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Stupid signatures!

  • 01-11-2007 02:36PM
    #1
    yomchi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭


    I've seen some daft signatures on Boards lately!

    I have to laugh at those who quote themselves as some sort of philisophical genius or those that harp on with some kind of life coaching garble.

    Whats the most ridiculous you've seen?

    Hoping no one will be offended :p


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Comments

  • #2
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Mine is stupid, because I say "OUCH" all the time in Judo..


  • #3
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    This one is a bit silly tbh
    Sports Nutrition online
    ITF Taekwon-Do Dublin
    Martial Arts Ireland


  • #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I'll put my hand up too.
    Nobody, well almost nobody around here, can read Norwegian so it's a bit pointless really.


  • #5
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Mine has some sound investment advice!


  • #6
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,068 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Mine is a quote from "Clerks", I think. I can't really remember.
    I have sigs turned off.


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  • #7
    yomchi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    DesF wrote: »
    This one is a bit silly tbh

    Why was I expecting that :rolleyes:


  • #8
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Jon wrote: »
    Why was I expecting that :rolleyes:

    When Dylan Scally gets ya, ya won't get off so light :D


  • #9
    yomchi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    Lmao :)


  • #10
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Jon wrote: »
    Lmao :)



    You'll be laughing on the other side of your face (as they say in Cabra), when the 'monster from the bog' gives you one of his deadly mule kicks.

    Just you wait.


  • #11
    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    What's worse is when somebody actually signs the end of their post. What's the point? We know what your name is.

    Ninja_scrotum


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  • #12
    cjt156
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭cjt156


    Minimalist config.
    None of your silly sigs and avatars; you're the only one who finds them interesting.


  • #13
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I found your sig more interesting than your post. ;)


  • #14
    yomchi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    Mairt wrote: »
    You'll be laughing on the other side of your face (as they say in Cabra), when the 'monster from the bog' gives you one of his deadly mule kicks.

    Just you wait.

    I've gone into hiding - Salmon Rushdie will be found before me :D


  • #15
    Ginger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,929 ✭✭✭Ginger


    Hagar wrote: »
    I'll put my hand up too.
    Nobody, well almost nobody around here, can read Norwegian so it's a bit pointless really.


    DOesnt it something about Behave or feel my wrath.. my norwegian sucks at the moment


  • #16
    youcancallmeal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,200 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    Somebody made mine and PM'd it to me. I deleted the PM and now I cant remember who it was?


  • #17
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Spot on. :D "Thor's Hammer says 'Behave or feel my wrath'".


  • #18
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Anything that logs how long you've played Counterstrike or some other game for. This is not something to brag about. You may as well have a masturbation counter.


  • #19
    Ginger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,929 ✭✭✭Ginger


    I was think it was something like that.. just forgot about the hammer.. hey hey maybe my norwegian doesnt suck so bad!


  • #20
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    These signatures are a load of arse! That's not my handwriting I signed nothing.. It'll never hold up in court.


  • #21
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    I have a problem with sigs that detail every little bit of someone's rig, whether its for gaming or playing guitar.

    "AMD 64 xd300 LMAO | 6TB SATA 5POOGE | 19.5TB PPPRAM | big f*ck-off screen"

    or

    "<user> uses: Fender guitars | Mesa boogie amps | Planet Waves leads | d'addario strings | ernie ball picks | ACME duct tape | Yamaha arse-scratcher"

    Argh! We don't give a toss! And it looks stupid!


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  • #22
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Anything relating to football makes me want to start hacking people up!


  • #23
    Zzippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Robbo wrote: »
    Anything that logs how long you've played Counterstrike or some other game for. This is not something to brag about. You may as well have a masturbation counter.

    Hmmm, that's not such a bad idea. Might turn into a bit of a competition though... :D


  • #24
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I have sigs turned off, if someone interests me I'll check their profile.

    People putting their names after each post I find annoying, I don't get it.

    The-Rigger


  • #25
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Galwayguy99 wrote: »
    Hmmm, that's not such a bad idea. Might turn into a bit of a competition though... :D
    Then you'd get: Madeupposter uses: Kleenex Xtreme 4Gamers Tissues | Lots of pornography | TPZ Door Lock | Hairy Hands overclocked to 2.53 Ghz...


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Meh, my sig saves me time - rather then looking up links to give to people.


  • #27
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I just happen to live on waltons mountain .....


  • #28
    BlackWizard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭BlackWizard


    Degsy wrote: »
    Anything relating to football makes me want to start hacking people up!

    Yeah me too..


  • #29
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Worst sigs are the "this is my computer system" and then a whole load of what mother board, CPU clock speed, graphics card blah blah blah. I don't give a ****. Speedtests too *looks at Gingers sig* :p


  • #30
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    I like mine yep and i like the ones with writing and the ones with pictures and the one with support the ... forum and the ones with links and the ones with all that so ya


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    What's worse is when somebody actually signs the end of their post. What's the point? We know what your name is.

    Ninja_scrotum

    What's worse is people who's user names are just their first name, only backwards....Nephets, mloc, elohc etc.....drives me nuts.

    I think I posted this before, but I always assumed "Thaedydal" was 'lady death' wackbards and i nearly had a stroke when i copped it wasn't one day.


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