Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

6th forced himself upon me :(

135678

Comments

  • #62
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    this thread must survive until 6th returns...

    on a seperate note... 6th just spat in my tea :(


  • #63
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    I wonder how much pain 6th is in right now :D Must repy... must reply.....

    I think he should be offered modship of some amazingly popular forum..but must accept before midnight..that should flush him out.


  • #64
    7th
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭7th


    I've read and re-read all of the above allegations and I must say that this doesn't sound anything like the charming handsome yet modest 6th I know. You sure you lads have the right guy? The 6th I know saved Ethiopia from capitalism once. The chaps a hero.


  • #65
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the obelisk in killiney hill park had to be cordoned off because his satanic rituals were getting way out of hand


  • #66
    Orlee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Orlee


    splinter wrote: »
    this thread must survive until 6th returns...

    on a seperate note... 6th just spat in my tea :(

    Agreed,

    We must keep this alive!


  • Advertisement
  • #67
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the obelisk in killiney hill park had to be cordoned off because his satanic rituals were getting way out of hand
    I suppose technically, if 7th was 6th it wouldn't be cheating, as it's not 6th...

    Bannage for multiple account0rzz!! :eek:


  • #68
    gerky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky


    I call shenanigans SHENANIGANS


  • #69
    7th
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭7th


    Mirror wrote: »
    I suppose technically, if 7th was 6th it wouldn't be cheating, as it's not 6th...

    Bannage for multiple account0rzz!! :eek:
    What do you mean "If 7th was 6th"? Thats like me saying "If Mirror was Morror" Doesn't make any sense. Anyway did you like 6th or was he a ****er to you too?


  • #70
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    7th wrote: »
    What do you mean "If 7th was 6th"? Thats like me saying "If Mirror was Morror" Doesn't make any sense. Anyway did you like 6th or was he a ****er to you too?
    spork tbh


  • #71
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,354 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    this thread is hilarious....oh actually wait...


  • Advertisement
  • #72
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    What size is his kok?

    Rumor has it he couldnt puncture sliced cheese with that thing.


  • #73
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    snyper wrote: »
    What size is his kok?

    Rumor has it he couldnt puncture sliced cheese with that thing.

    It's not the size that's important... It's the 20 stone he has behind it to ram it with home with.


  • #74
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    I blame 6th & 7th for laughing so hard my tea spilled over my keyboard


  • #75
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    6th also pushes old ladies into the street!:eek:


  • #76
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    ooh... I think I have some seriously big guns I can wheel out for this one...

    But I think I'll save them for day 2.

    Meh.
    6th looks like the bullet.
    Now only some of the older Leixlip people will get that, but believe me when I say it's far from complimentary.


  • #77
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I heard he uses kittens and puppies to mop the floor! He sticks poles up their bums and mops away!


  • #78
    7th
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭7th


    My sister went out with 6th once and she said that although his willy was a little bit creamier looking than what is the norm he was actually a fantastic and most considerate lover. She said she would have married him but for the fact she thought he was a bit too chubby of belly and unhandsome of face.


  • #79
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    watna wrote: »
    I heard he uses kittens and puppies to mop the floor! He sticks poles up their bums and mops away!

    Oh it's not a pole...


  • #80
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    pfft he has a secondary boards account anyway...he's posting all over the place, just under a different alias


  • #81
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    It's not the size that's important... It's the 20 stone he has behind it to ram it with home with.
    He wooed me with the boast that he was 20 stone, 4 inches. But he lied, the bastard.:(


  • Advertisement
  • #82
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    6th raped my dog


  • #83
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    6th kidnapped me and put me into forced labour in a factory in china making fake nikes while keeping me subdued by getting me hooked on heroin.


  • #84
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Did the parents of that 12 year old boy ever follow up with legal action against him?


  • #85
    Maximilian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Maximilian


    6th reticulated my splines.


  • #86
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    I find this thread just down right offensive!*















    *if 6th reads it.... really its ****ing hilarious!


  • #87
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Jules wrote: »
    I find this thread just down right offensive!*















    *if 6th reads it.... really its ****ing hilarious!
    6th is free to contact me or any of the other AH mods via PM at any time.


  • #88
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chuck Norris looks under his bed for 6th before he goes asleep !!


  • #89
    Voodu Child
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    I heard that when 6th yawns, it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel


  • #90
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    I heard he once got caught violating a goat in the centre of a candle lit pentagram while drinking the blood of sacrificed kittens.

    Rumour has it he carves the number "666" in the back of his sexual victims. I'd get somebody to check your back Azezil if I were you. It's not just empassioned scratch marks!


  • Advertisement
  • #91
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    KtK wrote: »
    He wooed me with the boast that he was 20 stone, 4 inches. But he lied, the bastard.:(

    6th is actually a reference to the length of his wee chap, as in "of an inch"..the mickeyless wonder that he is


Advertisement
Advertisement