Newest security threat to Britain's shores

Rob_l · 20-02-2008 12:10PM #1

FISH!
A Fish that can walk on land for four days and likes to eat humans! Nice, Nice

Link includes a picture of feckin ugly looking fish

The SUN wrote:

A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion.

The vicious giant snakehead EATS everything it comes across and has even been reported to KILL people.

The monster — from south-east Asia — has a mouth crammed with fearsome teeth, can “crawl” on land and survive out of water for up to four days.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article817553.ece
http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,23245195-5005940,00.html

xzanti · 20-02-2008 12:12PM

Looks well p1ssed off too... Lets just hope the fcuker stays in Britain

biko · 20-02-2008 12:14PM

Classic AH material

funk-you · 20-02-2008 12:14PM

Bet i'd kick it's ass.

-Funk

Fratton Fred · 20-02-2008 12:15PM

Thank god for the Sun, without them we would all be fish food...or Muslim:rolleyes:

RxQueen · 20-02-2008 12:17PM

time for them to start building a wall god dam it

Rob_l · 20-02-2008 12:18PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Thank god for the Sun, without them we would all be fish food...or Muslim:rolleyes:

Exactly and I haven't even got a prayer mat or swimming trunks with me

ScumLord · 20-02-2008 12:19PM

Whats the big fuss about, I for one welcome our new fishy overlords..

Rob_l · 20-02-2008 12:20PM

Everyone laughed when george bush said man and fish could live peacefully perhaps he foreseen this

http://www.thatsweird.net/funny_george_bush11.shtml

I for one will back Britain and their American allies war in the sea!

20-02-2008 12:20PM

Somethin's fishy about that report.

funk-you · 20-02-2008 12:22PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Somethin's fishy about that report.

Swe-swe-swe.......hmmm.

-Funk

Petey2006 · 20-02-2008 12:29PM

There's only one course of action. Wipe out everything in the seas and rivers.

Dragan · 20-02-2008 12:31PM

And we will all remember exactly what we were doing......when the fish came.....

You Suck! · 20-02-2008 12:31PM

Oh FFS!

An Environment Agency source said last night: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’. This is the ultimate invasive species — if it starts breeding here it’s a disaster.”

Yes, because civil servants use expletives on a regular basis with the public :rolleyes:

Didn't think it possible for the sun to dredge any lower, but hey.....putting the shíts in to idiots is a profitable business.

Behold the vicious monster.......YARRR!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channidae

If they pay for this level of "journalism", then i want a job mista murdoch!

MarkR · 20-02-2008 12:37PM

I just googled that fish. WAY less impressive on wikipedia.

I was going to get one as a pet and walk it around town.

missingtime · 20-02-2008 12:40PM

Does it go well with baby potatoes? There is only so much Sea Bass you can eat.

Nom, Nom, Nom.

I HATE The Sun, such a bunch of sensationalist ****

Dave! · 20-02-2008 12:41PM

That's one mean-looking fish.....

rubadub · 20-02-2008 12:59PM

A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion

Who is sparking fears?, oh right, the sun themselves...

Terry · 20-02-2008 01:08PM

Just kick the fúcker. It's not that hard.

FunkZ · 20-02-2008 01:18PM

Ah here, yis all have a couple of ****ing doors in yer gafs. And how's that yoke gonna get up a stairs?!

Rob_l · 20-02-2008 01:23PM

FunkZ wrote: »

Ah here, yis all have a couple of ****ing doors in yer gafs. And how's that yoke gonna get up a stairs?!

But what if I live in a bungalow with swinging doors what then :eek:
What then?

jebuz · 20-02-2008 01:29PM

am i herring you correctly? oh cod now we are in trouble. this is trawl we need...

i'll let myself out yeah?

FunkZ · 20-02-2008 01:34PM

Rob_l wrote: »

But what if I live in a bungalow with swinging doors what then :eek:
What then?

Well then you'll have to build a moat around your house.

Oh wait! Get a tent for your roof.

FruitLover · 20-02-2008 01:47PM

Rob_l wrote: »

But what if I live in a bungalow with swinging doors what then :eek:
What then?

Time to invest in a pair of stilts.

phasers · 20-02-2008 01:50PM

Best pet ever

imagine bringing that for a walk?

Splinter · 20-02-2008 02:01PM

the guy from jaws dies and this happens... ahh ****

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 20-02-2008 02:13PM

Heh Sid Fishious!

cjt156 · 20-02-2008 02:18PM

jebuz wrote: »

am i herring you correctly? oh cod now we are in trouble. this is trawl we need...

This is no plaice for that kind of carp - please don't make a halibut of it.

Kur4mA · 20-02-2008 02:18PM

Omg Someone Get Chuck Norris On The Blower!!!

GhostInTheRuins · 20-02-2008 02:24PM

Aw Jaysus Chantal, look a dis, dey have monster fish over der now. I cant belieeeeeve eeh.

Wikipedia wrote:

Snakeheads feed on plankton, aquatic insects, and mollusks when small. When adult, they mostly feed on other fish like carp, or frogs.

:rolleyes:

jebuz · 20-02-2008 02:32PM

cjt156 wrote: »

This is no plaice for that kind of carp - please don't make a halibut of it.

Are you searious? you don't want to make an anemone out of me

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