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The Pighead Question

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  • #62
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    The Strike Team never sleeps.....If piggy is allowed back in, we will be keeping a very very very close eye on him. ;)


  • #63
    legspin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    No Tom it is not fair to lull people into a false sense of security like that,
    by the way does anyone have some cricket knee pads ?

    I need them for the next beers.

    I have cricket pads ( I assume you are talking about the full leg pads here ), but I would not advise them for a beers. They are difficult enough to move in while sober.


  • #64
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Let him back in, he's funney. Its not like anyone takes him seriously is it?


  • #65
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Has he been let back in yet?

    We can hardly justify a ban on "Poster of the Year 2007" for what he does best.


  • #66
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    I voted yes, but a better question might be "Why would Pighead want to be allowed back in?"


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  • #67
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    I voted yes, but a better question might be "Why would Pighead want to be allowed back in?"

    he asked to be let back in. :rolleyes:


  • #68
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    maple wrote: »
    he asked to be let back in. :rolleyes:
    He has realised the error of his ways and the lure of this place was just too much for him.


  • #69
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    smashey wrote: »
    He has realised the error of his ways and the lure of this place was just too much for him.

    too true brother, too true.


  • #70
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hill Billy wrote: »
    The sooner your todger is wãnk-fit & your hands gainfully re-employed again the better. That post was way too long.
    I was thinking it, but you said it soooooo much better! :D
    tallaght01 wrote: »
    That's what they say about me todger too :p
    O_o

    I didn't know they had pygmies in NZ??


    Oh, and OT, Pigarse makes me laugh.


  • #71
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,621 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    In accordance with the poll, The Pighead One has been freed.


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  • #72
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,850 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Welcome back Pighead.


  • #73
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Welcome back Pighead ! Now don't fcuk up ! ;)


  • #74
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Now don't fcuk up ! ;)

    Oh don't worry. He won't.


  • #75
    ibh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh


    tom dunne wrote: »
    Oh don't worry. He won't.

    How come??? Go on tell us...:D


  • #76
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead would first of all like to thank the 67 beautiful people who voted for the 3 month ban to be finally lifted, the other 25 of you can suck Pigheads sweaty testicles (only joking buddies, Pighead loves you misguided fools as well)

    Its been an emotional few months for yours truly. Wanting to apologise for the harsh words and crude comments made in the early days of BGRH but unable to do so because of the gagging order. Rest assured its a more mature more tolerant Pighead you see here today. Pighead realises that fat fcukers need loving too and baldie cnuts aren't just here to be pointed and laughed at.

    Pighead will embrace the spirit of the forum as best he can and over the Christmas period there may even be the first baby steps towards creating my very own beer belly. Anyway as a token of Pigheads love and affection for all you lazy BGRH'ers heres a little pressie from me to you.xxx

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/445498/robotic_beer_launching_refrigerator/


  • #77
    ibh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh


    Pighead wrote: »
    Anyway as a token of Pigheads love and affection for all you lazy BGRH'ers heres a little pressie from me to you.xxx

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/445498/robotic_beer_launching_refrigerator/


    Ok, I can see one fatal flaw with this beer launcher. It's a can of 'Miller Lite' that it's launching. Unless there is a guarantee that it can launch proper drinks, then i won't be purchasing it.
    I will however, spend the weekend trying to make my own version of this for cans of Harp and Heineken, I will also consider a summer adaptation for Bulmers.


  • #78
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Pighead wrote: »

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/445498/robotic_beer_launching_refrigerator/

    Why doesn't the dosy fúcker just have the fridge beside the sofa?!

    Imagine all the man hours he wasted building such a thing, when he could of just told his wimmen to move the fridge.

    Also, the launching and catching is bound to mean that the can will need time to settle before being opened. Time we don't have.

    Complete amature tbh.


  • #79
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Well said Brother.


  • #80
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Welcome back pighead!


  • #81
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,226 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead would first of all like to thank the 67 beautiful people who voted for the 3 month ban to be finally lifted, the other 25 of you can suck Pigheads sweaty testicles (only joking buddies, Pighead loves you misguided fools as well)

    Its been an emotional few months for yours truly. Wanting to apologise for the harsh words and crude comments made in the early days of BGRH but unable to do so because of the gagging order. Rest assured its a more mature more tolerant Pighead you see here today. Pighead realises that fat fcukers need loving too and baldie cnuts aren't just here to be pointed and laughed at.

    Pighead will embrace the spirit of the forum as best he can and over the Christmas period there may even be the first baby steps towards creating my very own beer belly. Anyway as a token of Pigheads love and affection for all you lazy BGRH'ers heres a little pressie from me to you.xxx

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/445498/robotic_beer_launching_refrigerator/

    You still haven't apologised though. :D


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  • #82
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I hope this doesn't mean you will stop sniffing around in Patsy, Piggie. Or were we all just used by you :(?


  • #83
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    WB Pighead - OK, the Miller Lite is questionable, but imo, it's a step in the right direction.

    I look forward to Pighead's posts in BGRH. Let bygones be bygones in true BGRH style.
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  • #84
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Why doesn't the dosy fúcker just have the fridge beside the sofa?!

    Imagine all the man hours he wasted building such a thing, when he could of just told his wimmen to move the fridge.

    Also, the launching and catching is bound to mean that the can will need time to settle before being opened. Time we don't have.

    Complete amature tbh.

    Absolutely. And all that noise is going to disturb his telly watching.

    At least if the little woman is doing the ironing, you can tell her to take it to the kitchen where it belongs. Also, the waiting for the machine to dispense the beer is going to get frustrating.

    The man has the gist of a good idea (not getting up to get beer) but is going about it all the wrong way.

    What he's looking for there is something that slides a beer gently down a chute straight into an outsretched hand, thusly:
    47853.png
    Or, of course, shout "Woman! Where's me beer?". Or for later in the night, snap the tab in to the can and shake vigorously.


  • #85
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Slutmonkey57b wrote: »
    47853.png
    That red button is just out of reach. :p


  • #86
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    smashey wrote: »
    That red button is just out of reach. :p

    Ah, but as you can see brother, our protagonist does not have his arm fully extended.

    A brother never stretches lest he be in dire need.


  • #87
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    welcome back piggy. now play nice, okay:)


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