Interesting thing i noticed on the way home..

ejmaztec · 25-01-2008 02:37PM

When it's dark, and I stand next to the window in my living room, I see a tv set in the garden, It's identical to the one in the living room, even tuned to the same channel. When I go outside to see what's going on, I find that there is no tv in the garden. Is somebody playing a trick on me?

The Real B-man · 25-01-2008 02:39PM

Interesting deep stuff here...

jdivision · 25-01-2008 02:53PM

When it's dark I see dead people

is_that_so · 25-01-2008 02:56PM

If I stood on the sill on the inside of my bedroom window I would fall a shorter distance than if I stood on the sill on the outside.

mookishboy · 25-01-2008 03:08PM

i have lint in my belly button

jebuz · 25-01-2008 03:09PM

When I'm going home from work at 6 everyday, everybody else seems to be too!! it's wierd
I guess that would explain the large volume of car shaped objects on the road

togster · 25-01-2008 03:13PM

jebuz wrote: »

car shaped objects

Interesting point: They are actually cars

PeadarofAodh · 25-01-2008 03:39PM

I have a nasty looking wound on my hand and it keeps oozing puss onto visa letters which I hastily smudge by dabbing at it with my sleeve...

18AD · 25-01-2008 03:47PM

If you look at a monitor, one of the large ones, not a plasma screen one, and pass your hand infront of it, it produces a strobe effect.

My, is work boring...

Maximilian · 25-01-2008 03:58PM

18AD wrote: »

On my way home from work on a dark wet day there're usually puddles about. Now from a distance light will reflect off the puddles, but when you get closer they disappear because there is no overhead light.
So the task is to remember where they are. If you mess up you get wet feet.

And that's only one part of the epic adventure.

My friend Duey the Duck used to spend all day going in and out of Puddles.

jebuz · 25-01-2008 04:20PM

togster wrote: »

Interesting point: They are actually cars

Yeah Togster nice try, and I suppose these "cars" have magical powers too hah?

Goodluck2me · 25-01-2008 04:28PM

18AD wrote: »

On my way home from work on a dark wet day there're usually puddles about. Now from a distance light will reflect off the puddles, but when you get closer they disappear because there is no overhead light.
So the task is to remember where they are. If you mess up you get wet feet.

And that's only one part of the epic adventure.

karlh wrote: »

I just noticed a bit of lint on my jumper. I picked the lint off and and now there is no lint on my jumper.

lol

Kenjd · 25-01-2008 04:34PM

What are "MBT's" and are they only sold on the southside???

Baudelaire · 25-01-2008 04:38PM

My cat's breath smells like catfood

Dun laoire · 25-01-2008 04:38PM

Kenjd wrote: »

What are "MBT's" and are they only sold on the southside???

That would makes sense. They are €250 a pair. Whats the point selling them up that way

RxQueen · 25-01-2008 04:39PM

Baudelaire wrote: »

My cat's breath smells like catfood

be worse if your breath smelt like cat breath!

togster · 25-01-2008 04:41PM

My breath smells like ass

phasers · 25-01-2008 04:51PM

you wear MBT's?
actually, worse than that,you tried them on and measured yourself

disregard everything he says, he is obviously mad.

Wossack · 25-01-2008 05:03PM

You should write a blog OP, and condense all your idea's in one place so I can more easily avoid reading them

ScumLord · 25-01-2008 05:03PM

togster wrote: »

My breath smells like ass

So there must be someone out there that has an ass that smells like mints.

AnonoBoy · 25-01-2008 05:12PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

My ma doesn't know what a tracker mortgage is:(

Your Ma certainly knows what [insert suggestive word here] is though! :rolleyes:

(I can't believe nobody responded to this one already)

Hot Dog · 25-01-2008 05:14PM

Kenjd wrote: »

What are "MBT's" and are they only sold on the southside???

Main battle tank, like the M1 abrams. A formidable opponent for the tankless northside! Put away you 6 pounders and your syringes, they are no match for chobham armour.

gondorff · 25-01-2008 08:03PM

Don1 wrote: »

I noticed that the vast majority of Irish motorists can't dip their lights on time. After spending the day at a conputer and/or out on the manufacturing floor gettin blinded by welders my eyes tend to be sore in the evenings.

Coming to a corner and seeing a car's lights coming, I dip before he comes around the bend. The odd time they will also dip, but for the most part they wait until you are facing each other and their lights are blinding the bejaysis out of you before they dip.

I started getting peeved at this and if they didn't seem to be goin to dip I'd flash my heads as a warning that I was there (just in case I'd dipped mine before they spotted me) but again, most people wait until they can see the inside of your car fully illuminated that they eventually dip.

Now, completely irate I find myself blinding late dippers as they are about to pass me. I know this is highly irresponsible and probably dangerous, but if you are that bloody slow in operating a simple secondary control you shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel. :mad::mad::mad:

And I swear the next brave ****er who tailgates me, whether we have the road to ourselves or not, is GONNA GO THROUGH THEIR WINDSCREEN.

Pascal14 · 25-01-2008 08:35PM

There was a right wee stunner walking beside me when i got off the dart. About 30ish, looked a bit posh. I just gave her a wink and walked on.

Dun laoire · 25-01-2008 08:52PM

phasers wrote: »

you wear MBT's?
actually, worse than that,you tried them on and measured yourself

disregard everything he says, he is obviously mad.

No i did say later on in the thread that i'd never worn a pair, i was just pointing out that if i did i'd be 6'2'' rather than just 6'0''. I like measuring things

Setun · 26-01-2008 01:03AM

If you look at bray head when in between dalkey and killiney on dart line you can see THROUGH BRAY HEAD VIA A TUNNEL.

togster · 26-01-2008 02:10AM

just got a lift home with a designate driver. Pretty interesting fact though....
they are a hoot.

cozmik · 26-01-2008 09:55AM

Don1 wrote: »

I know this is highly irresponsible and probably dangerous....

Then don't do it!

Setun · 26-01-2008 10:23AM

They're discussing potholes on BBC news right now, tune in for a good time.

Terry · 26-01-2008 10:44AM

ScumLord wrote: »

Well, let me try and think of something you'd find interesting.... You can pay your bills at the post office now.

I pay my bills in spar. They have one of those post point thingies and no queues.
My life is exciting.

Interesting thing i noticed on the way home..

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