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JIZZLORD

in this weeks advert they're advertising for people to do porn
pg 122

http://www.galwayadvertiser.ie/content/classifieds.php?heading=SITUATIONS%20VACANT&subheading=&pubdate=2008-02-06%2015:30:00

XXX MODELS required for films in the Galway region. Cash paid daily. Text name and details to 085 1596913.

Rowley Birkin QC

Jizzlord, porn actors....hmmm?

JIZZLORD

it has nothing to do with me.
i swear

Sherifu

Job prospects++

Proxy

When God closes a door, he opens a window

Gonna be weird having "Galway Porn" that will no doubt be all polish. Well they work everywhere else!!

AckwelFoley

Just rang him

Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up

TerrorFirmer

snyper wrote: »

Just rang him

Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up

Didn't realize it was for gay porn as well...:D

Lockstep

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.


I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

AckwelFoley

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.


I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

There is a sick joke in that statment .. i will refrain form posting it

JIZZLORD

snyper wrote: »

There is a sick joke in that statment .. i will refrain form posting it

you're no fun

ironictoaster

Well I am unemployed...

biko

Hmm, jots down number...

ScumLord

allot of soft porn stuff is filmed in Galway, so you don't need a huge lad on you. You don't even need to shave your sack cause no ones going to see it.

randylonghorn

Hah! Sorry lads, 'tis a job for a professional and he's already hired!

Still casting for the wimmen tho' ... I get right of veto. Any takers?

snyper wrote: »

Just rang him

Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up

Ah, they mentioned something about a "cameraman's perk" all right ...

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.

I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

Snyper's perk?

Acidflash

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

yes, it's called Thailand

walt0r

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.


I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

Pity you're built like a 12 year old as well.

Fey!

randylonghorn wrote: »

Hah! Sorry lads, 'tis a job for a professional and he's already hired!

Still casting for the wimmen tho' ...

I'm offering practical lessons for any women interested in doing an audition to give them some practice.....:p

hada

i thought filming porn in ireland was banned?.... i had heard of "lepreporn", but wasn't that filmed in the north (with irish actors as far as I know...)

Acidflash

Fey! wrote: »

I'm offering practical lessons for any women interested in doing an audition to give them some practice.....:p

Good luck with that Dave! [hint] smoking area in CPs'[/hint]

JIZZLORD

according to matt cooper of today fm and my donegalese workmate lepreporn film in donegal

randylonghorn

JIZZLORD wrote: »

according to matt cooper of today fm and my donegalese workmate lepreporn film in donegal

Corr-r-rect!

Acidflash wrote: »

[hint] smoking area in CPs'[/hint]

Hmmm ... sounds like there's a story there?

/draws up chair and pops can

Black Swan

Popcorn?

randylonghorn

Thanks, don't mind if I do.

Hush though, Acidflash has a story to tell us ... stay if you like, might be a bit risque though.

/pats lap invitingly

Acidflash

randylonghorn wrote: »

Thanks, don't mind if I do.

Hush though, Acidflash has a story to tell us ... stay if you like, might be a bit risque though.

/pats lap invitingly

Beer and popcorn, nice!

lets wait till blue_lagoon has gone to bed!

seriously though have you not sen the smoking area in CPs, wahhhhhhhhhh!! Anything for a fiver

Jamey

Wonder has KD seen that ad? I reckon he'd be well up for it....

randylonghorn

Acidflash wrote: »

lets wait till blue_lagoon has gone to bed!

That never stops her browsing / posting ...

Acidflash wrote: »

seriously though have you not sen the smoking area in CPs, wahhhhhhhhhh!! Anything for a fiver

Ah, generic comment ... I thought we were in for a personal (blackmailable) tale ...


Actually, haven't been in the mart in yonks, sounds like it hasn't changed much though!

Jamey wrote: »

... he'd be well up for it....

Personal observation?? 0_o

Acidflash

randylonghorn wrote: »

Ah, generic comment ... I thought we were in for a personal (blackmailable) tale ...

Haven't been in there in a while either,hasn't changed from i've heard from the staff. no chance of a blackmaible(sp?) situation when you have no shame.

Lets hear your story Randy!

randylonghorn

Stories from the mart? Me?! Nah ...

/checks B!ue's green light is off

Well, not many, anyway ... >_>

'course there was that one time in first year when some young blonde one from Spiddal or Inverin or out that way decided to put an end to our silly slagging about who was the better equipped by backing the three of us into a dark corner and judging for herself ... two got rejected, neither was me! (Isn't that right, Sean? )

Twasn't my fault she found it difficult to put it away again, and eventually had to disarm it first ...

Not exactly on my list of proudest moments (funniest ones, yeah!) but hell, I was well-oiled, no-one was taking any notice, well, no-one I didn't know anyway ... apparently a certain "friend" was throwing ice-cubes at me on his best, but I don't remember that bit!

Oh, and that's not a blackmailable story either, coz everyone I know in Galway who wasn't actually there has heard the story many's the time from someone who was!

Shame, eh? Pfft! Shame is a luxury I retain for when someone actually gets hurt, which is something I would try to avoid ... but it has no place in ordinary everyday blowing off steam!

JIZZLORD

what you're trying to say is that you have a massive cock?
love the avatar

stevecrow74

Jamey wrote: »

Wonder has KD seen that ad? I reckon he'd be well up for it....

i doubt he'd reach it :eek::eek::D:D:D:D

randylonghorn

JIZZLORD wrote: »

what you're trying to say is that you have a massive cock?

Certainly wouldn't say massive ... well, not without my tongue planted firmly in my cheek, anyway!

Lockstep

walt0r wrote: »

Pity you're built like a 12 year old as well.

Ow, my pride:(


I'll go for me own payperview show in a country where people are small.


I'll be the legal, tall 12 year old.

I've always wondered whether pedos ever hired midgets and dressed them up as kids....

tristanc

It seems odd not to specify gender in the ad. But I'd guess it's for women. I don't think anyone hires men in open casting calls except gay porn/solo porn for gay audiences/etc. If you want to be a straight porn star, get your own website and hire some women.

tristanc

Oddly, googling "Irish Porn" brings up a boards post as the first result. Don't see any actual irish porn. "Naked irish women" or "Naked irish men" doesn't bring up any results either.

Now I'm thinking there's a market. Who wants to go in with me on irishporn.com? We just wait outside supermacs at 3 in the morning, film from 330-530 nearby, and pay 'em in snack boxes and more liquor.

DEmeant0r

tristanc wrote: »

It seems odd not to specify gender in the ad. But I'd guess it's for women. I don't think anyone hires men in open casting calls except gay porn/solo porn for gay audiences/etc. If you want to be a straight porn star, get your own website and hire some women.

And, this is coming from experience?

DEmeant0r

tristanc wrote: »

Oddly, googling "Irish Porn" brings up a boards post as the first result. Don't see any actual irish porn. "Naked irish women" or "Naked irish men" doesn't bring up any results either.

Now I'm thinking there's a market. Who wants to go in with me on irishporn.com? We just wait outside supermacs at 3 in the morning, film from 330-530 nearby, and pay 'em in snack boxes and more liquor.

I wouldn't say they'd need any payment whatsoever, those damn horny clubbers

JIZZLORD

what kind of titles would these galway porn films have?

Desperate spiddal sluts 7?

Sherifu

Filling her Spannish Arch 3?

Krieg

rkm wrote: »

Filling her Spannish Arch 3?

I almost fell off my chair. Can't top that

Fey!

Acidflash - haven't been in CP in nearly 2 years! I'd love to know what I did/said out in that smoking room, though (unless it was my normal CP perving...)

Wrecking my head trying to figure out exactly who you are, too.... Staff or customer?

As for titles - Debbie Does Doughiska???

Lockstep

tristanc wrote: »

It seems odd not to specify gender in the ad. But I'd guess it's for women. I don't think anyone hires men in open casting calls except gay porn/solo porn for gay audiences/etc. If you want to be a straight porn star, get your own website and hire some women.

Tristan, yer a yank.

Irish Porn would consist of pasty and chubby women.

We wouldn't want that.


Although I remember a post a while ago of something like Shagged in Ireland or F*cked in Ireland or something.

ethernet

Asbad wrote: »

I almost fell off my chair. Can't top that

"A Night in Busheypark"

Fey!

Pirates of the Claddagh Basin

JIZZLORD

Renmore then a mouthfull

JohnCleary

"Knockin' it inta Carra"

"Deep within a Claddagh Ring"

TerrorFirmer

JohnCleary wrote: »

"Deep within a Claddagh Ring"

Hahaha... brilliant!

JIZZLORD

JohnCleary wrote: »

"Knockin' it inta Carra"

Donkey punching?

tristanc

DEmeant0r wrote: »

And, this is coming from experience?

I wish.

tristanc

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Tristan, yer a yank.

Irish Porn would consist of pasty and chubby women.

We wouldn't want that.


Although I remember a post a while ago of something like Shagged in Ireland or F*cked in Ireland or something.

Eh, most countries are full of pasty and chubby women. That's why most porn stars are 19, before they are too pasty and too chubby. Spray 'em with some fake tan, and they're ready to go

harney

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

I also have the face of a 12 year old.


I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

Could you put the 12 year olds face down and take 3 steps back sir. Do not at any stage attempt to discharge the weapon

randylonghorn

JIZZLORD wrote: »

what kind of titles would these galway porn films have?

Adventures of a Galway Hooker

XXX Tales From the Mart

Inverin Her Ass

M'Oranmore Orgies

Headfor(d) The Football Team


The College Trilogy:

Smokin' Joe's Big 'Un
Moffett's Muffs
Friars' Fantasies

Buy the full set, get a bonus video:

GMIT Up 'Er!!


Oh, and for the fetish audience ...

Jizzlord Does Bukkake

and

Redhairedguy Loses It At Last