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Forgot my keys...

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  • #32
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,606 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    Just try the backdoor...


  • #33
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Before boards.ie was invented i used to climb in a window.




    (...............of someone's else gaff)


  • #34
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,804 ✭✭✭Setun


    Hast he no mates?


  • #35
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Erm, DublinDude, if you're still reading this: your phone may have no access to the network, but her's may have.


  • #36
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    5uspect wrote: »
    Just try the backdoor...

    :D


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  • #37
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I got locked out while drunk last night.

    Found myself a nice couch at a party to sleep on.


  • #38
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    the_syco wrote: »
    Erm, DublinDude, if you're still reading this: your phone may have no access to the network, but her's may have.
    I can't believe that chick you are with is dublindude's girlfriend.
    You suck.























    Kudos to you.


  • #39
    floydmoon1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭floydmoon1


    This week in Pick Me Up:

    Man turns gay after losing keys:

    A local dublin man tells of how he turned gay after losing his keys:

    Dublindude:
    Well I came home to my flat last friday evening and noticed i had lost my keys.It was a cold night and my lesbian flatmate wasnt there to let me in.I decided to go across the road to an internet cafe and tell everyone on boards.ie of my conundrum.After a number of suggestions to look for my friend in the local gay bar I decided to face my fears.When I first walked into the bar my fear turned to amazement and excitement.I began to become curious of this lifestyle.I asked the barman had he seen my friend ,he said no but offered me a drink due to my situation.We got talking and he seemed to be a nice guy.Soon it was closing time and he walked home with me.My friend still wasnt their so he offered me a place to stay.Reluctantly i said yes.The rest you might say is history.


  • #40
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You missed the bit about how the barman volunteered to search his pockets for the missing keys ... >_>


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Off-topic, but yeah:

    One morning I threw on a random pair of pants and walked out of this place I was living in. Got outside to realise I had left my keys in my other pants. It was one of those doors that locks as soon as you close it. Glancing through the window I could see where the pants were. The window was open so I managed to find a hose and a clothes hanger. Bent the hanger, stuck in the hose, threw it through the window. A few attempts later and it hooked on to the belt. Dragged it closer to the window and then ... the hanger fell off!

    Had moved it closer to the window so found a hoover, stuck the hose part through the window, caught the pants when the hoover was turned on, and brought my pants in that way, thus letting me back inside.

    Long winded story, yeah, but im quite pleased with it. Alternatively, I could've used a rock to smash the lock. But where's the imagination?


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  • #42
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Off-topic, but yeah:

    One morning I threw on a random pair of pants and walked out of this place I was living in. Got outside to realise I had left my keys in my other pants. It was one of those doors that locks as soon as you close it. Glancing through the window I could see where the pants were. The window was open so I managed to find a hose and a clothes hanger. Bent the hanger, stuck in the hose, threw it through the window. A few attempts later and it hooked on to the belt. Dragged it closer to the window and then ... the hanger fell off!

    Had moved it closer to the window so found a hoover, stuck the hose part through the window, caught the pants when the hoover was turned on, and brought my pants in that way, thus letting me back inside.

    Long winded story, yeah, but im quite pleased with it. Alternatively, I could've used a rock to smash the lock. But where's the imagination?

    Or frozen it with your freeze breath!


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    Or frozen it with your freeze breath!

    Shuusssh! Nobody is meant to know!


  • #44
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Shuusssh! Nobody is meant to know!

    I though all Galway people had that power? I mean thats the where the last of the Kryptonians landed after their planet blew up. Thats why Galway had broadband first.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    I though all Galway people had that power? I mean thats the where the last of the Kryptonians landed after their planet blew up. Thats why Galway had broadband first.

    Damnit. Where did I put my mind-eraser ray gun :(

    You do not know any of this stuff... nnnnn ... we do not have powers ... nnnn ...

    Don't know if Jedi mind-tricks work on the internet ...


  • #46
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Damnit. Where did I put my mind-eraser ray gun :(

    You do not know any of this stuff... nnnnn ... we do not have powers ... nnnn ...

    Don't know if Jedi mind-tricks work on the internet ...

    Its public knowledge now I'm afraid. Now come and save us from the U.S. already!


  • #47
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Managed to track down the GF, so I got to spend the night in a warm bed.

    Back home now (she has keys) and yes, the keys are lying on my bed.

    Does anyone else have this problem? I normally bring three items out with me - wallet, keys, phone. If I'm bringing out an extra item, for example, a bag, I normally forget one of the three items.

    It's like I'm a changing room, only allowed three items...


  • #48
    A-Trak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭A-Trak


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Just use a brick.

    A housemate of mine once took this option.

    After a night on the sauce, losing his keys and banging on the door and calling the rest of us for an hour, (we had also been on said sauce hence no answer,) he figured the cost of replacing an entire patio door would be cheaper then a hotel room.
    So the brick became an imprompteau key to the patio door.

    When asked the next morning why he didn't smash one of the tiny panes of glass on the front door and simply open the door as opposed to picking the biggest and vastly more expensive bit of glass his response was of course STFU.


  • #49
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Same with a friend of mine. He had picked up two girls and when he got home noticed he didn't have his keys. Smashed the window and opened the door. Literally 5 seconds later his brother arrives home.

    Heheh.


  • #50
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Karoma wrote: »
    Porntential!
    Did they take advantage of you? Were they gay? That's what gays do: they take advantage of you when you're at your most vulnerable. FACT!

    porntacular :p

    no it was one of my friends and his gf. I was very drunk and comfortable enough laughing about my situation. She went and asked me if I was gay :rolleyes: but at the time I took some resentment to that and a couple days later at a house party I was asking her about why she was in social care, asked if she was abused as a child or something and apparently I really struck a nerve :confused: that bitch hates my guts now... live and learn.


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