Have you ever been banned??

Gordon wrote: »

Pigman II you are also banned from PI btw.

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

ha ha! Actually I read Pigmans comment earlier and I gotta say as bad as it was I thought it was hilarious!!!

Found it! Just a general quick-down! Girl in bath, boyfriend comes in drunk, holds her head down under water, shes in shock, jumps out, runs into bedroom and locks door.

Pigman II replies..."Some people just get turned on by that kind of weird stuff. I know I do! I even got turned on reading your post. Was it not exciting for you in the least?"

ahaha...I apologise for laughing.

Terry wrote: »

I should also point out that I have been banned from AH and politics twice and banned from Pets and animals or whatever it's called once.
The pets one was odd because I had never even posted there.

Loxosceles wrote: »

I got banned permanently from the Cuckoo's Nest in the GET BANNED HERE, STUPID thread when they stopped banning people out of sheer slugbutt laziness, and I posted LongCat just to see if they would start doing it again.

Hell just doesn't want me, and heaven is full. I am actually capable of astounding clarity and reason when I want to be. But since mods mostly ignore you for sharing loads of astounding and helpful clarity and ban you for one minorly annoyed slip of the finger, (leaving a massive wasteland of flabby, mildly chicken-flavoured soggy-cracker mediocrity that is not unlike those horrible gender-separated bully-rife guilt-mongering schools that many Irish unfortunates attended in your youth,) nailing down anyone with the chutzpah to stick out of the crowd, I thought, why not. My sell-by date on moderated forums (that don't discuss anything I actually like enough to remain pleasant and civil on principle) is rather short.

My qualifications to be a forum moderator, let alone a very productive poster with loads of time to waste indoors, are quite lacking, due to my inability to a) have self-esteem low enough to actually enjoy controlling what people say in a place that only exists in pixels, 1's and 0's, b) be an unemployable housewife or a hallucinating harpy, c) be intent on making up for all the bullying I got in school for being a geek by becoming Heinrich Himmler Von Moderator, d) be a pale blue troglodyte, a Morlock, a mediocretin, and allergic to the outdoors, and e) generally be Pink in the middle, terrified of real-world effectiveness, and oozing an astounding amount of ego-related hypersensitivity from all non-generative orifices.

Of course, as saying that will very likely get me banned even though it was about 20,000 IQ points higher than the silage that so-called free speech gives us on places like 4chan, I am afraid that the only option is to remain better than all moderators, get banned, and proceed to tut-tut at a system that wastes so much time with moderators m@sturb@ting their egos in a virtual conversation about f0kall, when there is this thing that could be invented called a killfile.

VIVE LA USENET!

/me bows deeply, sweeping the virtual ground with a virtual plumed hat and walking slowly away.

Loxosceles.

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I've been banned for a week for cracking an inappropiate joke towards gays. Now I'm currently banned for a MONTH for cracking a joke about batman (?) and then saying something along the lines of "oh no, am gonna get banned now..."! LOL! Only a day or two after coming off a previous ban!

Follow that!

Since this, I've been banned for the past 2 wks from Personal Issues for laughing at the fact that the first comment under a thread entitled "I'm obsessed with sex" was "PM me!"....what a joke.

Terry wrote: »

He's a newbie. I always read newbie rants.

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Found it! Just a general quick-down! Girl in bath, boyfriend comes in drunk, holds her head down under water, shes in shock, jumps out, runs into bedroom and locks door.

Pigman II replies..."Some people just get turned on by that kind of weird stuff. I know I do! I even got turned on reading your post. Was it not exciting for you in the least?"

Pigman II wrote: »

Could be worse. You could look like Enda Kenny and have the charisma of Mary Harney.