why sell eggs to scum?

afatbollix · 10-01-2008 08:26PM #1

so got egged today while on the luas in tallaght... I seen them across the road throwing them they tryed to hit me i stoped and let it hit the luas door i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head... it then also hit 3 other people... can i ask why the **** do shops sell eggs to ****ing 10 year olds and know well that they will be used to hit people?????????

****ing scum should just kill them off now... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Karoma · 10-01-2008 08:29PM

anto-t wrote: »

can i ask why the **** do shops sell eggs to ****ing 10 year olds and know well that they will be used to hit people?????????

****ing scum should just kill them off now... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Or slowly! from the lack of egg!11!! Needs more emoticons.

Overheal · 10-01-2008 08:29PM

imagine for a moment if you dont sell it to them they will cause you nothing but grief. the shop feels a bit powerless.

I support killing them off

kaizersoze1980 · 10-01-2008 08:30PM

Hahahahha that's the funniest thing ive heard all day. would love to have seen it.

afatbollix · 10-01-2008 08:31PM

if you tell me where you will be tomorrow im sure i can get an egg thrown at ya,

Doctor DooM · 10-01-2008 08:34PM

Is there a scum scale you wish for shop keepers to use? Whats the appropriate level of scumbianity?

Jackz · 10-01-2008 08:34PM

Scobes need their protein too!

kaizersoze1980 · 10-01-2008 08:35PM

would have loved to have seen it!

Pherekydes · 10-01-2008 08:39PM

Bizarre!

You think kids go into shops to buy eggs to throw at buses and cars? :rolleyes:

10-01-2008 08:43PM

anto-t wrote: »

so got egged today while on the luas in tallaght... I seen them across the road throwing them they tryed to hit me i stoped and let it hit the luas door i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head... it then also hit 3 other people... can i ask why the **** do shops sell eggs to ****ing 10 year olds and know well that they will be used to hit people?????????

****ing scum should just kill them off now... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I'd love to have been there, I would have grabbed one off the bastards and hit you in the face for being such a cry baby

Slow coach wrote: »

Bizarre!

You think kids go into shops to buy eggs to throw at buses and cars? :rolleyes:

Now where else would they have got them?

ejmaztec · 10-01-2008 08:46PM

Perhaps they can't afford bricks.

Pherekydes · 10-01-2008 08:48PM

Jay D wrote: »

Now where else would they have got them?

Put yourself in their position: where, oh where can I get eggs that I'm going to throw at buses, cars and the luas? I know, I'll spend my hard-earned pocket money buying them. After all, I'm not a dishonest little scobe, now am I?

Dave! · 10-01-2008 08:53PM

Jay D wrote: »

Now where else would they have got them?

At home?

Naos · 10-01-2008 08:57PM

anto-t wrote: »

i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head...

Sweet jesus. I would have loved to see that. Excellent story OP.

_JOE_ · 10-01-2008 08:58PM

Exactly, why spend pocket-money on eggs when every 10 year old's mother buys a tray every week?...

Quality · 10-01-2008 08:59PM

Was anyone laughing at you?

Karl Hungus · 10-01-2008 09:04PM

If I ever got egged by kids, I'd chase them home, and beat up their parents for doing such a **** job raising 'em.

Toots · 10-01-2008 09:15PM

I like your style Karl Hungus!

afatbollix · 10-01-2008 09:22PM

Slow coach wrote: »

Bizarre!

You think kids go into shops to buy eggs to throw at buses and cars? :rolleyes:

you do have a point...
if i remember correctly in england they wont sell eggs or four to kids around Halloween...

Smellyirishman · 10-01-2008 09:27PM

anto-t wrote: »

so got egged today while on the luas in tallaght... I seen them across the road throwing them they tryed to hit me i stoped and let it hit the luas door i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head... it then also hit 3 other people...

Camera-phone video or it didn't happen.

biko · 10-01-2008 09:30PM

This is when those ninja "catch in air and throw back" skillz comes in handy.

jmcguire · 10-01-2008 09:38PM

I think they probably stole those eggs from their mother's fridges. They couldn't be real gurriers if they bought them instead of coke.

Better luck next time! Egg gunk is sort of like sea men.

joeybloggs · 10-01-2008 09:49PM

Thats what happens when you take the Luas line unequiped.
I recommend bringing an arsenal of free-Rangers tomorrow.That way you'll be ready when the ****ers come back.
Did I forget mention that you are not actually using eggs,but rather oval shaped rocks.Minimum splatter, Maximum Damage.;)

Ghost Train · 10-01-2008 09:50PM

Clues Down

1. The flower of London? (6)
2. Not seeing window covering (5)
4. Why sell eggs to scum (6)
6. Burn milk making hot drink for clergyman (6)
8. Returned beer fit for a king (5)

Wertz · 10-01-2008 09:51PM

Oh quit moaning and count yourself lucky it wasn't a hand grenade.

Seriously though, the little f*ckers will just shop lift them or nick them from their fridge...who's going to blow €2 on 6 eggs when they could band together for a pack of smokes?

Fad · 10-01-2008 10:27PM

in fairness it musta been a pretty good shot

and what shop would refuse profits LEGAL profits not like selling the little ****ers ciggerettes

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 10:28PM

Did you at least make an omolette? No? Wasteful bastardo!

Fad · 10-01-2008 10:31PM

thelastangryman wrote: »

Did you at least make an omolette? No? Wasteful bastardo!

YEAH! he's the selfish one!

AckwelFoley · 10-01-2008 10:40PM

Yes Ban the sale of eggs to children.

Sell them knives at discount prices instead.

I know you are angry, but if it was me i would have charged them and kicked one of those little nacker c**** in the head. Id feel alot better and besides, all thise littke nackers get free medical care.

Wonder could they drag tallagh up to the northside, makes dublin less confusing then. Dublins Literacy levels could be divided by the liffey

Karoma · 10-01-2008 10:41PM

snyper wrote: »

Yes Ban the sale of eggs to children.

Sell them knives at discount prices instead.

I know you are angry, but if it was me i would have charged them and kicked one of those little nacker c**** in the head. Id feel alot better and besides, all thise littke nackers get free medical care.

Wonder could they drag tallagh up to the northside, makes dublin less confusing then. Duublins Literacy levels could be divided by the liffey

And your "literacy level" is the goal? Shut yore (bog)hole.

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 10:42PM

snyper wrote: »

Yes Ban the sale of eggs to children.

Sell them knives at discount prices instead.

I know you are angry, but if it was me i would have charged them and kicked one of those little nacker c**** in the head. Id feel alot better and besides, all thise littke nackers get free medical care.

Wonder could they drag tallagh up to the northside, makes dublin less confusing then. Duublins Literacy levels could be divided by the liffey

You sir are a fool of epic proportions! I'm assuming with the number of errors you made with regards to spelling that you are from the North side?

why sell eggs to scum?

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