Wanted : After Hours Moderator. Apply Within.

WhiteWashMan

So, we are looking for a new mod for the AH forum.

Post up if you are interested in doing it, and what your qualifications are

SimpleSam06

I thought you couldn't be a mod if you expressed any interest in it? Happily I'm not interested, but in a hypothetical way lets imagine if I was interested.

I would rule these cowering masses with an iron fist, brook no objection to the sacred scriptures of the charter or boards policy, and burn all the heretics.. er scratch that last one. My reign would be a glorious era of enlightenment and contentment, with free TVs and pudding for all. Across the tubes, the word "boards" shall be whispered with awe and reverence, not in the same sentence as the clearing of phlegm.

And in no way in this hypothetical universe would I be applying for the job just to skive off and get free access to s&s.

Chong

I would like apply please.

I also feel my dutch liberal views may benefit the forum.

Thanking you

Wim

SimpleSam06

Its also worth pointing out that I saw most if not all of the people who are going to post in this thread at a "We Hate Mustard / We Beat Puppies" rally the last day, which I was trying to sabotage. Just throwing that out there.

The Real B-man

Ohh im interested hmm qualifications boards member for 3 years and already a mod and recently become an insomniac!:eek:
opress!

WhiteWashMan

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

I thought you couldn't be a mod if you expressed any interest in it? Happily I'm not interested, but in a hypothetical way lets imagine if I was interested.

I would rule these cowering masses with an iron fist, brook no objection to the sacred scriptures of the charter or boards policy, and burn all the heretics.. er scratch that last one. My reign would be a glorious era of enlightenment and contentment, with free TVs and pudding for all. Across the tubes, the word "boards" shall be whispered with awe and reverence, not in the same sentence as the clearing of phlegm.

And in no way in this hypothetical universe would I be applying for the job just to skive off and get free access to s&s.

my god, i may give up myself and give you the Rec and Biz cat modships as well!

Tak3n

I think you should pick me. Heres why:

- I can program c++ and i can design/edit websites.

- I have previous Moding experience on the F365 forum.

- My ballz are huge.

- Ive only been banned from here once, still banned from personal issues.

- I have a vast collection of porn which im willing to share.

- Im completely open minded and wouldn't delete posts/ban unless they were strictly breaking the rules

- my ballz are huge.

HammerHeadGym

I'd do it.

-I'm not a dick.
-I am unlikely to go mad with power.

SimpleSam06

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

my god, i may give up myself and give you the Rec and Biz cat modships as well!

Is that three brown envelopes or will I just send a suitcase so?

Guy:Incognito

I vote for whoever posts next.

6th

Excellent, I'll do it so

Sure I'd know what crap people will do before they do it ... like Minority Report.

Qualifications? I have about 7 bans under my belt ... 2 of them from AH! So I know how the spammy trolls thinks.

WhiteWashMan

So much talent....

kf1920

i thought it was like shooting yourself in the foot to ask for it????

I vote that you go for someone bigoted, rude, power hungry and with no sense of humour! We should all be allowed mock him without punishment!

You have to have bans to progress here?? Right i'm off to spam and mock people......

Me. I've been around forever. And ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

6th

kf1920 wrote: »

i thought it was like shooting yourself in the foot to ask for it????

Part of me is hoping that still the case.

kf1920

6th wrote: »

Part of me is hoping that still the case.

Why? to stop power hungry people? but they are funny as long as they arent picking on you

GhostInTheRuins

I can't understand why anyone would volunteer to be an AH mod, it would be nothing but hassle!

6th

True but if you were ever gonna pop your mod cherry it would have to be a bit of a challenge.

The Real B-man

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

I can't understand why anyone would volunteer to be an AH mod, it would be nothing but hassle!

Ahh its good to ban absolute tards and restore harmony to the AH

l3LoWnA

Did anyone notice 'tis all people with "balls" (probably MASSIVE ones too) who've applied thus far? :rolleyes:

The Real B-man

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Did anyone notice 'tis all people with "balls" (probably MASSIVE ones too) who've applied thus far? :rolleyes:

Ya never know we might have members with gender identity issues:eek::D

MarkR

I'm already mad with power, so I can truthfully say it wouldn't change me.
I can divide by zero.
I can believe it's not butter.
All posts beginning with To xxxx or not to xxxx will be edited to be more amusing to all.
I have no specific qualifications, but bearing in mind the random nature of stuff that people post here that should be a bonus.

I assume there will be some form of fringe benefits. Muffins in the morning and coffee emailed to me on the hour?

SimpleSam06

6th wrote: »

Excellent, I'll do it so

Sure I'd know what crap people will do before they do it ... like Minority Report.

Qualifications? I have about 7 bans under my belt ... 2 of them from AH! So I know how the spammy trolls thinks.

6th for AH mod? Maybe... but we all know that he wouldn't not don't USE HIS MOD POWERS TO MUG OLD GRANNIES!! Give Sam the reins, and I will see to it that all old grannies are outlawed, removing this problem once and for all.

GhostInTheRuins

The Real B-man wrote: »

Ahh its good to ban absolute tards and restore harmony to the AH

I don't there's ever been harmony in AH

The Real B-man

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

I don't there's ever been harmony in AH

Between 3 & 7am is pretty uneventful,,, i need sleep

watna

6th wrote: »

Excellent, I'll do it so

Sure I'd know what crap people will do before they do it ... like Minority Report.

Qualifications? I have about 7 bans under my belt ... 2 of them from AH! So I know how the spammy trolls thinks.

I support 6th in his glorious battle to become AH mod.

Seriously though, I think he'd be firm but fair, like you have to be with children/AH users! (I include myself amongst this!)

Dave!

I'll throw my name in! I do precious little with my life, and so have an abundance of free time, which I idle away on boards AH is my forum of choice and I feel an affinity with the indiginous AHers. Their peculiar ways both interest and inspire me in my day-to-day life. I feel I've learned alot from them, and, through my leadership, I feel it is time I gave a little something back to them.

As a newly appointed moderator, I have come to appreciate the gargantuan task which my fellow moderators have had to endure for so long. As the teetotal members of the Non-Drinking Club will tell you, I rule my forum through a careful balance of fear, intimidation, and sexual favours. I am unflinching in my desire for order and stability, and, though I have yet to ban anyone (this in itself is a testiment to the respect which the non-drinkers hold for me), if anyone steps out of line (eg. has a sip of some sherry over Christmas), I will have no trouble in banishing them. I am tough but I am fair. Everyone knows the deal when they enter the Realm of Dave.

If I am elected moderator of After Hours, you can expect much of the same. Oppression, intimidation, draconian punishments (incl. death), etc., etc., etc.

I look forward to crushing you all.

Mr. CooL ICE

I'll do it. People hardly know me, so if I banned them, they wouldn't know who to complain to and just wander off and everyone would be happy.

Sacré bleu!

bunny shooter

I'll do it :cool:

I should be chosen cause I'd be good at it

Sonnenblumen

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Did anyone notice 'tis all people with "balls" (probably MASSIVE ones too) who've applied thus far? :rolleyes:

Nothing to do with size but how you use them ? It must take something special to be an AH Mod, perhaps insomniac, alcoholic etc etc might help?

bunny shooter

Sonnenblumen wrote: »

Nothing to do with size but how you use them ?

It's always the fellas with small balz who say that

timmywex

my names in!! although i prob have too little posts to be considered, not even that small amount tho!

Jimbo

Ok, enough of the waffle. I have decieded I will be the new Mod notwithstanding pay negotiations, etc.
Bow down people

Sonnenblumen

bunny shooter wrote: »

It's always the fellas with small balz who say that

That's me in the TV ad, you know dressed as a rabbit and doing what a rabbit does best! Never had a complaint:D

jd83

As a long time lurker in BGRH i will support 6th for aH mod

doonothing

I would hate to mod AH, or any other forum. Unpaid hassle over a website that's meant to be useful and fun. Why would anyone want to be a mod! The internet power or something? thats like, minus-power!

So yeah, I support whoever would actually want to do it. As long as they can explain why.

Sparky

I'd do it, purely because I can siteban you all.

/evil laugh

bunny shooter

doonothing wrote: »

I would hate to mod AH, or any other forum. Unpaid hassle over a website that's meant to be useful and fun. Why would anyone want to be a mod! The internet power or something? thats like, minus-power!

So yeah, I support whoever would actually want to do it. As long as they can explain why.

Leave the thread then, please :D:D

Dave!

Holy crap, the legends are true!

bunny shooter

Sonnenblumen wrote: »

Never had a complaint:D

oooooh really .............. have you checked your complaints box ?

doonothing

bunny shooter wrote: »

Leave the thread then, please :D:D

Should I start a thread about why not to be a moderator? or can I just post here where the people I want to ask will be? Hmm. That's a toughie alright.
Thanks, for the input though. Helpful!

bunny shooter

doonothing wrote: »

Should I start a thread about why not to be a moderator? or can I just post here where the people I want to ask will be? Hmm. That's a toughie alright.
Thanks, for the input though. Helpful!

You still here

doonothing

bunny shooter wrote: »

You still here

You should be mod, there's not enough posts around here that end with :D:D:D:D

6th

I owe Boards at this stage and what better way to pay my debt than taking on AH but I'd want to be a Goderator!

Ah mod? no thanks o.O

mod should have a good sense of humour though!

bunny shooter

doonothing wrote: »

You should be mod, there's not enough posts around here that end with :D:D:D:D

Thank you for your vote

Jimbo

Yea, his name inspires confidence that he will be a tough and oppressive leader

youcancallmeal

Sign me up. I rarely post in here so it would make me more neutral in disputes?
Oh wait but if its more of a popularity contest then I'll say 6th

SUNGOD

me dicky

Lockstep

Pick me! Pick me!

I'd be deadly serious about being a mod. Experiences as a cunteoir in the Gael Thucht make me very well versed with dealing the kiddies.

No molestation records either.


Nah I think I;d be a great mod.


Good sense of humour.

bunny shooter

kickoutthejams wrote: »

No molestation records either.

Any CD's (practising my sense of dry humour)