Newest security threat to Britain's shores

seamus · 20-02-2008 02:36PM

Oh man, I hate the sun so much. They might as well rename it, "Britain's SCARIEST news stories", and have that cheesy plastic-faced American ex-police officer narrate it.

Although I love hearing about fish that can walk on land. "Evolution is such a crock of **** isn't it? WHERE IS THE MISSING LINK?". "Uh, Joe, what's that weird fish thing gnawing on your leg?"

Voodu Child · 20-02-2008 02:39PM

All these fish puns are giving me a head-hake. AH is manta be funny, but this thread is pollock's tbh..

Dyr · 20-02-2008 02:42PM

this fish story is a cod. Or a red herring. It can't be for eel.

etc etc

dlofnep · 20-02-2008 03:23PM

Terrorist fish.. Interesting.

jebuz · 20-02-2008 03:30PM

Bambi wrote: »

this fish story is a cod. Or a red herring. It can't be for eel.

etc etc

here now you can't reuse puns (cod,herring) but 'for eel'....brilliant! I couldn't think of that in my breams. Anyway i think we should fin-ish up with the fish puns, sole long everyone

20-02-2008 03:36PM

splinter wrote: »

the guy from jaws dies and this happens... ahh ****

LOL

Well at least we have Rob Schneider, he can impersonate anything.

BlitzKrieg · 20-02-2008 03:39PM

FunkZ wrote: »

Ah here, yis all have a couple of ****ing doors in yer gafs. And how's that yoke gonna get up a stairs?!

It'll take the lift obviously...

Off topic, I feel like watching Piranha 2 flying devils again.

thecheese · 20-02-2008 03:47PM

And they told us to nuke the whales.. :rolleyes:

I for one vote we nuke these guys instead

Dyr · 20-02-2008 03:48PM

I heard these yokes actually landed here late last year but it was covered up under the ofishial secrets act

Rob_l · 20-02-2008 04:15PM

If i was an angler and this thread a fish i'd be throwing it back in

!_Brian_! · 20-02-2008 04:19PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Somethin's fishy about that report.

Think their only codding us! A sternly worded letter should put them in their plaice!

Defenestrate · 20-02-2008 05:01PM

Damned immigrant fishes, taking our jobs and women! :mad:;)

Terry · 20-02-2008 08:25PM

seamus wrote: »

Oh man, I hate the sun so much. They might as well rename it, "Britain's SCARIEST news stories", and have that cheesy plastic-faced American ex-police officer narrate it.

Although I love hearing about fish that can walk on land. "Evolution is such a crock of **** isn't it? WHERE IS THE MISSING LINK?". "Uh, Joe, what's that weird fish thing gnawing on your leg?"

To the christianity forum, Batman.

galwayrush · 20-02-2008 08:36PM

UK's immigration policy gone to feck:rolleyes:

antodeco · 20-02-2008 09:10PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Thank god for the Sun, without them we would all be fish food...or Muslim:rolleyes:

Uh oh, but theres a lunar eclipse tonight! Dont go having a bath downstairs between 12:05 and 3:30 am!!

20-02-2008 09:23PM

Ah brilliant article. USING CAPS ALWAYS MAKES THINGS SEEM MORE IMPORTANT

NoQuarter · 20-02-2008 09:54PM

sure the great whites off england will get them before they get us, there'll be swimming with manta rays in the thames next!

when whale they ever learn!!:rolleyes:

pirelli · 20-02-2008 09:59PM

FunkZ wrote: »

Ah here, yis all have a couple of ****ing doors in yer gafs. And how's that yoke gonna get up a stairs?!

Belly flop....
Bite the cats ass and hang on until it lands in its owners lap.
some people have chair lifts.
Swim up the pipes pop out the jacks and up their arse.
If its lashing rain swim up the gutter into the attic and chew through the ceiling and let gravity drop it into what would be a pool of blood on a bed in a few seconds you might just glimpse it high diving into your bellys guts before the bucket clatters light and your life into the darkness.
Chew its way through the woodwork and seek out warm spots.
Use the house electric wires like spagetti and suck through the wires until it pops out of an upstairs socket.
Use the carpeting to funnel its way to its target.

Beelzebub · 20-02-2008 10:10PM

The toilet paper never refused...

2 stroke · 21-02-2008 05:06AM

emo!! wrote: »

time for them to start building a wall god dam it

A fish that can build walls, OMG.

Newest security threat to Britain's shores

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