So my friend was in the bath...

Adam · 25-01-2008 05:21PM #1

Masturbating like a good thing, and he shoots himself in the eye.

On two separate occasions!

Thoughts? Comments? Burns I can use at a later date?

Sabre0001 · 25-01-2008 05:24PM

Your "friend" eh...

Hmm...............

Ishmael · 25-01-2008 05:24PM

And you know this because............

Ruu_Old · 25-01-2008 05:25PM

"friend" *wink, wink, signal* Don't point that bloody thing at me! Filthy pair!

Sherifu · 25-01-2008 05:26PM

Can he see any better now?

ScumLord · 25-01-2008 05:26PM

Mirror wrote: »

Masturbating like a good thing, and he shoots himself in the eye.

On two separate occasions!

Thoughts? Comments? Burns I can use at a later date?

Well he must have been told he'd go blind at himself all the time. Next time maybe he'll listen to his mother.

Mossy Monk · 25-01-2008 05:26PM

Mirror wrote: »

Masturbating like a good thing, and he shoots himself in the eye.

On two separate occasions!

Thoughts? Comments? Burns I can use at a later date?

You shouldn't be watching your friend masturbate in the bath.

Pervert.

Maximilian · 25-01-2008 05:28PM

I wonder how many **** threads that is now? Is there a statistics thingy for Boards?

How about a dedicated **** & **** forum?

Xavi6 · 25-01-2008 05:29PM

Ah good ol mushroom island.

Adam · 25-01-2008 05:31PM

Maximilian wrote: »

I wonder how many **** threads that is now? Is there a statistics thingy for Boards?

How about a dedicated **** & **** forum?

Great idea!

Honestly, when I was told the story, I couldn't understand why anyone would let that out. I'd keep such events fairly close to my chest! Unfortunately he missed his chest I guess.

KamiKazi · 25-01-2008 05:31PM

So masturbation does make you blind!

25-01-2008 05:35PM

there are no words!

Mr. Incognito · 25-01-2008 05:36PM

Maybe he liked it the first time and...........

Lockstep · 25-01-2008 05:38PM

KamiKazi wrote: »

So masturbation does make you blind!

Of course.

I used to be a danger in the science lab. Prime examples include me getting calcium up my nose and spilling hydrochloric acid on my friends workbook.
Anyways.

Once I was putting down a beaker of copper sulphate but let it down to suddenly so a jet shot up and hit me in the eye.
I got an eyepatch for a week and had a grand old time telling people that I had hit myself in the eye ****.

eeeh good times.

briantwin · 25-01-2008 05:42PM

Ahahahaha..... Lesson learned...you'd think! He managed to have a bukaki solo session not once but twice!!?? Did he tell you this story with a "suggestive" tone in his voice. Maybe he wanted to try round three in multiplayer???

Red Hand · 25-01-2008 05:48PM

Well, don't let any of his female relatives use the bath after him.;)

They will be entering multiple toe territory if they do...

RandolphEsq · 25-01-2008 05:50PM

Pink eye

MCMLXXXIII · 25-01-2008 05:52PM

...maybe he normally doesn't shoot it that far?

All I know is that it stings like woah...

It would make for a good "cock block" though. If he's talking to a girl he fancies you can tell her that he shoots himself in the eye on multiple ocations, smile, then go order yourself another beer and watch him squirm. Don't expect nothing back though :rolleyes:

Xavi6 · 25-01-2008 05:54PM

MCMLXXXIII wrote: »

...maybe he normally doesn't shoot it that far?

All I know is that it stings like woah...

It would make for a good "cock block" though. If he's talking to a girl he fancies you can tell her that he shoots himself in the eye on multiple ocations, smile, then go order yourself another beer and watch him squirm. Don't expect nothing back though :rolleyes:

Except maybe a shot in the eye from across the dancefloor.....

prendy · 25-01-2008 05:57PM

another classic thread!!!

Adam · 25-01-2008 06:00PM

It just baffles me! I mean once, fine, it was an accident... but twice?! It raises eyebrows!

Red Hand · 25-01-2008 06:03PM

Make him wear sunglasses and a balaclava next time he is going for a bath. Problem solved.

Adam · 25-01-2008 06:05PM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Make him wear sunglasses and a balaclava next time he is going for a bath. Problem solved.

Well I was thinking it would warrant a quirky birthday present on that level!

randylonghorn · 25-01-2008 09:10PM

Maximilian wrote: »

How about a dedicated **** & **** forum?

Boards and **** ... two of my favourite hobbies combined ... yeah! \o/

Seriously, though, I think it could get out of hand quite quickly ...

Mirror wrote: »

I'd keep such events fairly close to my chest!

Ah, but you obviously don't have the same range or velocity ... no wonder you wouldn't feel the need to boast!

Xavi6 · 25-01-2008 11:51PM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Boards and **** ... two of my favourite hobbies combined ... yeah! \o/

Seriously, though, I think it could get out of hand quite quickly ...

Yeah if the admins apporved it it'd be the kind of forum that could blow up in their face