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6th forced himself upon me :(

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  • #32
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Oh that 6th fella is a real bad egg alright *shakes head*


  • #33
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    i heard he preachs death and destruction to the state of israel, oh that rampant anti semite...


  • #34
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I've never actually met 6th or had any contact with him but his mere existence has caused me untold emotional and physiological damage and that I have to attend councilling for.

    I intend to sue him in the future for undisclosed amounts due to loss of earnings.


  • #35
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,662 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    azezil wrote: »
    It was at the last boards beers, there I was minding my own business when this dark figure approached me, a sinister look in his eye, he just smiled in an evil super villain kinda way and said "I'll be seeing you later..." and walked away with an evil grin on his face.

    Later that night when he undoubtedly had spiked my drink as I never get that drunk, he followed me to the toilets and... forced himself upon my poor fragile person, he was an animal (not in a good way) *sobs*

    Why 6th, why did you do this to me

    *breaks down in tears*
    I thought it was backseat modding rather than backdoor rodding that 6th is usually associated with?


  • #36
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I introduced someone to 6th once......she died shortly afterwards.


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  • #37
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I've seen him in old folks homes on more than one occasion licking the moister off old people. They loved the attention but I still think it's wrong.


  • #38
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Fools, this is precisely what that attention whore is looking for! :P


  • #39
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    He's a fame whore.

    Next he'll have his own "fragrance" and having breast reduction like Jordan.

    Oh 6th what have you become...


  • #40
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    LadyJ wrote: »
    I introduced someone to 6th once......she died shortly afterwards.

    its ok, i think hes still talking to her.


  • #41
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    You know that rumour about AIDS starting because someone had sex with a monkey... <-- 6th!


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  • #42
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    OP if I could get my hands on ya I'd do the same.


  • #43
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    You know that rumour about AIDS starting because someone had sex with a monkey... <-- 6th!
    he started the rumour?? monster!


  • #44
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Nah he cut his finger chopping wood in a graveyard and stuck it up the monkeys bumbum to catch the blood he was afraid of letting fall on consecrated ground.

    ¬_¬


  • #45
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    WhiteWashMan wrote: »
    its ok, i think hes still talking to her.

    I think he's doing more than that to her!

    Durrrrty


  • #46
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    azezil got some! Yeah!


  • #47
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    6th once got one of the guys in the "proposed" Microwave and Timetravel forum to send him back a couple of thousand years to the Garden of Eden and he tempted Adam with the forbidden fruit, the bastard :mad:


  • #48
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    6th Ate My Hamster


  • #49
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    6th is the reason the new Pro Evolution Soccer game is sooo ****e!


  • #50
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    6th once had a staring contest with Chuck Norris and...









    lost, but damn it was kinda close!


  • #51
    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    6th has me locked in his basement, along with several immigrants! Help!


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  • #52
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    I thought 6th lived in his basement?


  • #53
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    KTRIC wrote: »
    6th once got one of the guys in the "proposed" Microwave and Timetravel forum to send him back a couple of thousand years to the Garden of Eden and he tempted Adam with the forbidden fruit, the bastard :mad:
    He said if I didn't eat it he's make me suck his banana instead! :(



    *Yes, my name is Adam...


  • #54
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,873 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    DeV was just saying earlier that he was going to make 6th a mod of AH, Paranormal, Feedback & Frisbee, but in light of recent allegations he's waiting on a public rebuttal from 6th. Apparently a simple "I did not" would suffice.


  • #55
    GerryRyan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    6th took Maddie :eek:

    ... oh I went there :D


  • #56
    kev_s88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    GerryRyan wrote: »
    6th took Maddie :eek:

    ... oh I went there :D


    he also fed all those drugs to Heath Ledger


  • #57
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,873 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    kev_s88 wrote: »
    he also fed all those drugs to Heath Ledger

    Whose character in Brokeback Mountain was based on 6th.


  • #58
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    ooh... I think I have some seriously big guns I can wheel out for this one...

    But I think I'll save them for day 2.


  • #59
    GerryRyan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    *calls monkeyfudge's bluff*


  • #60
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I was going to keep this one secret but it has come to light that 6th is in fact Hitler and has been kept young and virile by drinking the blood of orphaned babies.


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  • #61
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    GerryRyan wrote: »
    *calls monkeyfudge's bluff*

    Have you seen some of the photos of 6th I've posted in the past?

    Be afraid.. be very afraid.


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