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Things that seem great when drunk

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  • #92
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    hmmph... well, my father seemed quite amused by my drunken sleepless state...and then i seem to have told him that i didnt need it anyway... now... i think i may be about to start my day on absolutley no sleep and no alcohol (well, gotta another 6:40 JD:coke glass poured), but after taht, nothing, just xmess shopping and hanging with friends...

    coupla freinds from boards i think im supposed to see form boards today...

    dudes... im sorry... but when my dad challgend me... this seemed like a fantastic idea...


  • #93
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,365 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Shagging your slightly unbalanced 42 year-old divorcee neighbour. Makes for an interesting few months anyway.


  • #94
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    also,showering while drunk, neraly feall over and killed myse,f several times, and to add to that, eyeliner-ing while drunk... ouch. eye pokey bad :(

    mostly...s tarting days inebriated not so good.

    but fantastic ideas whaen deciding to not go to bed/sleep.


  • #95
    Max_Damage
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    Blacking out and apparently cycling into oncoming traffic. Good times.


  • #96
    DublinWriter
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    Was playing a gig at a GAA club a number of years ago and it was the first time I drank Jagermeister. I had no idea of its strength and potency.

    By the end of our set I was totally balubous. We were playing a function hall in the upstairs of the club. The lads had to help me pack away my kit. I decided it would make much more sense to chuck my drums down the stairs, letting gravity do the work rather than me.

    I remember watching my bass drum cascade down the stairs like a WWII bouncing bomb with the singer saying to me "dude, you might want to use those again".


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  • #97
    Lola123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Lola123


    eating anything in abra
    throwing food at people in abra
    singing britney's "gimme more" to the staff in abra when said food has been littered around the place.
    throwing remainder of food at the security staff when asked to leave abra. :rolleyes:


  • #98
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    narco wrote: »
    also,showering while drunk, neraly feall over and killed myse,f several times, and to add to that, eyeliner-ing while drunk... ouch. eye pokey bad :(

    mostly...s tarting days inebriated not so good.

    but fantastic ideas whaen deciding to not go to bed/sleep.
    Are you still drinking?


  • #99
    Recon
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    A double whopper from Burger King.


  • #100
    Pj!
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    I went through a stage of reading when I came home drunk. I often got through 30 or 40 pages, bent the page (as a bookmark) and fell asleep. The next time I'd go to read it I'd have to look for where I had been pre drunken reading, because I wouldn't remember a single thing I'd read.
    Annoying.


  • #101
    Rattlehead_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,892 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Strip Poker, well except it was Strip Snap

    Strip Tease for 2 friends of O/S :(

    Setting off a fire extinguisher at mates house party.

    Dancing and signing naked with 14 other guys in a pub.

    The rest I would really need to go UnReg for :p


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  • #102
    longshanks
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    Forky wrote: »
    I went through a stage of reading when I came home drunk. I often got through 30 or 40 pages, bent the page (as a bookmark) and fell asleep. The next time I'd go to read it I'd have to look for where I had been pre drunken reading, because I wouldn't remember a single thing I'd read.
    Annoying.

    now thats hardcore, how are you still living?


  • #103
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    longshanks wrote: »
    now thats hardcore, how are you still living?

    As I said, it is annoying, hardly hardcore.


  • #104
    ROCKMAN
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    longshanks wrote: »
    telling the four or five scumbags prowling around outside the pub that you'll take em all on and kill em and rape their fathers, then doing a legger, getting caught and beat up. wuhoo a black eye for christmas. apparently i'm not invincible when i'm drunk, and cant run for **** either.

    The sister says " sorry about that " but her and the girls were pissed .
    Hmm maybe I should start a thread ................


  • #105
    princess-sprkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭princess-sprkle


    garlic dip, the taste the next morning is horrific.

    anything involving texts/emails/internet. never a good idea but still do it.


  • #106
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    mp3guy wrote: »
    Walking completely unrealistic distances home.
    lots of sore calves later and I hate to think of the shortcuts
    Going for a walk on the Aran islands over sharp limestone walls and ankle twisting crevices in pitch darkness


  • #107
    Crumble Froo
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Are you still drinking?


    heh, up till about 9ish this morning >_< then went out to bank and into town, wouldnt let myslef sleep on the bus, still haven't slept, but not feeling too bad...

    i most certainly won't hear santa coming tonight anwyay...

    and also, someone mentioned earlier that phones shouldn't be allowed to function if you've been drinking...

    can we add computers to that? i was up ramblnig about things i should NOT have been talking about in general last night. stupid alcomohol...


  • #108
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Dudess wrote: »
    Are you still drinking?

    Ha... you think your drunken texts are bad? You should see some of the stuff Narco here is capable of pulling out of her ass...


  • #109
    Crumble Froo
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    i have it down to a fine vulgar art.


  • #110
    juuge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 792 ✭✭✭juuge


    Pictured Twink naked at the crucial moment...got an extra five minutes on top.


  • #111
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Ha... you think your drunken texts are bad? You should see some of the stuff Narco here is capable of pulling out of her ass...
    In fairness, my punctuation, spelling etc would be ok (even when drunk) but my god, the crap I'd be going on about...


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  • #112
    Soby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    The whole truth coming out when drunk is a real bummer when your drunk.Just stay away from that girl you may fancy..:O


  • #113
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    How's the head, Narco?


  • #114
    monkeyfudge
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    Sleepy wrote: »
    Booking into a city centre hotel with a one night stand instead of just bringing her home.

    Oh man... I've done this... and with the Westbury hotel no less...
    Terry wrote: »
    How's the head, Narco?

    Ha... I met her the day after all that.... She was surprisingly chirpy... just very tired looking.


  • #115
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    #1 has to be the drunken texting - though it's some consolation nearly everyone else does it too - the bleedin shame all the same...

    Nothing unusual to add to all the above -

    The usual walking miles through places you wouldn't drive through with an armoured escort during the day

    Showering when buckled - not very healthy

    And then there's the whole 'being truthful' and 'emotional' when pished (about something that means fcukall in the cold light of day then feeling very, very, excruciatingly vulnerable for days after-
    I'm an auld get, you'd think I'd have learned by now, but nope - not a chance...


  • #116
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=54725072
    mike65 wrote: »
    You may wish to be very drunk on Friday at 8.30 until 10.30.

    Mike.


  • #117
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,671 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    1) Thinking I'm being suble while looking down the top of any female I see.

    2) Drinking more.

    That's pretty much it


  • #118
    ven0m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭ven0m


    kearnsr wrote: »
    I saw Terry running down Lexlip main street with his top off tonight*

    * may not happen till tomorrow


    Long as he doesn't do it running out of the 'yard he's laughing ..... .Sebby is a quick bastard of a doorman!!!!!


    :::: ven0mous ::::


  • #119
    ven0m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭ven0m


    Rattlehead_ie wrote: »
    Strip Poker, well except it was Strip Snap

    Strip Tease for 2 friends of O/S :(

    Setting off a fire extinguisher at mates house party.

    Dancing and signing naked with 14 other guys in a pub.

    The rest I would really need to go UnReg for :p


    You should see the things he does sober ...... and while in work!!!!!!!

    *bam chicka-wow-wow * ring a bell does it ;)


    hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha



    :::: ven0mous ::::


  • #120
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    ven0m wrote: »
    Long as he doesn't do it running out of the 'yard he's laughing ..... .Sebby is a quick bastard of a doorman!!!!!


    :::: ven0mous ::::
    Is he the one with the glasses?
    He wouldn't let me in the other night, so I just went and got some food and then walked in through the car park entrance.

    OT: Drinking more with the 'Yeah, I feel great. These extra four pints won't really make me hungover' attitude.


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  • #121
    ven0m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭ven0m


    Terry wrote: »
    Is he the one with the glasses?
    He wouldn't let me in the other night, so I just went and got some food and then walked in through the car park entrance.

    OT: Drinking more with the 'Yeah, I feel great. These extra four pints won't really make me hungover' attitude.


    Nope - sebby is the eastern european bloke with the short military style haircut (cos he is ex military LOL) ... nice bloke, I've played rugby with him and tend to go drinking with him on the Sundays he has off with some of the other lads.



    :::: ven0mous ::::


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