Worst thing you have eaten when drunk?

Prefect_1998

i heard a story of my brother eating: peas, mayo and gravy as a drunk snack...:D

anyone have anything better?

go on you know you have

ronan

halfinch

Cold Pizza & Peanut Buttter

Procasinator

Not especially shocking but I knew a girl who had a love for tomato sauce. Used to come home and have sweetcorn and sauce, bread and sauce, etc.

A mate of mine would dip his cheeseburger into a strawberry milkshake before taking a bite.... sober though, so a bit offtopic.

KingOfFairview

Raw mushroom wrapped in an Easi-single

xzanti

Me and my friend used to come back to my house after town when we were about*ahem* over 18, after a night on the lash, and on more than one occasion we put raw chicken burgers in the microwave for a few minutes and then devoured them.. Twas only after the one of us was sick the following day did we twig what the problem was lol

admiralofthefleet

danielle_door wrote: »

i heard a story of my brother eating: peas, mayo and gravy as a drunk snack...:

that sounds lovely!

i have eaten 2 days old garlic bread and chips recently

RxQueen

Procasinator wrote: »

Not especially shocking but I knew a girl who had a love for tomato sauce. Used to come home and have sweetcorn and sauce, bread and sauce, etc.

:eek: i do that when im not drunk, mmm love tamato sauce on everything!

bman

I went through a "phase" of eating garlic and cheese chips with a portion of curry thrown in as well. Tried it there a while ago just to see if i still liked it. I didn't.

kev_s88

mouldy cheese on one occasion.....

half cooked chicken-wing that was slightly blue was another
that really didnt go down well with the dodgy booze-filled stomach

baztard

I used to eat spiders for money when I was drunk and skint.

Prefect_1998

i dont want made up stories:D mushroom and a easy single... thats pretty bad...

what about a little round shepards pie in between 2 slices of batch with taco sauce....

nice

ronan

Mr. CooL ICE

A slug. Horrible bet to lose

Archeron

Pieces of cadburys caramel bar (the one with the sexy rabbit) dipped into curry gracy sauce from a chipper. Washed down with a strawberry milkshake with vodka in it. Not advisable.

Rhyme

An entire tub of peanut butter (crunchy) and 11 back-to-back episodes of Harvey Birdman.

Perhaps not 'gross' but definitely a bit sickening.

Borneo Fnctn

Yore ma I suppose.

Prefect_1998

the nights you have had no money to get anything when out so you get nightlink home thinking about a fridgeful of treats,
but when you get ther you get desperate as it is bascially empty so the worst of the worst is de-frozen, or heated up and then eaten , like flowers in a bathroom, with shame

RxQueen

danielle_door wrote: »

the nights you have had no money to get anything when out so you get nightlink home thinking about a fridgeful of treats,
but when you get ther you get desperate as it is bascially empty so the worst of the worst is de-frozen, or heated up and then eaten , like flowers in a bathroom, with shame

id rahter starve to be honest,

GhostInTheRuins

A candle. Not very nice.

Prefect_1998

:rolleyes: some people dont have that self control as they get home gagging for some salt or grease

Lenin

jackpalance wrote: »

Yore ma I suppose.

Beat me to it.

Prefect_1998

my ma prefers to eaten out rather than in

biko

Boards cencus

halfinch

danielle_door wrote: »

my ma prefers to eaten out rather than in

that wasnt even whitty

froosh69

drunkenly made myself a cup of tea once and spilled half of it by accident.
Without a moments hesitation I topped myself up with the rest of my can of Miller
yummy

Lil' Smiler

eurgh i knew someone once who ate manky manky stuff

as toasted spaghetti bolognese, cheese & coleslaw sandwich

my mum mixes ketchup in with stew which i find manky

we havea spanish girl staying with us who eats mashed roast potatoes with gravy, ketchup and mayonnaise


..eurggggggghHhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Prefect_1998

i know sorry:o

arseagon

Anything from abrekebra.

Shamo

arseagon wrote: »

Anything from abrekebra.

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halfinch

mmmm abrakebabra is loverly

clg23

rabbit food thought it was muesli..

Nevyn

Yore Ma!

blah

froosh69 wrote: »

Without a moments hesitation I topped myself up with the rest of my can of Miller

I love that you didn't even hesitate, you're a doer, not a thinker!

As for me, I've eaten in Abrakebabra a couple of times

One of my ex's cock

I'm still sick thinking about it

Procasinator

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

One of my ex's cock

I'm still sick thinking about it

Haha, saying that is far less classy than actually doing it. Was there a reason why this one was particularly bad, or is it more of about the bloke attached to it?

Unless you meant you ain't his chicken - it which case you are a monster!

Procasinator

emo!! wrote: »

:eek: i do that when im not drunk, mmm love tamato sauce on everything!

I like tomato sauce on a few things myself, but I draw the line when the food I'm eating tastes of nothing but tomato sauce.

But fair enough, each to their own: as they say, tomato-tamato.

Alright, I'll get my coat.

watna

I once cooked 12 large vol au vent cases and ate them all in a flurry of crumbs. I have a weakness for pastry but it didn't sit well the next day at all!

The bloke attached to it of course



The prick!

starn

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

A candle. Not very nice.

I did that before aswll. Not as nice as I thought it would be

Procasinator

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

The bloke attached to it of course



The prick!

You should of literally ate it so, that would of learned him!

Lux23

Damp cocaine.

Only kidding I love to eat cold fried rice and pizza while drunk. Yummy.

Procasinator

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

A candle. Not very nice.

You burnt both wicks that night, didn't ya?

I still can't find my damned coat.

Cheeky_gal

Used "fresh" chewing gum of the ground...

johnp

Can home hammered. Wanted some cereal, but there was no milk.
I had already put the cocopops in the bowl, so needed a milk substitute.


Orange juice isn't a substitute for milk.

Procasinator

biko wrote: »

Boards cencus

Thread you meant to post to.:D

Reaps

HA!! I beat you all!! ive eaten a raw onion (like an apple) with the reddish skin on it and all - was very sick the next day - still cant eat onions!!

scaramanga

dog r cat dont know or want to know which one it was(in china btw)

mucker23

twas june of this year and ate chicken nuggets gone off in jan 2005

Mr.Plough

half tub of curry chips which was used as an ashtray for 5 hours

I ate a pink rose when i was pissed. tasted nice though.

!_Brian_!

A slug. Fresh off the streets of Waterford. Not plesant. Did get a tenner for it tho! lol

armour87

This is awful.

Sneaked into the girls flat across the hall (always plenty o food)

Poured myself a bowl of cereal and used the tiniest carton of 'milk' I ever seen.
Of course this 'milk' turned out to be fresh cream. Only realised half way through the corn flakes.

Nearly had a heart attack.