Inceywincey Spider

Duggy747 · 23-01-2008 06:49PM

Mmmm, imagine how many of those lil' buggers crawled down his mouth while he was asleep before he found that hive.

Would put you off sleep if you woke up with loads of them tiny buggers in yer mouth.............or the massive one stuck half way in.........with it's thick legs wriggling away in your mouth trying to get a grip on your teeth and biting away on your tongue............lovely!!

Aisling(",) · 23-01-2008 06:50PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Mmmm, imagine how many of those lil' buggers crawled down his mouth while he was asleep before he found that hive.

Would put you off sleep if you woke up with loads of them tiny buggers in yer mouth.............or the massive one stuck half way in.........with it's thick legs wriggling away in your mouth trying to get a grip on your teeth and biting away on your tongue............lovely!!

nice images your givin me there.....note to self sellotape mouth shut each night

Conor108 · 23-01-2008 07:06PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Mmmm, imagine how many of those lil' buggers crawled down his mouth while he was asleep before he found that hive.

Would put you off sleep if you woke up with loads of them tiny buggers in yer mouth.............or the massive one stuck half way in.........with it's thick legs wriggling away in your mouth trying to get a grip on your teeth and biting away on your tongue............lovely!!

OH FFS! Why couldn't I stop reading!! The Iraq picture isn't nearly as bad as the original! I've been nervously panicking in the centre of the room quickly looking in every direction!:eek::eek::eek:

WindSock · 23-01-2008 08:14PM

http://www.uos.harvard.edu/images/ehs/pest/centipede2_large.jpg

http://eightpence.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/centipede.png

you could get some of these yokes to eat your spiders. Personally i would prefer the spider. Imagine one of these crawling on your spine or up your trouser leg :eek:

Shudder

Donegal Lass · 23-01-2008 09:40PM

humanji wrote: »

A sexy hug?

you bringin' sexy back???

Toots · 23-01-2008 10:12PM

Aisling(",) wrote: »

nice images your givin me there.....note to self sellotape mouth shut each night

Gonna seal myself in a germ proof bubble from now on ........lets see those little bastards get in now!!

rainbowtrout · 23-01-2008 10:18PM

xzanti wrote: »

I don't know the actual story behind this I just got it in an email with the caption "Actual photo taken in a guys house in Australia" and thought I'd share..

Don't open this if you have a spider phobia

Pretty amazing I thought...

PS... wasn't sure where to put this, feel free to move if required..

I think it's a bit too big for the vacuum cleaner! Wouldn't fancy waking up and seeing that on the ceiling!

Baudelaire · 23-01-2008 10:24PM

Einstein wrote: »

Ahh...arachnaphobia...what a film...

imagine that was how we all got rid of spiders from our houses...

although isn't it true that theres about 4000 spiders in an average garden or somethin like that?

little feckers...

This was better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY9DT-SpeGc

mookishboy · 23-01-2008 11:24PM

Hmmm Could be whats commonly known as a Jesus spider! don't know the proper name but sounds like what an oz mate told me about !

Lil' Smiler · 24-01-2008 12:04AM

EURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got that email yesterday - f*cking horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlmightyCushion · 24-01-2008 12:11AM

Stick a saddle on the fúcker and ride him to work.

Einstein · 24-01-2008 12:17AM

Baudelaire wrote: »

This was better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY9DT-SpeGc

lol- what a movie

Reku · 24-01-2008 09:59AM

Don't understand the "eww" & "horrible" responses from people but that is one big f*cking spider (using the roof borders as an approximation of scale since they all tend to be about the same size in different houses)!

JohnK · 24-01-2008 10:26AM

All I'll say is thank **** I havent seen any of those bastards over here :eek:

Knowing my luck though I'm bound to discover them on my bed tonight

Jumpy · 24-01-2008 10:30AM

Its a just a big Wolf spider in bad light. They are harmless and run away from you.
They will bite, and it would probably hurt, but it definitely wont kill you, it would barely even make you sick.
I have shaken funnel webs out of gardening gloves and had my dog killed by a tiger snake. You get used to it.

JohnK · 24-01-2008 10:32AM

Jumpy wrote: »

I have shaken funnel webs out of gardening gloves and had my dog killed by a tiger snake. You get used to it.

How the hell do you get used to that ****?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

eldeabroad · 24-01-2008 10:40AM

What ye need in Oz is, perhaps, a modern-day St Patrick...

All the more reason to celebrate on 17th March...no snakes!!!!!

Crumble Froo · 24-01-2008 10:51AM

ha! im quite arachnophobic, and i remember my mate in nz posting that picture a good bit ago before i moved here, and saying that it was taken in his house.

scared the ****e out of me.

Sugar Drunk · 24-01-2008 12:49PM

hate that picture I just wanted a flame thrower to aim at that spider I hate them

Baudelaire · 24-01-2008 12:55PM

JohnK wrote: »

How the hell do you get used to that ****?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Easy, get a new dog :rolleyes:

JohnK · 24-01-2008 03:10PM

Baudelaire wrote: »

Easy, get a new dog :rolleyes:

trust me to miss the obvious answer

nomorebadtown · 24-01-2008 03:15PM

The Scientist wrote: »

Nothing a can of lynx and a lighter wouldnt sort.....

Exactly what i was thinking.

There is only one thing that creatures like that understand - Fire.

ScumLord · 24-01-2008 03:28PM

Jumpy wrote: »

Its a just a big Wolf spider in bad light. They are harmless and run away from you.
They will bite, and it would probably hurt, but it definitely wont kill you, it would barely even make you sick.
I have shaken funnel webs out of gardening gloves and had my dog killed by a tiger snake. You get used to it.

Is that one called the bird eating spider as well, I remember reading about how the biggest spider in the world was the bird eating spider (as big as a diner plate) but it was fairly harmless and didn't actually eat birds.

Saruman · 24-01-2008 03:40PM

I doubt that is anywhere near as large is it looks. Its the baby spiders that make it look huge. Look at the web in the pc. That spider for instance is not as big as a tarantula.

Could easily be a simple big Irish house spider with baby spiders in the pic and looking a monstrous thing.

Crumble Froo · 24-01-2008 03:46PM

dont even joke about those things having a relation to ireland

Niamho! · 24-01-2008 04:26PM

i reckon its fake. the Web looks fake. Very Fake.

I didnt realise Tarantula's shed their skin...there ya go just felt like throwin that in.

markesmith · 24-01-2008 04:53PM

Ah now why didn't I just heed the warning. That's the ickiest thing I've ever seen. If I saw that scene in the flesh, I'd be the wrong side of a heart attack.

Baudelaire · 24-01-2008 05:00PM

Another cutie, a bird eating spider:

http://animal-world.com/encyclo/reptiles/spiders/images/GoliathBirdEatingSpiderWHSp_AP7I.jpg

Awwwww bless, wouldn't you just love to pet him and give this one a big kiss

http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/ultravioletl.jpg

<3<3

xzanti · 24-01-2008 05:02PM

Baudelaire wrote: »

Another cutie, a bird eating spider:

http://animal-world.com/encyclo/reptiles/spiders/images/GoliathBirdEatingSpiderWHSp_AP7I.jpg

Awwwww bless, wouldn't you just love to pet him and give this one a big kiss

http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/ultravioletl.jpg

<3<3

Those hairy ones don't bother me at all (to look at that is) it's the long leggy black ones that give me the heebyjeebys...

citytillidie · 24-01-2008 05:08PM

Donegal Lass wrote: »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I didnt listen to the warning either... :eek:

i need a hug!

Awww gives my fellow North West friend a hug.

and thanks god work has blocked that web site

Inceywincey Spider

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