Cheekiest thing you've ever done?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 06-12-2007 11:21PM

ThatGuy wrote: »

You fool. A quick man-kiss wouldn't be much to sacrifice given the situation. Unless they got all american-pie-like on ya.

No way. Nothing is worth a straight man kissing another man, NOTHING.

Nerin · 06-12-2007 11:24PM

lol oh but there are situations worth it lol

l3LoWnA · 06-12-2007 11:53PM

Bendihorse wrote: »

Jeany people who 'wink' especially girls make me cringe - i dont know what it is but it creeps me out... NOT an attractive trait IMO.
I go red when people wink at me too, not because i like it or them, just because its so sleezy i want to slap them.

You'll be glad to know I don't make a habit of winking - I look wrong when I wink. I don't particularly like winkers myself, but this was just perfect timing and a sort of you-had-to-be-there-moment. The guy was genuinely lost-for-words and embarrassed, it was great, he knows I'm not a sleaze too.

Oswald Osbourne · 06-12-2007 11:57PM

A junkie once asked me for spare change for a hostel. I got ruddy angry and told him to flip off!

niceirishfella · 07-12-2007 01:53AM

I did'nt do this mayself but i know of a bloke who worked in an office and he took the bottle of water of the water cooler,dropped his pants,pulled a nice big PUBIC hair from his minge and popped it into the water bottle and then put the water bottle back on the tower.

He did'nt tell anyone he did this for ages, till nearly all the water was drank.........and then he SENT AN EMAIL AROUND!!! People went to investigate and to be sure, at the bottom of the bottle was the nice big pubic hair there for all to see as proof he did it. He got a sick kick out of it.

If i was working there, I would have kicked the DOOGLE out of him.

Very funny guy tho'.

07-12-2007 10:06AM

niceirishfella wrote: »

I did'nt do this mayself but i know of a bloke who worked in an office and he took the bottle of water of the water cooler,dropped his pants,pulled a nice big PUBIC hair from his minge and popped it into the water bottle and then put the water bottle back on the tower.

He did'nt tell anyone he did this for ages, till nearly all the water was drank.........and then he SENT AN EMAIL AROUND!!! People went to investigate and to be sure, at the bottom of the bottle was the nice big pubic hair there for all to see as proof he did it. He got a sick kick out of it.

If i was working there, I would have kicked the DOOGLE out of him.

Very funny guy tho'.

Jesus.............thats sick!

FunkyChicken · 07-12-2007 12:25PM

That pube one is hilarious but disgusting. Cheeky_gal your "cheekiest things" are so WYLDE. You crazy crazy person you. Fake homework!!!!!!! Whatever next?

wutra · 07-12-2007 01:26PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

You'll be glad to know I don't make a habit of winking - I look wrong when I wink. I don't particularly like winkers myself, but this was just perfect timing and a sort of you-had-to-be-there-moment. The guy was genuinely lost-for-words and embarrassed, it was great, he knows I'm not a sleaze too.

i think this reads a lot better is you change the "i's" to "a" in the bold type.

cance · 07-12-2007 01:29PM

FunkyChicken wrote: »

That pube one is hilarious but disgusting. Cheeky_gal your "cheekiest things" are so WYLDE. You crazy crazy person you. Fake homework!!!!!!! Whatever next?

my sarcasmeter just blew up!

s_carnage · 07-12-2007 01:40PM

At school years ago, i scanned a fiver into the school computers and then printed it out on normal paper. Then went to the school canteen and bought a heap of bars for everyone with it.

I was the milky bar kid for the day!!!

Oh yeah i only scanned one side of the fiver so the other side was plain white so needless to say i got caught!!!!

floydmoon1 · 07-12-2007 02:37PM

Go into tesco regularly and pick up the expensive tim horton donoughts.when you go to self service checkout just select the cheap tesco donoughts.seems to be the same weight.yummy:D

RandolphEsq · 07-12-2007 04:36PM

Unscrewing the salt shaker in places entertains me

mac1970 · 07-12-2007 04:56PM

When i was cheffing in London we had a few ladies in the kitchen we dspised so we got some chillies and unravvelled the toilet paper and rubbed the chillies and waited. About two hours later we heard the most un merciful scream when one of the girls went running through the kitchen in tears. She never did admit to what was wrong but we were in creases

Bitz n Pieces · 07-12-2007 05:47PM

I was once at a really boring family meal, me and my boyfriend were feeling really frisky so I started feeling something under the table, it got really heated, he even managed to open his fly under the table without anybody noticing, I carried on chatting to everyone as normal, needless to say my boyf went quiet for a while, we sneaked off to the bathroom soon after and I finished him off. Good Times!!!

Cheeky_gal · 07-12-2007 07:02PM

FunkyChicken wrote: »

That pube one is hilarious but disgusting. Cheeky_gal your "cheekiest things" are so WYLDE. You crazy crazy person you. Fake homework!!!!!!! Whatever next?

I know eh!!!!! Cant control myself...

Statso · 07-12-2007 07:30PM

nerin wrote: »

dont laugh!it hasnt been 28 years yet!

Hahahaha i get it!

froosh69 · 07-12-2007 09:41PM

was at a club a while back with my ex-girlfriend. we didnt really get on that well and i was plannin to break up with her later that week. anyway, i drank a bit too much and ate something bad earlier in the day and I had to run out of the club and vomit.

She asked me where I went and I didn't bother to reply. Instead I just gave her a nice wet kiss. She almost threw up herself!!
good times.

GerryRyan · 07-12-2007 09:46PM

Bitz n Pieces wrote: »

I was once at a really boring family meal, me and my boyfriend were feeling really frisky so I started feeling something under the table, it got really heated, he even managed to open his fly under the table without anybody noticing, I carried on chatting to everyone as normal, needless to say my boyf went quiet for a while, we sneaked off to the bathroom soon after and I finished him off. Good Times!!!

Wow, great first post

Mr.Nice Guy · 07-12-2007 10:03PM

Bitz n Pieces wrote: »

I was once at a really boring family meal, me and my boyfriend were feeling really frisky so I started feeling something under the table, it got really heated, he even managed to open his fly under the table without anybody noticing, I carried on chatting to everyone as normal, needless to say my boyf went quiet for a while, we sneaked off to the bathroom soon after and I finished him off. Good Times!!!

I hope you washed your hands...

Lockstep · 07-12-2007 10:25PM

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

I hope you washed your hands...

No, she loves to continue eating with a taste of fish fingers.

gcgirl · 07-12-2007 10:43PM

Walking down from Killincarrage to greystones went through the golf course and robbed 2 flags from the greens!! when your drunk you do funny things and theres the cones as well!!

also peed in to the ex's orange juice and he never noticed!

SuperSean11 · 07-12-2007 10:48PM

gcgirl wrote: »

also peed in to the ex's orange juice and he never noticed!

Howd you manage that???:eek:

gcgirl · 07-12-2007 11:08PM

SuperSean11 wrote: »

Howd you manage that???:eek:

it was already in the glass and then just pee'd in to it!! i have to laugh when i think about it i am such a bitch!!

l3LoWnA · 07-12-2007 11:11PM

gcgirl wrote: »

also peed in to the ex's orange juice and he never noticed!

Good stuff, although, I do hope he deserved it! hehe

Nerin · 08-12-2007 11:15AM

Hahahaha i get it!

yay at last!!!!

:D:D

I was once at a really boring family meal, me and my boyfriend were feeling really frisky so I started feeling something under the table, it got really heated, he even managed to open his fly under the table without anybody noticing, I carried on chatting to everyone as normal, needless to say my boyf went quiet for a while, we sneaked off to the bathroom soon after and I finished him off. Good Times!!!

thats beautiful.

Lockstep · 08-12-2007 12:09PM

gcgirl wrote: »

also peed in to the ex's orange juice and he never noticed!

In fairness, it could've been a turn on for him.

gcgirl · 08-12-2007 12:21PM

he totally deserved it the cheating swine!

:D

Jesus Wept · 08-12-2007 12:32PM

niceirishfella wrote: »

I did'nt do this mayself but i know of a bloke who worked in an office and he took the bottle of water of the water cooler,dropped his pants,pulled a nice big PUBIC hair from his minge and popped it into the water bottle and then put the water bottle back on the tower.

He did'nt tell anyone he did this for ages, till nearly all the water was drank.........and then he SENT AN EMAIL AROUND!!! People went to investigate and to be sure, at the bottom of the bottle was the nice big pubic hair there for all to see as proof he did it. He got a sick kick out of it.

If i was working there, I would have kicked the DOOGLE out of him.

Very funny guy tho'.

gcgirl wrote: »

Walking down from Killincarrage to greystones went through the golf course and robbed 2 flags from the greens!! when your drunk you do funny things and theres the cones as well!!

also peed in to the ex's orange juice and he never noticed!

It appears some people can't tell the difference between cheeky and vile.

Cheeky_gal · 08-12-2007 01:35PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

It appears some people can't tell the difference between cheeky and vile.

Gonna agree with ****face on this one......you people disgust me. Shoo, no need for those types of carry ons now. And to the "under the table" story, wouldn't really classify as cheeky now. That is all.

SuperSean11 · 08-12-2007 05:29PM

gcgirl wrote: »

it was already in the glass and then just pee'd in to it!! i have to laugh when i think about it i am such a bitch!!

By chance did he mention if it tasted any different:D

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