More than one wife.

roy123456789

If you could have more than one:
Would you?
If so how many?
Why?

FunkyChicken

Yes
A million
For all the sex

Gavin "shels"

14 to start of with. 2 for every day of the week. 1 to cook and 1 to keeo me entertained.:D

galwayrush

Too Costly.:rolleyes:One has me broke.

shane86

IIRC Islam allows for four wives. Cross out the no alcohol part of the conversion contract and you can sign me up:

Hayden Panitierre
Shakira
Eva Mendes
Rihanna


And Id still cheat on them all with Megan Fox and Jessica Alba........

Susannahmia

Ah now ye would be lucky to get one!;)

Pj!

One'll do!

Bob the Builder

shane86 wrote: »

IIRC Islam allows for four wives. Cross out the no alcohol part of the conversion contract and you can sign me up:

Hayden Panitierre
Shakira
Eva Mendes
Rihanna


And Id still cheat on them all with Megan Fox and Jessica Alba........

Rihanna
Katie Holmes
Angelina Jolie (she's not that old you know)
Jessica Alba

They all have their own income, if one turns into a freak you can always go with the other three for a day!

RandolphEsq

1 wife to love and cherish with all my heart. Call me old fashioned

popebenny16

One scheming demented headwrecker is enough for me thanks!!!

Naos

2.

One for chopping and one for digging.

Manic Moran

shane86 wrote: »

IIRC Islam allows for four wives. Cross out the no alcohol part of the conversion contract and you can sign me up:

I was having tea with an Iraqi family one day, and there was no doubt who the head of the household was: The family matriarch.

As we're chatting away (obviously via an interpreter), she asks if I'm interested in taking a local wife. (Perhaps she was trying to offload her daughter, I'm not sure) I respond that I already have one. She suggests "fine, just take another." I explain to her that if I came home with another wife, not only would wife number one leave me, but I'd be put into jail. When the interpreter had finished, she had a look of total aghastness on her face, and she wanted to know how a country so advanced could be so barbaric as to only allow one wife per man.

Oh well.

NTM

Kold

FunkyChicken wrote: »

Yes
A million
For all the sex

This is the correct answer.

eoin5

0

DaBreno

Manic Moran wrote: »

she wanted to know how a country so advanced could be so barbaric as to only allow one wife per man.

And at point, you explained the Geneva convention.

NortSoide

Jayzus - how would you keep em all satisfied ?
You would need a mickie like a bloody ESB pool !

NismoR32

One's enough!

mobyrizla

WHat about a wife and a co habiting partner.

Xavi6

mobyrizla wrote: »

WHat about a wife and a co habiting partner.

Like Martin Cahill. He had the right idea.

Black Swan

Why would a man want more than one wife? Isn't one enough trouble? The same can be said for a woman with more than one hubby? Ha!

justsomebloke

I have enough crap dealing with just one woman why the hell would I want anymore*


*but for sex is the right answer

SimpleSam06

Actually I ran into a three-way-relationship (whats the word for a couple +1, a fewsome?) one man and two women in a nightclub a few years back. Being intrigued by this phenomenon, I proceeded to question the women to find out what sort of girls would be interested in that sort of lifestyle, purely for scientific reasons. I mean an experiment isn't accurate until its been independently verified by someone, right? Turned out he had hired a couple of hookers for the night. Ah well, back to the drawing board.

Kold

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Actually I ran into a three-way-relationship (whats the word for a couple +1, a fewsome?) one man and two women in a nightclub a few years back. Being intrigued by this phenomenon, I proceeded to question the women to find out what sort of girls would be interested in that sort of lifestyle, purely for scientific reasons. I mean an experiment isn't accurate until its been independently verified by someone, right? Turned out he had hired a couple of hookers for the night. Ah well, back to the drawing board.

Or the hooker board.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Personally, I think Henry VIII had the right idea: a little chopping and changing never hurt anyone. Okay, maybe the wives did, but you get the basic idea.

In this city, I think it would leadto a record number of suicide-murder pacts - between men.

Jay P

I like the idea of having two for each day of the week. Dunno if I could just pick 14 though...

Sleepy

Over time, women's periods synchronise when they're co-habiting. Now I don't know about the rest of you lads but dealing with one menstrual woman is difficult enough for me!

Wazdakka

BrightEyes wrote: »

1 wife to love and cherish with all my heart. Call me old fashioned

I agree completely,

The other wives would just be for housework and meaningless but incredibly kinky sex.

mdebets

But imagine whith each new wife you would get a new Mother-in-law. That would be hell.

unless you take sisters...twins...that would be a good idea

funloving

Some men will certainly think 1 is already enough

Kold

Sleepy wrote: »

Over time, women's periods synchronise when they're co-habiting. Now I don't know about the rest of you lads but dealing with one menstrual woman is difficult enough for me!

Now imagine if you had a menstrual fetish..

Kinetic^

jsb wrote: »

I have enough crap dealing with just one woman why the hell would I want anymore*


*but for sex is the right answer

I agree sir, 1 headache is enough.....:rolleyes:

seraphimvc

mdebets wrote: »

But imagine whith each new wife you would get a new Mother-in-law. That would be hell.

unless you take sisters...twins...that would be a good idea

ah yes...twins!:D

for the muslim 4 wives part:
you see,when you deal with women of not knowing the right,freedom or sort ,women are merely easy mind toys...personally i know a muslim teacher has 3 wives...women will manage their way of survive when the game comes in players...hope ya get the idea

pity but true... for non-muslim!:p

Lockstep

Dear God no.


Monogamous relationships have caused enough trouble for me.

Having two women+ would be a disaster for me.

Although I remember reading on the plane to Dublin about this guy who was a Mormon or something and had three wives and was starring in a documentary. His wives had him worn ragged as one was a dosser, one was obsessive compulsive and the other was a whinger. He had all three women whining at him simultaneously for different shoes and he just looked so miserable.


I wouldn't be able to live with two women anyway as 2weeks out of every four, one would be a rag hag. And soon their menestrual cycles would synchronize and they'd be going through crockery like a bull in a china shop.

Manic Moran wrote: »

I was having tea with an Iraqi family one day, and there was no doubt who the head of the household was: The family matriarch.

As we're chatting away (obviously via an interpreter), she asks if I'm interested in taking a local wife. (Perhaps she was trying to offload her daughter, I'm not sure) I respond that I already have one. She suggests "fine, just take another." I explain to her that if I came home with another wife, not only would wife number one leave me, but I'd be put into jail. When the interpreter had finished, she had a look of total aghastness on her face, and she wanted to know how a country so advanced could be so barbaric as to only allow one wife per man.

Oh well.

NTM

Good story there:D

uptherebels

monica bellucci +4 of her clones and im set for life