More than one wife.

Dear God no.


Monogamous relationships have caused enough trouble for me.

Having two women+ would be a disaster for me.

Although I remember reading on the plane to Dublin about this guy who was a Mormon or something and had three wives and was starring in a documentary. His wives had him worn ragged as one was a dosser, one was obsessive compulsive and the other was a whinger. He had all three women whining at him simultaneously for different shoes and he just looked so miserable.


I wouldn't be able to live with two women anyway as 2weeks out of every four, one would be a rag hag. And soon their menestrual cycles would synchronize and they'd be going through crockery like a bull in a china shop.

Manic Moran wrote: »

I was having tea with an Iraqi family one day, and there was no doubt who the head of the household was: The family matriarch.

As we're chatting away (obviously via an interpreter), she asks if I'm interested in taking a local wife. (Perhaps she was trying to offload her daughter, I'm not sure) I respond that I already have one. She suggests "fine, just take another." I explain to her that if I came home with another wife, not only would wife number one leave me, but I'd be put into jail. When the interpreter had finished, she had a look of total aghastness on her face, and she wanted to know how a country so advanced could be so barbaric as to only allow one wife per man.

Oh well.

NTM

Good story there:D