6th forced himself upon me :(

azezil · 06-02-2008 9:43am #1

It was at the last boards beers, there I was minding my own business when this dark figure approached me, a sinister look in his eye, he just smiled in an evil super villain kinda way and said "I'll be seeing you later..." and walked away with an evil grin on his face.

Later that night when he undoubtedly had spiked my drink as I never get that drunk, he followed me to the toilets and... forced himself upon my poor fragile person, he was an animal (not in a good way) *sobs*

Why 6th, why did you do this to me

*breaks down in tears*

Maximilian · 06-02-2008 9:44am

Slapper.

watna · 06-02-2008 9:47am

I always knew he had it in him. (This is great!)

ScumLord · 06-02-2008 9:49am

I seen a short play based on these events and in that you liked it.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 06-02-2008 10:04am

I also seen him later that night setting puppies on fire and spitting at old people

Adam · 06-02-2008 10:06am

Shame on him! :mad:

r3nu4l · 06-02-2008 10:07am

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I also seen him later that night setting puppies on fire and spitting at old people

Jeez, give the guy a break, I said I'd love a hot dog and he took a different meaning from it, that's all! A simple misunderstanding.

s_carnage · 06-02-2008 10:22am

The way in which he hasn't refuted these accusations is just a sign of his guilt.

Gillo · 06-02-2008 10:25am

Theres thousands of people out there who have never had the pleasure of experiencing 6th firsthand, and all you people can do is complain.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Adam · 06-02-2008 10:29am

Gillo wrote: »

Theres thousands of people out there who have never had the pleasure of experiencing 6th firsthand, and all you people can do is complain.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

/me retorts replacing 6th with yer ma

GhostInTheRuins · 06-02-2008 10:32am

I saw him smashing windows in a nursing home last week. Monster.

kev_s88 · 06-02-2008 10:38am

he's got a vicious streak in him, does our 6th

Winters · 06-02-2008 10:39am

This is sort of strange. With Az usually its the other way around...

But I feel for you. Silence from 6th only supports the fact that he did it. Dangerous.

passive · 06-02-2008 10:41am

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could...

Oh 6th, if only you were here to defend your good name. Alright lads, to the lynch mob supply room! (feedback forum) :mad:

Dord · 06-02-2008 10:43am

I heard that his beard is *fake! :eek:

*May not be true. Terms and conditions apply.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 06-02-2008 10:45am

Seeing as he is no longer posting here I can only assume he is posting on the Stormfront forum.

Dord · 06-02-2008 10:47am

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Seeing as he is no longer posting here I can only assume he is posting on the Stormfront forum.

He could be over at "that other place". I could type it here but its censored.

LouOB · 06-02-2008 10:49am

Was he the gunman on the grassy knoll?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 06-02-2008 10:50am

Joe Robot wrote: »

He could be over at "that other place". I could type it here but its censored.

The Church of Scientology? He was always trying to flog those free stress tests!

LadyJ · 06-02-2008 10:59am

6th ate my babies!

emeraldstar · 06-02-2008 11:04am

Brilliant

Dyr · 06-02-2008 11:07am

These allegations are both false and malicious :mad:. Everyone knows that 6th is a gaylord.

Splinter · 06-02-2008 11:08am

i saw him spitting in peoples pints.... and he did it so proudly that he PMd me about it afterwards with photos! and im just a random member...

Dyr · 06-02-2008 11:09am

he has a thing for random members

/sid james guffaw

WhiteWashMan · 06-02-2008 11:11am

azezil wrote: »

It was at the last boards beers, there I was minding my own business when this dark figure approached me, a sinister look in his eye, he just smiled in an evil super villain kinda way and said "I'll be seeing you later..." and walked away with an evil grin on his face.

Later that night when he undoubtedly had spiked my drink as I never get that drunk, he followed me to the toilets and... forced himself upon my poor fragile person, he was an animal (not in a good way) *sobs*

Why 6th, why did you do this to me

*breaks down in tears*

all i can say is that the man has no taste at all if thats true.

MarkR · 06-02-2008 11:11am

He made me oversleep today, caused my car not to start, make my coffee cold, and now is making me post on boards!

He also tried to watch me undress last night. I saw the eyes in his pic following me about the room. Thank god I had my backup clothes on underneath!

Beruthiel · 06-02-2008 11:16am

azezil wrote: »

ILater that night when he undoubtedly had spiked my drink as I never get that drunk, he followed me to the toilets and... forced himself upon my poor fragile person, he was an animal (not in a good way) *sobs*

If anyone else had posted that, I *might* believe them.
As it's you, I'm guessing all the above happened the other way around.
Slut.

tk123 · 06-02-2008 11:19am

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I also seen him later that night setting puppies on fire and spitting at old people

I saw him drowning kittens and pulling the legs off spiders:eek:

Orlee · 06-02-2008 11:24am

Has he PM'd anyone yet?

Heisenberg. · 06-02-2008 11:26am

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Kur4mA · 06-02-2008 11:27am

The Fiend!!!

azezil · 06-02-2008 11:28am

Oh that 6th fella is a real bad egg alright *shakes head*

JIZZLORD · 06-02-2008 11:31am

i heard he preachs death and destruction to the state of israel, oh that rampant anti semite...

KTRIC · 06-02-2008 11:31am

I've never actually met 6th or had any contact with him but his mere existence has caused me untold emotional and physiological damage and that I have to attend councilling for.

I intend to sue him in the future for undisclosed amounts due to loss of earnings.

Robbo · 06-02-2008 11:34am

azezil wrote: »

It was at the last boards beers, there I was minding my own business when this dark figure approached me, a sinister look in his eye, he just smiled in an evil super villain kinda way and said "I'll be seeing you later..." and walked away with an evil grin on his face.

Later that night when he undoubtedly had spiked my drink as I never get that drunk, he followed me to the toilets and... forced himself upon my poor fragile person, he was an animal (not in a good way) *sobs*

Why 6th, why did you do this to me

*breaks down in tears*

I thought it was backseat modding rather than backdoor rodding that 6th is usually associated with?

LadyJ · 06-02-2008 11:35am

I introduced someone to 6th once......she died shortly afterwards.

ScumLord · 06-02-2008 11:37am

I've seen him in old folks homes on more than one occasion licking the moister off old people. They loved the attention but I still think it's wrong.

Adam · 06-02-2008 11:37am

Fools, this is precisely what that attention whore is looking for! :P

togster · 06-02-2008 11:42am

He's a fame whore.

Next he'll have his own "fragrance" and having breast reduction like Jordan.

Oh 6th what have you become...

WhiteWashMan · 06-02-2008 11:58am

LadyJ wrote: »

I introduced someone to 6th once......she died shortly afterwards.

its ok, i think hes still talking to her.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 06-02-2008 12:02pm

You know that rumour about AIDS starting because someone had sex with a monkey... <-- 6th!

jezza · 06-02-2008 12:06pm

OP if I could get my hands on ya I'd do the same.

Splinter · 06-02-2008 12:08pm

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

You know that rumour about AIDS starting because someone had sex with a monkey... <-- 6th!

he started the rumour?? monster!

Adam · 06-02-2008 12:10pm

Nah he cut his finger chopping wood in a graveyard and stuck it up the monkeys bumbum to catch the blood he was afraid of letting fall on consecrated ground.

¬_¬

azezil · 06-02-2008 12:14pm

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

its ok, i think hes still talking to her.

I think he's doing more than that to her!

Durrrrty

biko · 06-02-2008 12:37pm

azezil got some! Yeah!

KTRIC · 06-02-2008 12:55pm

6th once got one of the guys in the "proposed" Microwave and Timetravel forum to send him back a couple of thousand years to the Garden of Eden and he tempted Adam with the forbidden fruit, the bastard :mad: