Someone exactly like you

LadyJ · 19-12-2007 02:59PM #1

How would you treat yourself if you were to meet yourself? (Ooo, rhymey!)

I had a conversation with someone last night about this.
We reckoned the LadyJs would keep inviting each other to things that
we really didn't want the other to go to but we'd always turn up out of politeness.

So how would things go with you and your twin?

EDIT: I don't really mean someone who looks like you, more like someone who has your exact personality.

RuggieBear · 19-12-2007 02:59PM

we would bore each other

aidan_walsh · 19-12-2007 03:00PM

Meet as in the Dooblin sense, or in the rest of the world sense?

Dragan · 19-12-2007 03:00PM

It would go one of two ways.

I am about as Alpha Male as they come, so me and the other me would constantly try and outdo myself.....and either end up killing each other or joining forces and controlling the world.

thecleverone · 19-12-2007 03:01PM

We'd never get a word in! I can be a bit of a chatterbox so another one of me would probably border on painful cause i would'nt be able to get a word in.

biko · 19-12-2007 03:02PM

We'd get drunk and tell each jokes that the other would know and ruin the punch line.

19-12-2007 03:05PM

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Meet as in the Dooblin sense, or in the rest of the world sense?

Would that not be a form of masturbation?

19-12-2007 03:05PM

I'd kick the head o myself and then rob my pockets that'd teach me good!

DaBreno · 19-12-2007 03:06PM

Id imagine we would get tired of competing for the same spot on the couch and the same spot in my woman quite quickly and each would attempt to do away with the other. You wont like me when Im angry.

MagicMarker · 19-12-2007 03:09PM

We would join forces and take over the world.

leninbenjamin · 19-12-2007 03:13PM

been there done that. bit of an anti climax really.

19-12-2007 03:14PM

would probably end up in a fight, with one of us being shot by a confused friend:cool:

Dave! · 19-12-2007 03:19PM

I'd probably roide him

prendy · 19-12-2007 03:19PM

i think id get on pretty well with me!:)

Pighead · 19-12-2007 03:21PM

Pighead would wreck Pigheads head.

Mr. CooL ICE · 19-12-2007 03:21PM

End up having an infinitely long insult match, resulting in us both dying of hunger

19-12-2007 03:26PM

I would insult them, argue with them and purposely wind them up.

I do this with my mother every day...:(

LouOB · 19-12-2007 03:26PM

would become good friends with each other but would always be paraniod that we would offend each other by saying something hurtful or putting foot in mouth

Pigman II · 19-12-2007 03:27PM

I'd say "Shave off that evil goatee beard! You look ridicularse. "

Pighead · 19-12-2007 03:29PM

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

I would insult them, argue with them and purposely wind them up.

Pighead thinks that after all the insulting and arguing there may be some late night lesbo action thrown into the mix as well.

Dragan · 19-12-2007 03:33PM

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

I would insult them, argue with them and purposely wind them up.

I do this with my mother every day...:(

Why not just leave your mother in peace?

Both of you!

cornbb · 19-12-2007 03:34PM

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead would wreck Pigheads head.

Precisely due to the fact that Pighead would refer to the other Pighead as Pighead as well as referring to himself as Pighead. It would be like a lesser quality Monty Python sketch.

19-12-2007 03:39PM

Dragan wrote: »

Why not just leave your mother in peace?

Both of you!

Thats what I was saying, my mothers exactky like me ....

No actually the more I think about it, Thats wrong

Cheeky_gal · 19-12-2007 03:59PM

really though, I couldn't think of anything better than having a twin, imagine!

No. 1 -> Who needs a mirror when you've got a twin!
2 -> Think of all the money you'd save on clothes!!!
3 -> Imagine all the people you'd be able to screw over in life!

really, the list is endless!

Genghiz Cohen · 19-12-2007 04:06PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

really though, I couldn't think of anything better than having a twin, imagine!

No. 1 -> Who needs a mirror when you've got a twin!
2 -> Think of all the money you'd save on clothes!!!
3 -> Imagine all the people you'd be able to screw over in life!

really, the list is endless!

Endless unless you can count to three.

I'm awesome, so awesome in fact that if there were two of me in the same place at the same time, women would start tearing themselves in half to be with both of me.

I rule.

tribulus · 19-12-2007 04:08PM

I would study for my exams for them, while also getting them a beer and pizza.

LadyJ · 19-12-2007 04:11PM

You people are missing the point.
The question is more how would you act around someone the same as you?
Not, "if there were two of you what would you do?"

I guess I mean would you get on? What traits would you both have that would
collide (in a manner of speaking) and result in hilarious consequences?

connundrum · 19-12-2007 04:12PM

I'd kick me in the balls. Several times.

Edit - Sorry I'd act like I was gonna kick me in the balls

Cheeky_gal · 19-12-2007 04:16PM

LadyJ wrote: »

You people are missing the point.
The question is more how would you act around someone the same as you?
Not, "if there were two of you what would you do?"

What?? Why would you have to act around your own twin?? Just be. Yourself. !?

P.S! Anyone going to Leopardstown for the horse races??

LadyJ · 19-12-2007 04:18PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

What?? Why would you have to act around your own twin?? Just be. Yourself. !?

Nevermind. :rolleyes:

Kazobel · 19-12-2007 04:26PM

I'd be sooooo attracted to another me, we'd probably be banging each other in minutes

Someone exactly like you

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