Who would you fight?

29-01-2008 3:51pm #1

Fight Club, great movie.

I am taking this question out of the movie to ask you all who you'd fight? I know alot of you dont like any forms of violence from all the threads I've read, but who do you really really hate? (And not my ma, danke)

I'd fight Jay Leno. Could you miss that chin?! REALLY LIKE!?

jprender · 29-01-2008 3:54pm

Gotta be Mr Keating

tallaght01 · 29-01-2008 3:55pm

is hths "which boardsie would you fight?" or a "which celeb would you fight" thread?

prendy · 29-01-2008 3:56pm

tom cruise annoys the s***e ouuta me so if you could line up that bout.....

Morlar · 29-01-2008 3:56pm

Mary harney.

29-01-2008 3:56pm

Whoever you want Tallaght01, whoever you want.

Pighead · 29-01-2008 3:58pm

Pighead would love to beat the chops off the 17th poster in this thread. Words cannot describe the anger that arises in Pighead when this person posts. The fight would go a little something like this.
Smack thud spit strut followed by Pighead walking away victoriuous.

29-01-2008 3:58pm

Morlar wrote: »

Mary harney.

Sorry I doubt your in her weight division mate

Morlar · 29-01-2008 3:59pm

KaG1888 wrote: »

Sorry I doubt your in her weight division mate

(Cue raging bull weight gain and rocky music)

Killgore Trout · 29-01-2008 4:01pm

Pat Kenny

LouOB · 29-01-2008 4:01pm

Paris Hilton
Id smack that ugly looking, tilt eyed alien into next week

Mr. Incognito · 29-01-2008 4:03pm

Youre Ma.......

29-01-2008 4:04pm

LouOB wrote: »

Paris Hilton
Id smack that ugly looking, tilt eyed alien into next week

I could think of a few other things to do to miss Hilton

:o

Sleepy · 29-01-2008 4:04pm

Bertie.

But I'll need some anti-teflon weaponry!

Sleepy · 29-01-2008 4:05pm

KaG1888 wrote: »

I could think of a few other things to do to miss Hilton :o

garrot her and **** her gaping osophogus?

Kiith · 29-01-2008 4:18pm

Lindsay Lohan

Kiith · 29-01-2008 4:19pm

or Pighead :cool:

Dinter · 29-01-2008 4:19pm

The bloke in the office next door who constantly bellows into his mobile and listens to his voice messages on the speakerphone at full volume.

Plus he sings random notes to himself. Dum dur de dur de. I mean wtf.

Plus he cannot close his door quietly but has to boot it shut like some madman.

Plus he usually comes into my office yells a couple of random, pointless sentences like "That was some weather we had two weeks ago wasn't it" and buggers off before I'm even sure he's talking to me and not still on his mobile next door.

Plus he has to comment on fcuking everything in the plural. "Going for a cigarette are we" or "going for lunch are we?" No WE are not. I am and I'm not inviting you, you freak of nature.

Plus he seems to live here and is always in first and out last and sends random non work related emails to me at like 11.44PM.

Plus he has very sketchy ideas on personal hygiene which seem to consist of emptying a can of foul smelling lynx on himself every morning.

One of these days you guys are gonna read about how some bloke was strangled to death in a Dublin office with a mouse cable. It'll either be him or me.

cheridere · 29-01-2008 4:20pm

Macbeth

minidazzler · 29-01-2008 4:23pm

I'd like to kick the ****e out of Kevin Fvcking Costner!!!

Pighead · 29-01-2008 4:25pm

Kiith wrote: »

or Pighead :cool:

Bring it on Kiith. And realise this oh future foe of Pighead. This will not be an XBOX game. This is real life. Pighead will crush you.

Duggy747 · 29-01-2008 4:26pm

I'd love to have a 3-way fight to the death with just me, Stallone, and Arnie.

Also, beating hippies, yuppies, and "I'm so cultured cuz I drink wine, listen to Pink Floyd and have a degree in Philosophy" socialist-wannabe poser cùnts!! God, they piss me off with their stupid lingo and attitude; "Conforming", "Indie", "Arthouse", and "I love bands beginning with the word THE cuz everyone else does!! But I'm not going to let on, instead pretending that I discovered these bands through smelly old vinyls by not following the conformity of the charts or the digital age!" BAH!!!!

Rant over.

29-01-2008 4:28pm

Dinter wrote: »

The bloke in the office next door who constantly bellows into his mobile and listens to his voice messages on the speakerphone at full volume.

Plus he sings random notes to himself. Dum dur de dur de. I mean wtf.

Plus he cannot close his door quietly but has to boot it shut like some madman.

Plus he usually comes into my office yells a couple of random, pointless sentences like "That was some weather we had two weeks ago wasn't it" and buggers off before I'm even sure he's talking to me and not still on his mobile next door.

Plus he has to comment on fcuking everything in the plural. "Going for a cigarette are we" or "going for lunch are we?" No WE are not. I am and I'm not inviting you, you freak of nature.

Plus he seems to live here and is always in first and out last and sends random non work related emails to me at like 11.44PM.

Plus he has very sketchy ideas on personal hygiene which seem to consist of emptying a can of foul smelling lynx on himself every morning.

One of these days you guys are gonna read about how some bloke was strangled to death in a Dublin office with a mouse cable. It'll either be him or me.

haha we had someone very similar to this guy about 6 months ago. His name isn't Dave by any chance ..?

Dinter · 29-01-2008 4:32pm

No its Michael. Or "Mike to his friends", not that anyone gives a sh1te!

OH JEBUS! Just had a thought. This means there's two of them!

Agamemnon · 29-01-2008 4:39pm

Ryan Turbidy. I would dearly love to punch his ugly face out through the back of his head.

Mr. Presentable · 29-01-2008 4:45pm

James Blunt (spelling?

)

Mr. Presentable · 29-01-2008 4:48pm

or Stephen Hawking

Lockstep · 29-01-2008 4:50pm

I'd take on Willie O'Dea.

And Mary Harney.

At once.

Petey2006 · 29-01-2008 4:51pm

agamemnon wrote: »

Ryan Turbidy. I would dearly love to punch his ugly face out through the back of his head.

Damn it, that was gonna be my answer. He'd definitely be the main event. May take on Brian Kennedy for a warm up and then finish off the night with a public beating of Ed Byrne.

yaynay · 29-01-2008 5:00pm

Jordan (or whatever the fook she calls herself now days) and Kerry Katona. They both prostitute themselves in OK! magazine on a weekly basis. They also exploit their children too, by selling stories on them to line their own pockets.

Jordan - "Read my amazing story about how Harvey had a poo, and... I almost had to change his nappy"

They make me sick.

super_furry · 29-01-2008 5:05pm

nipplenuts wrote: »

James Blunt (spelling? )

I was going to go for him but he used to be in the army so he'd probably destroy us. I'd go for Chris Martin, weedy little Cockplay arsemuncher.

GAAman · 29-01-2008 5:06pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'd take on Willie O'Dea.

And Mary Harney.

At once.

We talkin bout fightin not your kinky kinda shíte

I wanna kick the livin fúck outta colin "im famous cos i am a dub that curses alot cos there aint a load of them out there" farrell

Maximilian · 29-01-2008 5:06pm

Tom Cruise also. What a spanner.

Dragan · 29-01-2008 5:11pm

Ghandi.....skinny guys fight till they're burger.

Lockstep · 29-01-2008 5:14pm

GAAman wrote: »

We talkin bout fightin not your kinky kinda shíte

I wanna kick the livin fúck outta colin "im famous cos i am a dub that curses alot cos there aint a load of them out there" farrell

Yum.

Willie O'Dea is jut the right height to gimme a blow while I'm still standing.

Then MAry Harney can sit on my face.

Holsten · 29-01-2008 5:22pm

At the minute I'd go with Tommy Cruise.

Wacker · 29-01-2008 5:26pm

Fred Phelps. I'd spend quite a while battering him, and kick him in his lower back until I was able to fold him up like an accordian and shove his own c*ck down his throat until he choked on it. This would be a particularly good match-up as Phelps is a wrinkly old fecker, and thus he couldn't put up too much resistance.

I'd love to fight Randy Couture too. I'd be annihilated inside of five seconds, but I'd consider it an honour to be battered by The Natural.

super_furry · 29-01-2008 5:27pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Yum.

Willie O'Dea is jut the right height to gimme a blow while I'm still standing.

Then MAry Harney can sit on my face.

Suicide by cunnilingus.....interesting. I wonder if the smell or the lack of oxygen would kill you first.

Dragan · 29-01-2008 5:28pm

Wacker wrote: »

I'd love to fight Randy Couture too. I'd be annihilated inside of five seconds, but I'd consider it an honour to be battered by The Natural.

Spot on!!!

I was thinking of say Fedya....but it did say who you would fight, not be murdered by!!! :eek: