Someone exactly like you

LadyJ

How would you treat yourself if you were to meet yourself? (Ooo, rhymey!)

I had a conversation with someone last night about this.
We reckoned the LadyJs would keep inviting each other to things that
we really didn't want the other to go to but we'd always turn up out of politeness.

So how would things go with you and your twin?

EDIT: I don't really mean someone who looks like you, more like someone who has your exact personality.

RuggieBear

we would bore each other

aidan_walsh

Meet as in the Dooblin sense, or in the rest of the world sense?

Dragan

It would go one of two ways.

I am about as Alpha Male as they come, so me and the other me would constantly try and outdo myself.....and either end up killing each other or joining forces and controlling the world.

thecleverone

We'd never get a word in! I can be a bit of a chatterbox so another one of me would probably border on painful cause i would'nt be able to get a word in.

biko

We'd get drunk and tell each jokes that the other would know and ruin the punch line.

aidan_walsh

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Meet as in the Dooblin sense, or in the rest of the world sense?

Would that not be a form of masturbation?

RobbieTheRobber

I'd kick the head o myself and then rob my pockets that'd teach me good!

DaBreno

Id imagine we would get tired of competing for the same spot on the couch and the same spot in my woman quite quickly and each would attempt to do away with the other. You wont like me when Im angry.

MagicMarker

We would join forces and take over the world.

leninbenjamin

been there done that. bit of an anti climax really.

would probably end up in a fight, with one of us being shot by a confused friend:cool:

Dave!

I'd probably roide him

prendy

i think id get on pretty well with me!:)

Pighead

Pighead would wreck Pigheads head.

Mr. CooL ICE

End up having an infinitely long insult match, resulting in us both dying of hunger

I would insult them, argue with them and purposely wind them up.

I do this with my mother every day...:(

LouOB

would become good friends with each other but would always be paraniod that we would offend each other by saying something hurtful or putting foot in mouth

Pigman II

I'd say "Shave off that evil goatee beard! You look ridicularse. "

Pighead

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

I would insult them, argue with them and purposely wind them up.

Pighead thinks that after all the insulting and arguing there may be some late night lesbo action thrown into the mix as well.

Dragan

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

I would insult them, argue with them and purposely wind them up.

I do this with my mother every day...:(

Why not just leave your mother in peace?

Both of you!

cornbb

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead would wreck Pigheads head.

Precisely due to the fact that Pighead would refer to the other Pighead as Pighead as well as referring to himself as Pighead. It would be like a lesser quality Monty Python sketch.

Dragan

Dragan wrote: »

Why not just leave your mother in peace?

Both of you!

Thats what I was saying, my mothers exactky like me ....

No actually the more I think about it, Thats wrong

Cheeky_gal

really though, I couldn't think of anything better than having a twin, imagine!

No. 1 -> Who needs a mirror when you've got a twin!
2 -> Think of all the money you'd save on clothes!!!
3 -> Imagine all the people you'd be able to screw over in life!

really, the list is endless!

Genghiz Cohen

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

really though, I couldn't think of anything better than having a twin, imagine!

No. 1 -> Who needs a mirror when you've got a twin!
2 -> Think of all the money you'd save on clothes!!!
3 -> Imagine all the people you'd be able to screw over in life!

really, the list is endless!

Endless unless you can count to three.

I'm awesome, so awesome in fact that if there were two of me in the same place at the same time, women would start tearing themselves in half to be with both of me.

I rule.

tribulus

I would study for my exams for them, while also getting them a beer and pizza.

LadyJ

You people are missing the point.
The question is more how would you act around someone the same as you?
Not, "if there were two of you what would you do?"

I guess I mean would you get on? What traits would you both have that would
collide (in a manner of speaking) and result in hilarious consequences?

connundrum

I'd kick me in the balls. Several times.

Edit - Sorry I'd act like I was gonna kick me in the balls

Cheeky_gal

LadyJ wrote: »

You people are missing the point.
The question is more how would you act around someone the same as you?
Not, "if there were two of you what would you do?"

What?? Why would you have to act around your own twin?? Just be. Yourself. !?

P.S! Anyone going to Leopardstown for the horse races??

LadyJ

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

What?? Why would you have to act around your own twin?? Just be. Yourself. !?

Nevermind. :rolleyes:

Kazobel

I'd be sooooo attracted to another me, we'd probably be banging each other in minutes

WindSock

If I met someone like me, i'd think they were either really funny/clever or really not funny/stupid.

DaBreno

Kazobel wrote: »

I'd be sooooo attracted to another me, we'd probably be banging each other in minutes

Proper order! thats more like the replies we expect on a forum like this.

johnp

I'd have a brand new drinkin buddy. I guess the other me would too.
I'd also take every 2nd day off work.

5starpool

I'd try to outlazy myself, and then agree wholeheartedly with the commentaries we both would regularly make around everyday life, and laugh lots at the quick and clever jokes that most other people are too stupid to get without explaining them.

RxQueen

i wouldnt like me:(

Kazobel

emo!! wrote: »

i wouldnt like me:(

Not to worry, most emo's hate themselves already :D

RobbieTheRobber

Kazobel wrote: »

Not to worry, most emo's hate themselves already :D

+1 QFT

RxQueen

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

+1 QFT

i kinda walked into that one didnt i:rolleyes:

RobbieTheRobber

emo!! wrote: »

i kinda walked into that one didnt i:rolleyes:

Indeed you did must be part of your fondness for self harm that made you do it:eek:
nah im only jokin you im sure your a happy person

Kazobel

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Indeed you did must be part of your fondness for self harm that made you do it:eek:

Badum Bish!!! :D:D

Mossy Monk

I would follow myself around to see how I appear to the outside world.

RxQueen

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Indeed you did must be part of your fondness for self harm that made you do it:eek:
nah im only jokin you im sure your a happy person

of course i am , but shhh dont tell anyone:cool:

Latchy

I am always being asked if i am sombodys brother ,father, sister (ok only kidding about the sister bit ) but i am sure my exact double is out there somwere.If i was to have a real double we would as sombody said ' bore the fcuk ' out of each other

RobbieTheRobber

latchyco wrote: »

I am always being asked if i am sombodys brother ,father, sister (ok only kidding about the sister bit ) but i am sure my exact double is out there somwere.If i was to have a real double we would as sombody said ' bore the fcuk ' out of each other

I think I have an exact double walking the mean streets of dublin one of my exes rang me one day to give out sh1t to me, firstly for walking down grafton street hand in hand with some other women and secondly for ignoring her while doing it. Needless to say that crazy bint was dumped but now i do wonder why doctor takes dna samples of me all the time

AlmightyCushion

DaveMcG wrote: »

I'd probably roide him

Go fúck yourself.

Davidius

Of course we'd agree with each other to the extent that we could team up and build a cloning device in order to clone copies and create a great army and pretty much take control. Then we'd ban everything we thought was a little bit stupid like putting work into how you look. Vanity will have no place in our planet of doom awesome.

Eventually it'd move onto something to do with permanent life and thus the universe will be forever ours/mine.

With that said, I'm sure we'd get along perfectly. We couldn't divide up any work though like cleaning the room and studying. Neither of us would want to do our assigned part. We'd still fight for the greater good of my/our control over everything.

azezil

My gawd it'd be a dream come tru!!
I'd SO roide me *UnF*

Mr. Incognito

I'd freeze him and harvest his organs.

RxQueen

SetantaL wrote: »

I'd freeze him and harvest his organs.

what if he freezed you and then stole you life:eek:

Latchy

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

I think I have an exact double walking the mean streets of dublin one of my exes rang me one day to give out sh1t to me, firstly for walking down grafton street hand in hand with some other women and secondly for ignoring her while doing it. Needless to say that crazy bint was dumped but now i do wonder why doctor takes dna samples of me all the time

Yeah i know were your coming from , but it got to real serious cuz it has happens so many times, in so many differrnt places.

I am sure i have a dolppleganger out there somwere or i have just one of those faces .