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Who would you fight?

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  • #32
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I'd take on Willie O'Dea.


    And Mary Harney.

    At once.


    We talkin bout fightin not your kinky kinda shíte :D

    I wanna kick the livin fúck outta colin "im famous cos i am a dub that curses alot cos there aint a load of them out there" farrell


  • #33
    Maximilian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Maximilian


    Tom Cruise also. What a spanner.


  • #34
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Ghandi.....skinny guys fight till they're burger.


  • #35
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,024 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    GAAman wrote: »
    We talkin bout fightin not your kinky kinda shíte :D

    I wanna kick the livin fúck outta colin "im famous cos i am a dub that curses alot cos there aint a load of them out there" farrell

    Yum.


    Willie O'Dea is jut the right height to gimme a blow while I'm still standing.

    Then MAry Harney can sit on my face.


  • #36
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    At the minute I'd go with Tommy Cruise.


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  • #37
    Wacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    Fred Phelps. I'd spend quite a while battering him, and kick him in his lower back until I was able to fold him up like an accordian and shove his own c*ck down his throat until he choked on it. This would be a particularly good match-up as Phelps is a wrinkly old fecker, and thus he couldn't put up too much resistance.

    I'd love to fight Randy Couture too. I'd be annihilated inside of five seconds, but I'd consider it an honour to be battered by The Natural.


  • #38
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Yum.


    Willie O'Dea is jut the right height to gimme a blow while I'm still standing.

    Then MAry Harney can sit on my face.

    Suicide by cunnilingus.....interesting. I wonder if the smell or the lack of oxygen would kill you first.


  • #39
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Wacker wrote: »
    I'd love to fight Randy Couture too. I'd be annihilated inside of five seconds, but I'd consider it an honour to be battered by The Natural.

    Spot on!!!

    I was thinking of say Fedya....but it did say who you would fight, not be murdered by!!! :eek:


  • #40
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Morlar wrote: »
    Mary harney.
    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I
    Mary Harney.

    For cryin' out loud lads, it'd be like boxing a glacier...


  • #41
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,024 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    For cryin' out loud lads, it'd be like boxing a glacier...

    I'd come prepared.

    I'd bring an ice drill and a vacuum cleaner set for maxiumum sucking power.
    I'd give her the lipsuction she always dreamed of.


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  • #42
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    The karati kid, all that wax on wax off sh1te... nothan a swift mick in the kickey wouldnt sort out:D


  • #43
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Aurora Snow! *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

    ;)


  • #44
    CrazyTalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭CrazyTalk


    FunkZ wrote: »
    Aurora Snow! *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

    ;)

    One of the least appealing pornstars? For shame.
    I'd kick shades of **** out of Greenday, all of them.


  • #45
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    Shatner


  • #46
    Skellington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Skellington


    CrazyTalk wrote: »
    One of the least appealing pornstars? For shame.
    Still would though.

    I'd fight my uncle, or Jerry Seinfeld.


    Edit/ Oh yeah, that Hector bloke.


  • #47
    conor2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭conor2007


    jeremy paxman that tit presenter


    dickhead


  • #48
    conor2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭conor2007


    starn wrote: »
    Shatner


    william shatner?


    ledgend he is - leave him alone:cool:


  • #49
    CrazyTalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭CrazyTalk


    Mister T


  • #50
    Icaras
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Icaras


    CrazyTalk wrote: »
    Mister T


    quit yo jibba jabba fool!


  • #51
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    conor2007 wrote: »
    william shatner?


    ledgend he is - leave him alone:cool:

    He'd have to be dressed in the old school uniform. Id be dressed like Kahn.


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  • #52
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Brian O'Driscoll

    Gordon Ramsey

    And a guy who lives in Carlow ;)


  • #53
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Chuck Norris :eek:


  • #54
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    i'll take that fight, but i'm afraid we'll have to do it by weight.. so it'll be me versus your left shoulder.


  • #55
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    Dragan wrote: »
    Ghandi.....skinny guys fight till they're burger.

    Wasn't that Abe Lincoln?
    And wasn't it something like: "Ghandi".
    "Good answer".
    I could be totally wrong- i'm too lazy to google it at the moment, sorry. :)


  • #56
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Mairt wrote: »
    Brian O'Driscoll
    I'd *really* like to see that scrap...

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  • #57
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Mordeth wrote: »
    i'll take that fight, but i'm afraid we'll have to do it by weight.. so it'll be me versus your left shoulder.


    Nah, your cool now.


  • #58
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Sleepy wrote: »
    I'd *really* like to see that scrap...

    Ah, you shudda seen myself and Trevor Brennan go at it outside 'The Rye Vale Tavern' one night.

    Now that was a big bugger!.


  • #59
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    alright, I'd still like a few weeks just to bulk up a little.. where do you get your steroids from?


  • #60
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Mairt wrote: »
    Ah, you shudda seen myself and Trevor Brennan go at it outside 'The Rye Vale Tavern' one night.

    Now that was a big bugger!.
    Fair enough, I retract my statement. If you can survive a scrap with Brennan, O' Driscoll wouldn't stand a chance so it'd be a little too one-sided for my liking...

    ... that said, who wouldn't like to see O' Driscoll get a hiding (after the six nations of course!).

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  • #61
    Maximilian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Maximilian


    Madeline McCann. Look at all the fuss she caused.


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