McSh*t Anyone

gerTheGreat · 19-01-2008 12:00PM #1

Inspired by the joke in Humour at the moment, I was wondering if anyone would ever take a McSh*t?

(McSh*t = going into a McD's and using the toilets without buying anything.)

Personally, I wouldn't touch them if you payed me. There is no way that I'd sit on one of their toilets. Does anyone else agree we me about the idea of using public toilets or toilets in some burger place?

Just wondering. (I'm hung-over and bored.)

the dee · 19-01-2008 12:04PM

I've used McD's toilets many a time. There are no (female) public toilets in Dublin as far as I know. And you're less likely to be stopped and asked to buy something like if you went into a pub.

XJR · 19-01-2008 12:04PM

MACDs wouldn't be the place I'd go as first choice but when you gotta go you gotta . . .

I fount myself in Arnotts last week and in desperate need of a p. The toilets in there are most definitley the farthest point from humanity. A small door in a corner of the top floor. Ten out of ten for being skanger unfriendly I guess !

WindSock · 19-01-2008 12:11PM

Have you ever gone into the mcdonalds toilets to see a big stinking mess and a lucky employee having to clean it with the words 'im lovin' it' on their t-shirt?

Ekancone · 19-01-2008 12:13PM

gerTheGreat wrote: »

Inspired by the joke in Humour at the moment, I was wondering if anyone would ever take a McSh*t?

(McSh*t = going into a McD's and using the toilets without buying anything.)

Personally, I wouldn't touch them if you payed me. There is no way that I'd sit on one of their toilets. Does anyone else agree we me about the idea of using public toilets or toilets in places like McD's?

Just wondering. (I'm hung-over and bored.)

Careful.

gerTheGreat · 19-01-2008 12:20PM

daithifleming wrote: »

Careful.

Better?:)

Hagar · 19-01-2008 12:27PM

AFAIK All toilet in pubs and restaurants are deemed to be available for use by the general public without any requirement to purchase anything. This came to light when the last Corpo public toilets were closed down in Dublin a few years ago and the Corpo spokesman stated that any licensed premises who refused public access to their facilities would be in danger of loosing their licence. I can't find a link to back this up as Google returns too many results for "public toilet". Perhaps someone else has more detailed info.

FlutterinBantam · 19-01-2008 01:13PM

I don't see any problem with dumping a load in McDs ,or anywhere else for that matter.

In fact my pot of preference is the disabled shítter where you have plenty of room,steel bars to hang on to,loads of soft ass wipes and no disturbance.

Never had problem with cleanliness, in fact I only yesterday shunted a fairly hefty coil into the disabled shítter in McDs in Stillorgan Shopping Centre.Warm clean and well barred up.
In the unlikely event some cripple wants a crap,just stiffen up the leg and throw on a bit of a gimp on the way out.

Get over it.

GhostInTheRuins · 19-01-2008 01:17PM

I've done it. I hate the places that have those jukie lights though, not a good sign.

someuser90 · 19-01-2008 01:24PM

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

I've done it. I hate the places that have those jukie lights though, not a good sign.

i remember going into burger king on o'connell street for a piss... as i walked in, something fell out from behind those tiny 4 foot high doors, then some evil looking junkie comes bursting out looking for his rock, giving me the evil eye like i might have stolen it...

Oh, and a "McShjt with lies", is when you are confronted as your going to the toilet, but lie to the manager that your going to buy a meal after you use the toilet, but just wander out afterwards instead

Wertz · 19-01-2008 01:25PM

Well when you'd go in a portaloo at a festival or on a building site, then maccy D's toilets are like an operating theatre.
Hell at least they're free here....go to a few european capitals and they expect you to pay to use them even after you've bought food.

Zillah · 19-01-2008 01:26PM

I've always thought of the MacDonalds on Grafton street as Dublin's toilet.

Lockstep · 19-01-2008 01:27PM

I was in Maccy D's the other day and went into the cubicle to get toilet paper to use as a tissue.

Inside the toilet was what appeareed to be an attempt to make a papier mache pyramid using only toilet paper and human faeces.

When I was in Belgium myself and a couple of friends were in McDonalds and needed to piss, in Belgium there are old crones in most toilets who you are obliged to pay 20c or so for the privelege of peeing. All the while they spy on your penis to make sure you don't steal any urinal cakes.

We decided to go across the road to a chinese resteraunt/amusement arcade to do our business. We snuck into the deserted place and pissed in the urinals but as we were sneaking out, a woman challenged us:
"HEY!"
"hi" we replied than legged it outta there.

Yeah we were rebellious.

gary the great · 19-01-2008 01:30PM

gerTheGreat wrote: »

Inspired by the joke in Humour at the moment, I was wondering if anyone would ever take a McSh*t?

(McSh*t = going into a McD's and using the toilets without buying anything.)

Personally, I wouldn't touch them if you payed me. There is no way that I'd sit on one of their toilets. Does anyone else agree we me about the idea of using public toilets or toilets in some burger place?

Just wondering. (I'm hung-over and bored.)

If needs be you can always hover.

BTW your practically stealing my username - get your own!

whiskeyman · 19-01-2008 01:39PM

Hagar wrote: »

AFAIK All toilet in pubs and restaurants are deemed to be available for use by the general public without any requirement to purchase anything.

Does that include the most swankiest pubs, clubs and restaurants in town?
I doubt Kevin Thornton is going to let me drop the kids off tonight around 10pm without a booking...

Also, 'management refuse right to admission' is probably going to cancel out the above.

I remember hearing it too though.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 19-01-2008 01:48PM

I'm not crazy about shítting in public toilets to begin with... but having spent a summer in my teens as the unlucky loser who had to clean up these burger joint toilets, I wouldn't be too put off.
In the place I worked, you had to check/clean the bogs every 15 minutes and there was a burly security guy on the door who'd routinely check on the toilets if he thought something was iffy... not to mention all the security cameras.
The only disturbing thing about the place was the 'glory hole'(?) someone had made in one of the cubicles... honestly, how someone finds the time to burrow through a good 2cm of wood while nipping off to the bog is beyond me.
tbh I can think of worse establisments to take a dump in.

Hagar · 19-01-2008 01:51PM

They have to have a valid reason to refuse admission or face a law suit under discrimination laws. Ask any traveller to quote you the act verbatim.

senordingdong · 19-01-2008 01:52PM

You couldn't pay me to take a dump in McDonalds.

But once I had one in Fibber Magees.
Life was never the same after that.

Wertz · 19-01-2008 02:03PM

An awful lot of pussies in this thread. Jesus you're not going to catch super AIDS or ebola.
It's a lot more unhealthy to let the traffic bottleneck in your gut...but hey, they're your bowels...

brow_601 · 19-01-2008 02:19PM

Zillah wrote: »

I've always thought of the MacDonalds on Grafton street as Dublin's toilet.

my thoughts exactly

Gyalist · 19-01-2008 03:34PM

About 3/4 years ago the community gardai at our local Business Watch meeting told us about a spate of handbag theft at a well-known department store on O'Connell Street. Apparently the perps would wait until the victim was seated on the toilet with their underwear around their ankles, then reach under the cubicle wall and grab the handbag!!

GhostInTheRuins · 19-01-2008 03:45PM

That's genius I must say!

Sundy · 19-01-2008 04:11PM

Thankfully i have never had to go in a McDonalds but i did do a whopper in a burger king in Budapest..

stepbar · 19-01-2008 04:15PM

XJR wrote: »

MACDs wouldn't be the place I'd go as first choice but when you gotta go you gotta . . .

I fount myself in Arnotts last week and in desperate need of a p. The toilets in there are most definitley the farthest point from humanity. A small door in a corner of the top floor. Ten out of ten for being skanger unfriendly I guess !

Skangers don't need toilets, they prefer cloakrooms :eek:

Super Sidious · 19-01-2008 06:23PM

Brown Thomas 2nd Floor Toilets FTW...theres even a toilet attendant! Very comfy, and well looked after!

ejmaztec · 19-01-2008 06:59PM

Brown Thomas is the where the big sh1ts hang out.

randylonghorn · 19-01-2008 07:50PM

Hagar wrote: »

I can't find a link to back this up as Google returns too many results for "public toilet"

Let's just hope no-one checks your net history in the next few days ...

Dave! · 19-01-2008 08:15PM

Just cover the seat in toilet paper and do your business.

Wertz · 19-01-2008 08:41PM

DaveMcG wrote: »

Just cover the seat in toilet paper and do your business.

You're assuming of course that there is toilet paper. Not something to be taken for granted in a public toilet...

ejmaztec · 19-01-2008 08:57PM

Wertz wrote: »

You're assuming of course that there is toilet paper. Not something to be taken for granted in a public toilet...

The Czechs hand it out one sheet at a time. Bog-roll theft is a thriving enterprise.

Wertz · 19-01-2008 09:01PM

The tabloids always come in handy...those free ones especially, if you're caught short in the fair city...

McSh*t Anyone

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