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The Pighead Question

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  • #32
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    I received this today by first class mail. It was written in that cool, ransom note way with individual letters cut from newspaper headlines glued onto a sheet of white paper.*
    IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN: In the name of Pighead and of the dead generations from which he receives his old tradition of porcinehood, Pighead, through us, summons his piglets to his flag and strikes for his freedom.

    Having organised and trained his pighood through his secret revolutionary organisation, the Pighead Freedom Front, and through ...

    it goes on like this for quite a while

    ...In this supreme hour the Brotherhood must, by its valour and discipline and by the readiness of its fried foods to sacrifice themselves for the common good, prove itself worthy by readmitting Pighead to the destiny to which he is called.



    In short, re-admit Pighead :)




    *complete fabrication tbh


  • #33
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    tom dunne wrote: »
    She is a big softie behind it all. Bark worse than bite, etc.

    ffs
    Tell everyone why don't ya!


  • #34
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    smashey wrote: »
    Free the piggy 1.

    LMAO. :D

    Let him back in, I reckon.


  • #35
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Free the Pig!

    He's good people!


  • #36
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    tom dunne wrote: »
    She is a big softie behind it all. Bark worse than bite, etc.

    No Tom it is not fair to lull people into a false sense of security like that,
    by the way does anyone have some cricket knee pads ?

    I need them for the next beers.


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  • #37
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    by the way does anyone have some cricket knee pads ?

    I need them for the next beers.
    The mind boggles. :D


  • #38
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    No Tom it is not fair to lull people into a false sense of security like that,
    by the way does anyone have some cricket knee pads ?

    I need them for the next beers.


    I'd say a suit of armour is more what you need.

    And some of those menopause tablets for you-know-who.


  • #39
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    tom dunne wrote: »
    And some of those menopause tablets for you-know-who.
    :eek:

    Fare well Brother Tom.

    Twas nice knowing you.


  • #40
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Four legs good.

    Readmit Pighead. The guy is a legend. End of story.


  • #41
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    DesF wrote: »
    :eek:

    Fare well Brother Tom.

    Twas nice knowing you.

    He's just hoping he can hide behind me.

    Lets face it Tom we may have to hide until she hits 6 vodakas, which should not be all that long.


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  • #42
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Lift the ban, Robbo :)


  • #43
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    He's just hoping he can hide behind me.

    Lets face it Tom we may have to hide until she hits 6 vodakas, which should not be all that long.
    Especially when she's drinking trebles.


  • #44
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,869 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Make with the pig already!!!!

    The man is too entertaining, and as mentioned before, trolling surely only works if a few conditions are met.

    1. People think the poster might be serious.
    2. The topic is serious.
    3. People on the forum have no sense of humour.

    Surely none of the above are true. We need more piggy insights and insult throwing. Make him a mod in fact I say, as he is a fine example to us all, despite him being from Louth.


  • #45
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,226 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    5starpool wrote: »
    Make with the pig already!!!!

    The man is too entertaining, and as mentioned before, trolling surely only works if a few conditions are met.

    1. People think the poster might be serious.
    2. The topic is serious.
    3. People on the forum have no sense of humour.

    Surely none of the above are true. We need more piggy insights and insult throwing. Make him a mod in fact I say, as he is a fine example to us all, despite him being from Louth.

    Please, there are plenty of serious topics in here. Like this one for example and............eh...............um........That guy who was thinking about eating dog food. That could have been serious, right?


  • #46
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,869 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Ah, no, there is a difference between serious and important. All threads here are important. What could be more important than seeing pictures of the wimmins in these parts, for example?


  • #47
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Threads like this are why I love this forum :)

    /sorry for that outburst of emotion, brothers (and honorary brothers). Won't happen again.


  • #48
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    We should give him probation, if he squeals or oinks out of place then it's over to Butcher Barney with him for next weekends sausages... and ham... and pork... and bacon... *drools*


  • #49
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,771 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    jester77 wrote: »
    We should give him probation, if he squeals or oinks out of place then it's over to Butcher Barney with him for next weekends sausages... and ham... and pork... and bacon... *drools*

    there is no point letting him in on probation, I only want him back if he is his old self. his normal assed posts on the soccer forum freak the bejaysus out of me.


  • #50
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Hagar wrote: »
    Four legs good.

    Readmit Pighead. The guy is a legend. End of story.

    wtf, Pighead can drink 25 pints of Theakston's Old Peculiar??

    Let him back in if that's the case:cool:

    He reminds me of thrush (In that he is an irritating ****) but he can be amusing at times.


  • #51
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    He reminds me of thrush (In that he is an irritating ****) but he can be amusing at times.

    trust is never amusing


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  • #52
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,771 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    irishbird wrote: »
    trust is never amusing

    freudian slip?


  • #53
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    wtf, Pighead can drink 25 pints of Theakston's Old Peculiar??

    Let him back in if that's the case:cool:

    He reminds me of thrush (In that he is an irritating ****) but he can be amusing at times.

    There is nowt amusing about thrush. I know IB got in there before me but i'm reiterating how unamusing it is.


  • #54
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    maple wrote: »
    There is nowt amusing about thrush. I know IB got in there before me but i'm reiterating how unamusing it is.

    good job this isn't personal issues then ;)


  • #55
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    good job this isn't personal issues then ;)

    apologies if i came across as a big fun sucker. :)

    but honestly thrush is no laughing matter. **shudders at memory**


  • #56
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    maple wrote: »
    but honestly thrush is no laughing matter. **shudders at memory**
    But it's only a little birdie.
    song-thrush.jpg


  • #57
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    I am voting yes, I don't mind if he want's to take the piss (as long as it's in the BG&RH spirit) as all the regulars here are more than able to take it and doubly able to dish it out. If he starts to troll without contributing then ban him permanently end of !*



    *Sorry if anyone has said the same, didn't have time to read all the responses as I am playing catchup for having the temerity to take yesterday off


  • #58
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    smashey wrote: »
    But it's only a little birdie.
    song-thrush.jpg

    evil creature. **throws tube of canesten at it**


  • #59
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Thrush is indeed no laughing matter.....but Syphilis is!!!


  • #60
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    I usually find the porcine one quite amusing.
    Sure, he goes a bit far at times, but usually in response to being insulted himself.

    Since he can always be kicked out again if he misbehaves, I'd say let him in. The fact he PM'ed to ask shows that he cares.


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  • #61
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,850 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    If we let him back in I suggest that the Mods &/or the Strike Team keep one of these close to hand. Just in case...

    offer_slicer_3.jpg


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