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JIZZLORD · 08-02-2008 11:15PM #1

in this weeks advert they're advertising for people to do porn
pg 122

http://www.galwayadvertiser.ie/content/classifieds.php?heading=SITUATIONS%20VACANT&subheading=&pubdate=2008-02-06%2015:30:00

XXX MODELS required for films in the Galway region. Cash paid daily. Text name and details to 085 1596913.

Rowley Birkin QC · 08-02-2008 11:18PM

Jizzlord, porn actors....hmmm?

JIZZLORD · 08-02-2008 11:23PM

it has nothing to do with me.
i swear

Sherifu · 08-02-2008 11:32PM

Job prospects++

Proxy · 08-02-2008 11:50PM

When God closes a door, he opens a window

Gonna be weird having "Galway Porn" that will no doubt be all polish. Well they work everywhere else!!

AckwelFoley · 09-02-2008 12:00AM

Just rang him

Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up

TerrorFirmer · 09-02-2008 12:03AM

snyper wrote: »

Just rang him

Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up

Didn't realize it was for gay porn as well...:D

Lockstep · 09-02-2008 12:13AM

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.

I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

AckwelFoley · 09-02-2008 12:15AM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.

I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

There is a sick joke in that statment .. i will refrain form posting it

JIZZLORD · 09-02-2008 12:18AM

snyper wrote: »

There is a sick joke in that statment .. i will refrain form posting it

you're no fun

ironictoaster · 09-02-2008 12:19AM

Well I am unemployed...

biko · 09-02-2008 12:55AM

Hmm, jots down number...

ScumLord · 09-02-2008 01:26AM

allot of soft porn stuff is filmed in Galway, so you don't need a huge lad on you. You don't even need to shave your sack cause no ones going to see it.

randylonghorn · 09-02-2008 01:35AM

Hah! Sorry lads, 'tis a job for a professional and he's already hired!

Still casting for the wimmen tho' ... I get right of veto. Any takers?

snyper wrote: »

Just rang him

Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up

Ah, they mentioned something about a "cameraman's perk" all right ...

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.

I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

Snyper's perk?

Acidflash · 09-02-2008 01:35AM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

yes, it's called Thailand

walt0r · 09-02-2008 01:37AM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.

I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

Pity you're built like a 12 year old as well.

Fey! · 09-02-2008 01:44AM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Hah! Sorry lads, 'tis a job for a professional and he's already hired!

Still casting for the wimmen tho' ...

I'm offering practical lessons for any women interested in doing an audition to give them some practice.....:p

hada · 09-02-2008 01:47AM

i thought filming porn in ireland was banned?.... i had heard of "lepreporn", but wasn't that filmed in the north (with irish actors as far as I know...)

Acidflash · 09-02-2008 01:48AM

Fey! wrote: »

I'm offering practical lessons for any women interested in doing an audition to give them some practice.....:p

Good luck with that Dave! [hint] smoking area in CPs'[/hint]

JIZZLORD · 09-02-2008 01:49AM

according to matt cooper of today fm and my donegalese workmate lepreporn film in donegal

randylonghorn · 09-02-2008 01:53AM

JIZZLORD wrote: »

according to matt cooper of today fm and my donegalese workmate lepreporn film in donegal

Corr-r-rect!

Acidflash wrote: »

[hint] smoking area in CPs'[/hint]

Hmmm ... sounds like there's a story there?

/draws up chair and pops can

09-02-2008 01:54AM

Popcorn?

randylonghorn · 09-02-2008 01:57AM

Thanks, don't mind if I do.

Hush though, Acidflash has a story to tell us ... stay if you like, might be a bit risque though.

/pats lap invitingly

Acidflash · 09-02-2008 02:14AM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Thanks, don't mind if I do.

Hush though, Acidflash has a story to tell us ... stay if you like, might be a bit risque though.

/pats lap invitingly

Beer and popcorn, nice!

lets wait till blue_lagoon has gone to bed!

seriously though have you not sen the smoking area in CPs, wahhhhhhhhhh!! Anything for a fiver

Jamey · 09-02-2008 02:17AM

Wonder has KD seen that ad? I reckon he'd be well up for it....

randylonghorn · 09-02-2008 02:28AM

Acidflash wrote: »

lets wait till blue_lagoon has gone to bed!

That never stops her browsing / posting ...

Acidflash wrote: »

seriously though have you not sen the smoking area in CPs, wahhhhhhhhhh!! Anything for a fiver

Ah, generic comment ... I thought we were in for a personal (blackmailable) tale ...

Actually, haven't been in the mart in yonks, sounds like it hasn't changed much though!

Jamey wrote: »

... he'd be well up for it....

Personal observation?? 0_o

Acidflash · 09-02-2008 02:38AM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Ah, generic comment ... I thought we were in for a personal (blackmailable) tale ...

Haven't been in there in a while either,hasn't changed from i've heard from the staff. no chance of a blackmaible(sp?) situation when you have no shame.

Lets hear your story Randy!

randylonghorn · 09-02-2008 03:28AM

Stories from the mart? Me?! Nah ...

/checks B!ue's green light is off

Well, not many, anyway ... >_>

'course there was that one time in first year when some young blonde one from Spiddal or Inverin or out that way decided to put an end to our silly slagging about who was the better equipped by backing the three of us into a dark corner and judging for herself ... two got rejected, neither was me! (Isn't that right, Sean?

)

Twasn't my fault she found it difficult to put it away again, and eventually had to disarm it first ...

Not exactly on my list of proudest moments (funniest ones, yeah!) but hell, I was well-oiled, no-one was taking any notice, well, no-one I didn't know anyway ... apparently a certain "friend" was throwing ice-cubes at me on his best, but I don't remember that bit!

Oh, and that's not a blackmailable story either, coz everyone I know in Galway who wasn't actually there has heard the story many's the time from someone who was!

Shame, eh? Pfft! Shame is a luxury I retain for when someone actually gets hurt, which is something I would try to avoid ... but it has no place in ordinary everyday blowing off steam!

JIZZLORD · 09-02-2008 03:45AM

what you're trying to say is that you have a massive cock?
love the avatar

stevecrow74 · 09-02-2008 04:34AM

Jamey wrote: »

Wonder has KD seen that ad? I reckon he'd be well up for it....

i doubt he'd reach it :eek::eek::D:D:D:D

randylonghorn · 09-02-2008 04:46AM

JIZZLORD wrote: »

what you're trying to say is that you have a massive cock?

Certainly wouldn't say massive ... well, not without my tongue planted firmly in my cheek, anyway!

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