithish navy. People would remember that for YEARS

Meah.. its been done before.

Ben Dunne ftw

29-02-2008 03:13PM

Overdose with viagra..... could be interesting?

helimachoptor · 29-02-2008 03:39PM

psni wrote: »

Someone in work put their gun in their mouth and pulled the trigger when it was still the RUC. He completely missed his brain and blew a hole out the back of his neck, severing his spinal cord in the process. He's paralysed from the neck down for the rest of his life. He's begged people to finish him off ever since. Talk about a living hell.

Honestly if i was going to end it, I'd use a gun. But to make sure it was done properly I'd hire a hit man to do it... with a javelin anti tank missile while sitting in my car/depleted uranium tank shell!!

Getting paralysed is a living hell!

Also killing yourself by autocide is not certain. Chances are if you survive a head on impact ad the speed your going to try and kill yourself, your lower leg bones will be completely shattered and your thigh bones will get pushed so far back my the cabin closing in on you that they come out of your butt muscles. you never walk properly again.

Dave! · 29-02-2008 03:46PM

I wanna change my vote to "all of the above"

AckwelFoley · 29-02-2008 04:17PM

KaG1888 wrote: »

Overdose with viagra..... could be interesting?

Tried it.

Result.. A huge horn that no amount of whacking off will kill.

Ginny · 29-02-2008 04:27PM

If things ever got that bad and I wasn't a scaredy ass I could get my hands on enough stuff to make an overdose quick and painless and definite.

Hanging, drowning, overdose or death by buttsekz?

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