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Worst thing you have eaten when drunk?

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  • #32
    blah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭blah


    froosh69 wrote: »
    Without a moments hesitation I topped myself up with the rest of my can of Miller

    I love that you didn't even hesitate, you're a doer, not a thinker!

    As for me, I've eaten in Abrakebabra a couple of times :(


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    One of my ex's cock

    I'm still sick thinking about it


  • #34
    Procasinator
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    coolsmileygirl wrote: »
    One of my ex's cock

    I'm still sick thinking about it

    Haha, saying that is far less classy than actually doing it. Was there a reason why this one was particularly bad, or is it more of about the bloke attached to it?

    Unless you meant you ain't his chicken - it which case you are a monster!


  • #35
    Procasinator
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    emo!! wrote: »
    :eek: i do that when im not drunk, mmm love tamato sauce on everything!

    I like tomato sauce on a few things myself, but I draw the line when the food I'm eating tastes of nothing but tomato sauce.

    But fair enough, each to their own: as they say, tomato-tamato.

    Alright, I'll get my coat.


  • #36
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I once cooked 12 large vol au vent cases and ate them all in a flurry of crumbs. I have a weakness for pastry but it didn't sit well the next day at all!


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
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    The bloke attached to it of course



    The prick! :(


  • #38
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    D.T. Jesus wrote: »
    A candle. Not very nice.

    I did that before aswll. Not as nice as I thought it would be


  • #39
    Procasinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    coolsmileygirl wrote: »
    The bloke attached to it of course



    The prick! :(

    You should of literally ate it so, that would of learned him!


  • #40
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Damp cocaine.

    Only kidding I love to eat cold fried rice and pizza while drunk. Yummy.


  • #41
    Procasinator
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    D.T. Jesus wrote: »
    A candle. Not very nice.

    You burnt both wicks that night, didn't ya?

    I still can't find my damned coat.


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  • #42
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Used "fresh" chewing gum of the ground...

    :p


  • #43
    johnp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 736 ✭✭✭johnp


    Can home hammered. Wanted some cereal, but there was no milk.
    I had already put the cocopops in the bowl, so needed a milk substitute.


    Orange juice isn't a substitute for milk.


  • #44
    Procasinator
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    biko wrote: »
    Boards cencus

    Thread you meant to post to.:D


  • #45
    Reaps
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    HA!! I beat you all!! ive eaten a raw onion (like an apple) with the reddish skin on it and all - was very sick the next day - still cant eat onions!!


  • #46
    scaramanga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭scaramanga


    dog r cat dont know or want to know which one it was(in china btw)


  • #47
    mucker23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭mucker23


    twas june of this year and ate chicken nuggets gone off in jan 2005 :p:p


  • #48
    Mr.Plough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    half tub of curry chips which was used as an ashtray for 5 hours


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,040 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I ate a pink rose when i was pissed. tasted nice though.


  • #50
    !_Brian_!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭!_Brian_!


    A slug. Fresh off the streets of Waterford. Not plesant. Did get a tenner for it tho! lol


  • #51
    armour87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭armour87


    This is awful.

    Sneaked into the girls flat across the hall (always plenty o food)

    Poured myself a bowl of cereal and used the tiniest carton of 'milk' I ever seen.
    Of course this 'milk' turned out to be fresh cream. Only realised half way through the corn flakes.

    Nearly had a heart attack.


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  • #52
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    armour87 wrote: »
    This is awful.

    Poured myself a bowl of cereal and used the tiniest carton of 'milk' I ever seen.
    Of course this 'milk' turned out to be fresh cream.

    Nearly had a heart attack.

    You must be taking the p*ss with this! That sounds preeetty normal to me (well you know what I mean, cream and milk arent all that different). No one start on the difference!!!!!!!


  • #53
    armour87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭armour87


    Il start on the difference thank u very much cheeky! It was awful!

    Could u drink a glass of cream!!!


  • #54
    Kernel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    coolsmileygirl wrote: »
    The bloke attached to it of course



    The prick! :(

    Ah now CSG, it wasn't all bad. We had our happy times.

    Anyway, for a dare I know a guy who chugged half a bottle of olive oil after a long session. I guess it helped the puke to flow out more easily some seconds later.............. :eek:


  • #55
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    armour87 wrote: »
    Il start on the difference thank u very much cheeky! It was awful!

    Could u drink a glass of cream!!!

    I wouldn't but I'd say I could...depending on what was in it for me...

    Anyhu, that's different. You had the cream with cereal so it couldn't have been that bad. Dja know what though, aaaaaaw, cute the fact this is one of the worst things you've ever eaten drunk. :D


  • #56
    [Deleted User]
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    Man **** this, I remember a few years ago I had been out with my x god bless her and pissed as **** ( well me anyway) when we got back to her place.

    I was drunk and messy, talking ****e and dying for a munch, alas, I open up the fridge, grab out the bag of avonmore grated cheese and started scoffing :d

    She's there stop will ya, wait, typically thinking she just wanted to save it for something combined with....


    Then after a few seconds of me turning away from her hiding thje cheese, she grabs it off me, shreeks - look! at which I observed the opening of the bag only to notice that the bloody cheese was by now green it had been there tha long :(


    felt a right plank and obviously sickly, although it was all in my mind as it actually didn't taste thaty bad.



    It's probably something that would have been forgotten only for her good self reminded me the next day lol


  • #57
    rain on
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    i got beaten to the mickey post, so the worst thing i've ever seen someone eat was when i was having some crunchy nut corn flakes after getting back from the pub, and my friend took me to task for not finishing the milk, so i gave him the milk, and he added some cornflour, an egg, whiskey, chili flakes, salt, pepper, honey, and a few other things that i seem to have blocked out, whipped it all up in the bowl, microwaved it and ate it. he looked pretty upset afterwards.


  • #58
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    fried cockroach


  • #59
    marcsignal
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    horse meat

    got the runs BAD :mad:


  • #60
    rain on
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    oh my old housemate tried to make an onion sandwich one night but he made a hyacinth bulb sandwich instead by mistake. didn't even realise until the next day.


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  • #61
    twanda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭twanda


    One night my mother and father came back from the pub and she proceeded to devour the leftovers of a chinese delivery we had ordered earlier that evening. What she didn't notice is that my sister had been using one of the small silver trays of leftover food as an ashtray....she remembered thinking that the cigarette buts were croutons apparantly....:D The woman would eat anything when she's drunk


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