Things that seem great when drunk

Den_M

Apart from fast food, ugly people or sh!tty nightclubs, what else seem like a great idea when drunk but when examined in the cold light of day proves to be, well. sh!ite frankly.

I find any writing (be it creative or songs or whatever) turns out to be mostly terrible but you don't seem to know this at the time.

Also, rash desicions like telling people what you really think of them.

Feel free to add your own experiences to this!

After all - we've all all done retarded things while flutered.

subway

talking to your boss *openly*...

am i glad for the christmas break

Supercell

On Sunday afternoon's I usually wake up and then check the WTF was I thinking posts here. Then I start pm'ing apologies to ppl i insulted.

The system works, so does posting crapolea while pished.

Archeron

Random world record breaking plate spinning attempts have on two occasions proved bad ideas to me while drunk.

The Hacker

Gambling
Cheating
Smoking

Gillo

Random nite-links

Posting on boards

Random purchases

Calling into work

sobering up

Worst thing I remember doing was, slipping behind the bar in a dodgy establishment and trying to put a refund on my credit card without getting caught. Yes it was reckless and stupid, but it made sense at the time.

Gillo

The Hacker wrote: »

Gambling
Cheating
Smoking

for a second I thought you meant cheating at gambling

AlmightyCushion

Smashing beer bottles. Also pming the admins is probably not the best idea in the world but the one time I did it, it worked out well.

trout

"writing" graffiti on concrete walls, using streams of my own pi$$ ... I invariably try for too many letters, or mis-spell something critical.

also ... cooking, never a good idea when you're buckled, can cause fires.

finally, thinking you have supernatural powers and attempting to scale walls, buildings, quarries, double-decker buses on your push-bike, it will all end in tears.

TheRenegade

LMAO!!!

me and my friends had the exact same convo today...

GO KARTING!!!

we were drinking in town today and went go-karting twice absolutely PRICELESS!!! you have to try it! seriously!

weemcd

"She's gonna get the drunk texting of her life, let her know what i really think of her"


wake up, oh right.

Zapp Brannigan

weemcd wrote: »

"She's gonna get the drunk texting of her life, let her know what i really think of her"


wake up, oh right.

Too true mate. I always do the drunk text thing, to my eternal shame!

trout

juggling eggs ... ftl when scuttered.

sending text messages on your mates phones, to randomers or exes ... lost a pal over that one. Kev, if you read this, I am sorry

thinking you are a pleasant, witty, sweet natured induhvidual, suitably refreshed or merely "merry", when in fact you are really a steaming, obnoxious, foul mouthed loud farting drunken sweaty oaf, and people around you are in fact laughing AT you

Terry

I'm always far too honest.
I tend to cross the line too much.

Gillo

weemcd wrote: »

"She's gonna get the drunk texting of her life, let her know what i really think of her"


wake up, oh right.

Ha, I remember calling some girl a few years ago at a christmas party, my boss grabbed the phone and bo!!ocked her for calling me at my work party. Priceless!!

trout

Oh yes; speaking your mind ... rarely wise when sober, always a bad idea when you are stinking.

Jeebus, this thread is making me so morose, thinking about all the dumb-ass things I have done with drink on me. What's worse is the knowledge, deep down, that the drink is no excuse ... I did those things because I have it in me to do those things.

Think I'll have a nice cup of tea now. :cool:

coffee_cake

Den_M wrote:

After all - we've all all done retarded things while flutered.

What, do you feel better about it by trying to justify it like that?
And no, we haven't all done them.

The Hacker

bluewolf wrote: »

What, do you feel better about it by trying to justify it like that?
And no, we haven't all done them.

Yes, yes we have. Especially you.

Den_M

bluewolf wrote: »

What, do you feel better about it by trying to justify it like that?
And no, we haven't all done them.

So you've never done anything embarassing or silly while drunk? Then get out of this thread and go to mass or something you lifeless individual.

mp3guy

Walking completely unrealistic distances home.

caesar

Oh god woke up this morning thinkin wtf did I do that for.

Went out last night cause I finished my exams yesterday, got **** faced, made a move on one of my friends who is a girl....she was my neighbour last year. Obviously it wasn't the best idea, although I'm not sure exactly what I did, couldn't even remember when i got home. Anyway I got home and sent her the whole i'm sorry txt...but I sent it to her other no. so she wont get it til she uses that phone again.

godtabh

Terry wrote: »

I'm always far too honest.
I tend to cross the line too much.

I saw Terry running down Lexlip main street with his top off tonight*

* may not happen till tomorrow

TerrorFirmer

weemcd wrote: »

"She's gonna get the drunk texting of her life, let her know what i really think of her"


wake up, oh right.

Walking completely unrealistic distances home.

That one's funny, I once ran 2 miles home locked and was grand. What's wrong with that, you say? The fact that (at the time) I could barely run 100 yards without getting a stitch normally.

leninbenjamin

Terry wrote: »

I'm always far too honest.
I tend to cross the line too much.

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TheRenegade

HavoK wrote: »

That one's funny, I once ran 2 miles home locked and was grand. What's wrong with that, you say? The fact that (at the time) I could barely run 100 yards without getting a stitch normally.

LMAO!

with enough vodka ive been known to run faster than sonia o sullivan to get away from the shades haha

Fanny Cradock

I have to mention fast food. Garlic and cheese chips from a chipper. Ugh... nothing like garlic breath in the morning

Den_M wrote: »

So you've never done anything embarassing or silly while drunk? Then get out of this thread and go to mass or something you lifeless individual.

Bluewolf is a Buddhist, I believe. No mass for them!

AlmightyCushion

Going to sleep on the ground or some odd shaped object. The back does be in bits the next day but I still never learn.

The Bollox

climbing buildings would be mine. it always happens when at a house party, and years ago when on the knack

DEmeant0r

One nightclub I went to had an ATM, I was already steamed and I *think* I had brought €60 in already. Apparently I thought it was a good idea to take out €100 more and piss it up a wall, didn't notice the €100 until a week later when my statement came in. Nightclubs with ATMs are more evil than Hitler and Stalin put together.

Mossy Monk

HavoK wrote: »

I once ran 2 miles home locked and was grand. What's wrong with that, you say? The fact that (at the time) I could barely run 100 yards without getting a stitch normally.

This happens to me also. I used to run four miles to get home when pissed. I can barely walk to the bathroom sober.

Donald-Duck

I do the walking huge distances home too. Although I can't say that I've done the running part.

Sitting on stairs at house partys.