The Girls (+ Pighead) Silly Quotes Thread

Pighead · 30-11-2007 10:53AM #1

Everybody knows that chicks are good for 2 things. Lovemaking and laughing at.

Theres probably enough threads about riding already so Pighead decided to start a thread on the silly stuff they say that make you laugh out loud and wonder how anybody could be so goddamn thick.

Pighead and an Ex-Girlfriend were walking hand in hand along the beach a few years back enjoying the beautiful sunshine and the wonderful scenery. It was the most perfect day and we were in the midst of the most comforatble of silences when out of nowhere she ruined everything by turning around and asking "Are Pigeons and Seagulls the same thing?"

Dumped the stupid cow there and then.

lezizi · 30-11-2007 11:17AM

I asked my boyfriend was Africa a country, i thought all the places in Africa were countys of Africa ha ha, County Zimbabwe. Then i asked was Russia a continent.
Needless to say i felt pretty stupid.

Xavi6 · 30-11-2007 11:22AM

My girlfriend got really worried when filling out a travel insurance policy as the country she was travelling to wasn't listed. Holland was nowhere to be seen so she got into a massive panic. Of course The Netherlands was 6 countries down.

star-pants · 30-11-2007 11:24AM

Asked my older sister once if she knew what H2O was.... she said "eh..how would I know? I don't do science"

chopperbyrne · 30-11-2007 11:26AM

star-pants wrote: »

Asked my older sister once if she knew what H20 was.... she said "eh..how would I know? I don't do science"

What's wrong with that? Okay, most people know it, but if you never took any science classes you might not know it.

Femelade · 30-11-2007 11:27AM

i remember a girl on here was amazed that the first episode of prison break and the first episode of Lost had the same name....pilot!

Terry · 30-11-2007 11:29AM

I don't do science, but I know what H2SO4 is. Sometimes people store useless information.

I don't know what H20 is though.

star-pants · 30-11-2007 11:30AM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

What's wrong with that? Okay, most people know it, but if you never took any science classes you might not know it.

valid point actually.. I just found it funny - most people do know what it is though

edit - tis water terry (but i've a feeling you knew that)

auggie2k · 30-11-2007 11:31AM

I heard a girl on the bus recently say out quite loudly...

"I thought Spongebob was a cheese" - this girl was in college!

Radharc na Sleibhte · 30-11-2007 11:38AM

lezizi wrote: »

I asked my boyfriend was Africa a country, i thought all the places in Africa were countys of Africa ha ha, County Zimbabwe.

Thats actually a really good viewpoint, stupid and funny, but at the same time, I see where you were coming from.

Terry · 30-11-2007 11:38AM

star-pants wrote: »

valid point actually.. I just found it funny - most people do know what it is though

edit - tis water terry (but i've a feeling you knew that)

H2O is water.
H20 is not.

RxQueen · 30-11-2007 11:40AM

thought Navan was a county:rolleyes: also never realised until this year that there was only 29 days february.... the shame

Pighead · 30-11-2007 11:41AM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

What's wrong with that? Okay, most people know it, but if you never took any science classes you might not know it.

Ah c'mon who the hell doesn't know what H2O is? Theres tribes in the deepest forests of the Amazonian jungle who know what H2O is and Pigheads pretty sure they haven't been to science class.

Mr. Incognito · 30-11-2007 11:41AM

"Will this make me pregnant"?

Ha ha. Fool.

layke · 30-11-2007 11:42AM

Few years ago at the back of the 49 bus two Tallaghtfornian girls get on.
Don't remember how the conversations started but basically one of them refused to believe her mate that there was such a thing as 'coleslaw'.

Would ya 'Foooooowk aufffff', 'ax me howel'.

Spud83 · 30-11-2007 11:42AM

emo!! wrote: »

also never realised until this year that there was only 29 days february.... the shame

:eek:

lezizi · 30-11-2007 11:43AM

MikeySligo wrote: »

lezizi wrote: »

I asked my boyfriend was Africa a country, i thought all the places in Africa were countys of Africa ha ha, County Zimbabwe.

Thats actually a really good viewpoint, stupid and funny, but at the same time, I see where you were coming from.

Thanks i feel better about it now ha ha, maybe I'm not that stupid afterall:p

star-pants · 30-11-2007 11:43AM

Terry wrote: »

H2O is water.
H20 is not.

I don't really have any saving response to that...
I bow to your superiority and my accidental stupidity.

connundrum · 30-11-2007 11:46AM

star-pants wrote: »

I don't really have any saving response to that...
I bow to your superiority and my accidental stupidity.

You shall be known as a silly girl from now on.

I constantly have to remind girls of which hand is actually their left hand. Must be a gene thing.

Radharc na Sleibhte · 30-11-2007 11:46AM

lezizi wrote: »

Thanks i feel better about it now ha ha, maybe I'm not that stupid afterall:p

HA, don't get me wrong, it's still pretty stupid and funny, but you're obvious thought behind makes it even more funny!

Terry · 30-11-2007 11:47AM

star-pants wrote: »

I don't really have any saving response to that...
I bow to your superiority and my accidental stupidity.

While you're down there...

emo!! wrote:

thought Navan was a county:rolleyes: also never realised until this year that there was only 29 days february.... the shame

LOL.

Pighead · 30-11-2007 11:49AM

emo!! wrote: »

thought Navan was a county:rolleyes: also never realised until this year that there was only 29 days february.... the shame

Theres only 28 days in February next year. Thats really gonna fcuk your poor little brain up. It may even explode. Be careful out there.

Radharc na Sleibhte · 30-11-2007 11:51AM

Terry wrote: »

While you're down there...

See can you figure out how to work this......????

zuutroy · 30-11-2007 11:51AM

An ex of mine thought they turned Niagara Falls off at night....seriously...

watna · 30-11-2007 11:51AM

This guy I was seeing a few years ago was a bit on the slow side. His parents had been to Amsterdam and he was going on and on about it. He kept telling me that his dad had been to Anne Frank's house and wasn't that great. He told me about 5 times. Then he looked at me with really puzzled eyes and said but who is Anne Frank? i know she has a house or something for some reason. It was one of the most bizarre confersations I've ever had. That was the end of that! I like my men smart, and the thing is he had an A1 in leaving cert history. That says a lot anyway!

Lola123 · 30-11-2007 11:58AM

"what flavour is water?"
"what's the time difference between here and london"?
These were serious questions asked by girls i know (not me though, I'm REAL smart!

)
And most recently, my friend asked her dad "what was your name before you got married".
:eek:

ekevosu · 30-11-2007 12:01PM

Pighead wrote: »

Theres only 28 days in February next year. Thats really gonna fcuk your poor little brain up. It may even explode. Be careful out there.

29 next year isn't there?

I've heard of a girl many years ago in a secondary school english class asking the teacher perfectly seriously where shakespeare lived so she could write to him and ask him some questions about his plays.

chopperbyrne · 30-11-2007 12:02PM

connundrum wrote: »

You shall be known as a silly girl from now on.

I constantly have to remind girls of which hand is actually their left hand. Must be a gene thing.

My girlfriend has to wear a thumb ring on her left hand to know right from left.
It broke a few months ago and she's always getting confused now.

cson · 30-11-2007 12:03PM

Not really a silly girl quote but anyway...

I was in having a very romantic dinner with the GF in that bastion of fine cuisine that is McDonalds. So Dessert time comes along and of course McFlurrys are the order of the day. The GF wonders aloud how they get the bits of smarties into the McFlurrys. I tells her they just have normal packets of smarties/crunchies/dairy milks and they just smash them up with a hammer. So that was grand and all. A couple of weeks later we're in McDo's again, she asks the McWorker not to smash up the smarties in her McFlurry, just pour in the packet whole.

Not that funny to read, but it had me cracking up at the time.

RxQueen · 30-11-2007 12:05PM

Pighead wrote: »

Theres only 28 days in February next year. Thats really gonna fcuk your poor little brain up. It may even explode. Be careful out there.

oh god, im just coming to terms with the whole 29days thing, jaysus things always change just as i get used to them!!:eek:

threebeards · 30-11-2007 12:11PM

2 classics - both 100% true and both by the same girl. She's the wife of a friend of mine and a great girl but she tends to put her feet in it on a reasonably regular basis. For the examples I'm going to give I'm gonna call her Paula and her husband Brian:

Example 1.
Walking down the street one night - it was p1ssing rain and Brian and Paula were huddled under an umbrella. A Romanian Gypsy comes towards them but Paula had the umbrella in front of her face so couldn't see:

Romanian: "Buy rose, buy rose"
Brian: "no" (or something not quite as polite!!)
Paula: "what was she selling Brian?"
Brian: "what do you think she was selling?"
Paula: "ah......biros?"

Example 2.
Brian and Paula were in the process of arranging and organising their wedding. At about the same time, myself and my wife were also planning our wedding. We were getting married a couple of months after Brian and Paula so Paula and my wife (let's call her Katy French

) were comparing notes. The first conversation is between Katy and a member of a string quartet and the second is the subsequent conversation between Katy and Paula.

Katy: "Hi, I'd like to book you for our wedding on July 31st next year"
Musician: "just let me look at the diary.....yeah we're free that day - will I put you down?"
Katy: "yeah - how much do you charge?"
Musician: "€450"
Katy: "that's fine. How many.........oh sorry, I was nearly going to ask how many of you are in the quartet"

Katy: "I booked a string quartet today for the wedding"
Paula: "Brilliant, is it the same quartet as the ones we booked?"
Katy: "I think so. I was so embarrassed, I started to ask him how many were in the quartet when it dawned on me that a quartet is obviously 4"
Paula: [blushing] "oh God"
Katy: "What?"
Paula: "I did ask how many of them there were - I was wondering why he was laughing"

She still gets the p1ss taken out of her about both things.

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