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Good looking and stupid or intelligent and average?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    More importantly, who voted for owns a boat?

    My boyfriends father owns a boat, well actually it's more like a yacht.
    He sometimes brings me there to have sex, i love it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    lucyburn wrote: »
    My boyfriends father owns a boat, well actually it's more like a yacht.
    He sometimes brings me there to have sex, i love it.

    So you play the wench to his pirate?

    Yahhhrrr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    So you play the wench to his pirate?

    Yahhhrrr

    I would laugh but that doesn't really make much sense.
    Try and be more funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    lucyburn wrote: »
    I think i've got the whole package-intelligent and good looking.
    lucyburn wrote: »
    I am modest, but the truths the truth.
    Why should i lie about my beauty and intelligence?
    I suspect that your not very attractive.
    lucyburn wrote: »
    I've been told many many times by many many people.
    And i've just seen a picture of you on the 'know your nerds' thread, and i was right about you.:p
    lucyburn wrote: »
    That's very rude, i bet you don't even have a girlfriend.
    And i don't care what you think either.
    You're now on my ignore list.

    Goodbye.
    lucyburn wrote: »
    You sound extremely insecure, don't worry I'm sure there's a girl out there for you somewhere.
    lucyburn wrote: »
    My boyfriends father owns a boat, well actually it's more like a yacht.
    He sometimes brings me there to have sex, i love it.

    Sorry I guess your total lack of modesty has me off my game.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    Sorry I guess your total lack of modesty has me off my game.

    I don't get you.
    what are you trying to say?:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    lucyburn wrote: »
    I don't get you.
    what are you trying to say?:confused:

    Bad day love? Row with the boyfriend?

    I was joking. Boat. Pirates. Get it? No? Ok, no need to be offended. CHEER UP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    lucyburn wrote: »
    My boyfriends father owns a boat, well actually it's more like a yacht.
    He sometimes brings me there to have sex, i love it.

    Yep. Only a stupid person would think that would impress people somehow.

    An intelligent person would have sex in a wax museum with a ballet dancer and not tell anyone about it.... oh wait... crap...


    EDIT: Sorry for the lateness of my reply, but I was out socialising for the evening. I had to turn down the advances of 2 females and 1 male... I only mention that to highlight the subjectiveness of physical human attractive qualities.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭The Chessplayer


    I like to think that girls can get the best of both worlds with myself.:D

    Stupidity is an unforgivable crime, but it's a 6 of 1, half-dozen of the other conundrum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭el diablo


    lucyburn wrote: »
    I think i've got the whole package-intelligent and good looking.

    you certainly haven't brought your intelligence to this thread. I've read your posts.:rolleyes:

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 CaptainCharisma


    This thread has descended into madness, anger and is rapidly heading into self-parody. Gold stars all round!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    el diablo wrote: »
    you certainly haven't brought your intelligence to this thread. I've read your posts.:rolleyes:

    You're no Einstein yourself mate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    Yep. Only a stupid person would think that would impress people somehow.

    An intelligent person would have sex in a wax museum with a ballet dancer and not tell anyone about it.... oh wait... crap...


    EDIT: Sorry for the lateness of my reply, but I was out socialising for the evening. I had to turn down the advances of 2 females and 1 male... I only mention that to highlight the subjectiveness of physical human attractive qualities.

    I'm not trying to impress anybody Mr Monkey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    lucyburn wrote: »
    I'm not trying to impress anybody Mr Monkey.

    You have succeeded.

    OK to the Poll, I voted average and intelligent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    Voted for 'Average and Intelligent' aswell.

    I like intelligence in a person..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,276 ✭✭✭Alessandra


    Definitely average and intelligent for me. Attraction has more to do with the overall package for me. Personality, conversation, intellect and wit. Met this really aesthetically pleasing guy recently but once I got to know him realised he was shallow and stupid and hadn't a clue about current affairs. The chat dried up. His idea of catching up on the news was to check out the tabloid page 3 girl :eek: Now a person doesn't have to have gone to college to be intelligent, just be knowledegable in other ways such as in their profession, general knowledge etc. Prefer a normal guy with a great conversational skill because at the end of the day looks aren't even that important. If the person stimulates your mind thats enough IMO.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    lucyburn wrote: »
    You're no Einstein yourself mate.
    He never claimed to be. You did, despite the evidence in this thread and your other posts suggesting otherwise. I guess if you were as intelligent as you say you are you probably wouldn't have responded so foolishly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭el diablo


    Binomate wrote: »
    He never claimed to be. You did, despite the evidence in this thread and your other posts suggesting otherwise. I guess if you were as intelligent as you say you are you probably wouldn't have responded so foolishly.

    exactly....:)

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    TBH, the option I hoped for was "willing to ..." :D

    Long term, you need good looks, no-one wants ugly kids, and no-one wants a moron either. So, not too smart, not too ugly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Bob in Belfast


    I voted intelligent and average.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Oswald Osbourne


    It's obvious all the people who voted "intelligent and average" just don't have the belief that they could score a good looking burd.

    Personally I'd go for good looking and dumb. Just cos the burd is dumb doesn't mean you automatically couldn't enjoy a good time with her (and I'm not just talking in the sack).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    lucyburn wrote: »
    My boyfriends father owns a boat, He sometimes brings me there to have sex, i love it.

    Your boyfriends Da???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭el diablo


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    Your boyfriends Da???

    :D I didn't spot that the first time I read it.

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    el diablo wrote: »
    :D I didn't spot that the first time I read it.

    Yeah what's the big deal?
    Do you not have a father?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,539 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    lucyburn wrote: »
    Yeah what's the big deal?
    Do you not have a father?

    It's bad grammar. Read literally it is:

    My boyfriends father owns a boat, He (your boyfriend's father) sometimes brings me there to have sex, i love it.

    ________________

    Intelligent and average, but I should say that a good personality increases physical attractiveness while a bad one diminishes it. So a girl you originally think is gorgeous may become average because of her lack of anything interesting to say, while a person who you might not have even noticed straight off can become physically beautiful (in your eyes) because of their personality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    It's bad grammar. Read literally it is:

    My boyfriends father owns a boat, He (your boyfriend's father) sometimes brings me there to have sex, i love it.


    And what's wrong with that?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,539 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    lucyburn wrote: »
    And what's wrong with that?

    I'm working on the apparently false assumption that you aren't knocking boots with 2 generations of the same family. There's nothing wrong with having sex with your boyfriend's father, unless your boyfriend is watching or participating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭el diablo


    lucyburn wrote: »
    And what's wrong with that?

    now you're back-pedalling. that's not what you meant originally.:rolleyes:

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Bob in Belfast


    lucyburn wrote: »
    And what's wrong with that?


    :rolleyes: women
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭uptherebels


    Rob_l wrote: »
    I like stupid women they make me feel good about my own limited intelligence but Im an equal oppurtunities employer I take ugle and stupid women as well as the good looking smart ones

    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 queenlex


    moco wrote: »
    I know loads of good looking intelligent girls.


    In Ireland? Seriously???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 queenlex


    Honestly, this thread is unintelligent.

    It's operating from the premise that you'd get on better with someone of a higher intelligence, than someone of a lower intelligence, which is frankly, a load of old bollocks. Seriously, you guys think an intelligent woman can't be an outright insufferable c*nting b*tch? Likewise, a woman who might be a bit of a dullard could be the nicest, most affectionate person and you could really love.

    It's also going under the notion that looks and intelligent are inversely proportionate. The sheer amount of hideous geebags running around slathered in fake tan and can barely string a few words together would seriously disprove this theory.

    A lot of your comments are so true. I would regard the main trait of a geebag as being rude and there are plenty of rude young ones around these days! Over confidence/arrogance would be rude to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,315 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Wow, lucyburn, you're making a lot of friends around here!

    Studying Orts in UCD by any chance?


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