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Nightwish · 17-12-2007 09:43AM

I nominate Pighead - ne'er a more sensible poster seen in these parts. His contribution to AH is invaluable.

SimpleSam06 · 17-12-2007 09:55AM

arseagon wrote: »

Now hasn't 6th been chomping at the bit for long enough?

By that logic every taxi driver and hairdresser in the country should be taoiseach.

arseagon · 17-12-2007 10:00AM

Nightwish wrote: »

I nominate Pighead - ne'er a more sensible poster seen in these parts. His contribution to AH is invaluable.

Oh yeah that'd work. If the wimmins posters in AH didn't roll over for piggie love all AH posters would be banned. The place would be desolate in a matter of days.

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

By that logic every taxi driver and hairdresser in the country should be taoiseach.

And by that very logic I should be president!

biko · 17-12-2007 10:01AM

Well, I saw everyone else lining up so, uh - I thought you were selling drugs.

OT, I work in webstuff so am online all the time anyway. AH would be a first step towards SMod. I want SMod because it means I can go from level SIGpo to level SIGnazi. SIGpower corrupts

May the most suited female (or male) get the job.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-12-2007 10:09AM

how about a polish or nigerian for mod. That'd piss alot of people off.

I'm half irish, half polish, all nigerian.

Pigman II · 17-12-2007 10:29AM

Mordeth wrote: »

how about a polish or nigerian for mod. That'd piss alot of people off.

I'm half irish, half polish, all nigerian.

You don't sound tinker enough to be truly representative.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-12-2007 10:29AM

ah jeysus boss

Saruman · 17-12-2007 10:34AM

You see this is what happens when you put a request for an after hours mod.... in frickin after hours

I suppose im too boring for the job, only qualification i have is im site admin on my wifes never used forum (see sig) that i set up for her.... not sure why she wanted it but there you go.
After hours is a scary place.... i might be tempted to ban everyone who posts here as they will mess up sooner or later

I might be better suited to a nerdy forum.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-12-2007 10:34AM

in song format, why I believe I am the best person for the job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKVA0cZ3NLk

Solarball10 · 17-12-2007 10:38AM

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

So, we are looking for a new mod for the AH forum.

Post up if you are interested in doing it, and what your qualifications are

What's the pay like?

GhostInTheRuins · 17-12-2007 10:40AM

ozzyoh wrote: »

What's the pay like?

90k+ and bonuses per ban

Winters · 17-12-2007 10:40AM

I would do it.

But I frequent /b/ a lot so Id let anything go

Degsy · 17-12-2007 10:42AM

I want the job.I'll give preferential treatment to anybody who posts in fitness or the insult thread,i'll ban anybody with anything football-related in thier sig and encourage trolling,personal attacks and spam.

GhostInTheRuins · 17-12-2007 10:45AM

Degsy wrote: »

I want the job.I'll give preferential treatment to anybody who posts in fitness or the insult thread,i'll ban anybody with anything football-related in thier sig and encourage trolling,personal attacks and spam.

sounds good to me

Pigman II · 17-12-2007 10:46AM

Mordeth wrote: »

ah jeysus boss

Not bad. But can you do scumbag? Some would argue they get a they get an even tougher time here than da pikeys and da wimmins.

I think it's about time someone stood up for their tracker-knacker wearing mobile-phone blaring ways.

Kintarō Hattori · 17-12-2007 10:47AM

Karoma wrote: »

...Mordeth's a good choice - he has the time (bum), he can have a laugh, etc.

What you mean is that he hates everyone!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-12-2007 10:47AM

I could fire off a few threatening pm's to the admins demanding their mobile phones and a cigarette.

Pigman II · 17-12-2007 10:53AM

Now now, we don't want a state of anarchy on our hands. However I like the cut of your hair and your jib, whatever that is. Mordeth for modder guy.

Solarball10 · 17-12-2007 10:57AM

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

90k+ and bonuses per ban

AH. Not as good as I'd hoped for!

Dave! · 17-12-2007 10:59AM

So when do I start? Still haven't been given my mod powers.

LadyJ · 17-12-2007 11:00AM

I agree with all who nominated me.

I've been around longer than 6th btw. *kicks 6th to one side*
A lady(j) ftw!

Merry Ploughboy · 17-12-2007 11:05AM

I would like to nominate myself forward. I have a degree in mechanical engineering, so that automatically makes me hot favourite

Slow Motion · 17-12-2007 11:21AM

I have no interest in modding the steaming pile of ****e that AH is!:D As I would end up atop the league of bastards in record time:D Just thought I'd clear that up now;)

Rb · 17-12-2007 11:22AM

A female mod, for the sake of having a female mod, is a ridiculous idea.
TarA is feminine enough to keep the balance.

Dyr · 17-12-2007 11:22AM

I would just like to acknowledge all the PMs ive recieved urging me to put my name forward for this position. While i accept that poachers do indeed make the best gamekeepers thus making me clearly the most eligible candidate i will not be stepping forward on this occasion due to my commitement to "keeping it real".

I wish whoever fills the position the best of luck in their endeavours.

Cuddlesworth · 17-12-2007 11:35AM

I would like to apply in order to have my name down as the shortest mod span in the History of Boards. I reckon if we time it with a Admin on(mainly that sex fiend Devore), I could be site banned in under 20 seconds from the amount of threads in the Feedback forum. Remember, a vote for me is a vote wasted.

Earthhorse · 17-12-2007 11:38AM

Aw man, I didn't know whether this thread was for real or not so didn't want to post.

Can't believe Terry is stepping down as mod. Karoma and Terry are like the Riggs and Murtagh of moderating. I guess he's just getting too old for this sh*t.

Last time this thread came round I voted for monkeyfudge. Would like to see him get again but he doesn't look interested.

After that DaveMcG, SimpleSam and LadyJ would all make good moderators.

And after that anyone but 6th.

ScumLord · 17-12-2007 11:40AM

I think I should be the mod because I already have lord in my user name. I would go mad with power though, I've gone slightly potty just thinking about it.

thefinalstage · 17-12-2007 12:50PM

If you will notice, I haven't gotten a single vote...I'm not popular.

Solarball10 · 17-12-2007 12:52PM

Well personally, I think I should do it - I'm quite new so I'd be a breath of fresh air, so to speak.

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