Stupid signatures!

yomchi

I've seen some daft signatures on Boards lately!

I have to laugh at those who quote themselves as some sort of philisophical genius or those that harp on with some kind of life coaching garble.

Whats the most ridiculous you've seen?

Hoping no one will be offended

arybvtcw0eolkf

Mine is stupid, because I say "OUCH" all the time in Judo..

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This one is a bit silly tbh

Sports Nutrition online
ITF Taekwon-Do Dublin
Martial Arts Ireland

Hagar

I'll put my hand up too.
Nobody, well almost nobody around here, can read Norwegian so it's a bit pointless really.

jester77

Mine has some sound investment advice!

Terry

Mine is a quote from "Clerks", I think. I can't really remember.
I have sigs turned off.

yomchi

DesF wrote: »

This one is a bit silly tbh

Why was I expecting that :rolleyes:

arybvtcw0eolkf

Jon wrote: »

Why was I expecting that :rolleyes:

When Dylan Scally gets ya, ya won't get off so light

yomchi

Lmao

arybvtcw0eolkf

Jon wrote: »

Lmao

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face (as they say in Cabra), when the 'monster from the bog' gives you one of his deadly mule kicks.

Just you wait.

Ninja_scrotum

What's worse is when somebody actually signs the end of their post. What's the point? We know what your name is.

Ninja_scrotum

cjt156

Minimalist config.
None of your silly sigs and avatars; you're the only one who finds them interesting.

Hagar

I found your sig more interesting than your post.

yomchi

Mairt wrote: »

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face (as they say in Cabra), when the 'monster from the bog' gives you one of his deadly mule kicks.

Just you wait.

I've gone into hiding - Salmon Rushdie will be found before me

Ginger

Hagar wrote: »

I'll put my hand up too.
Nobody, well almost nobody around here, can read Norwegian so it's a bit pointless really.

DOesnt it something about Behave or feel my wrath.. my norwegian sucks at the moment

youcancallmeal

Somebody made mine and PM'd it to me. I deleted the PM and now I cant remember who it was?

Hagar

Spot on. "Thor's Hammer says 'Behave or feel my wrath'".

Robbo

Anything that logs how long you've played Counterstrike or some other game for. This is not something to brag about. You may as well have a masturbation counter.

Ginger

I was think it was something like that.. just forgot about the hammer.. hey hey maybe my norwegian doesnt suck so bad!

ScumLord

These signatures are a load of arse! That's not my handwriting I signed nothing.. It'll never hold up in court.

cornbb

I have a problem with sigs that detail every little bit of someone's rig, whether its for gaming or playing guitar.

"AMD 64 xd300 LMAO | 6TB SATA 5POOGE | 19.5TB PPPRAM | big f*ck-off screen"

or

"<user> uses: Fender guitars | Mesa boogie amps | Planet Waves leads | d'addario strings | ernie ball picks | ACME duct tape | Yamaha arse-scratcher"

Argh! We don't give a toss! And it looks stupid!

Degsy

Anything relating to football makes me want to start hacking people up!

Zzippy

Robbo wrote: »

Anything that logs how long you've played Counterstrike or some other game for. This is not something to brag about. You may as well have a masturbation counter.

Hmmm, that's not such a bad idea. Might turn into a bit of a competition though...

Jesus Wept

I have sigs turned off, if someone interests me I'll check their profile.

People putting their names after each post I find annoying, I don't get it.

The-Rigger

Robbo

Galwayguy99 wrote: »

Hmmm, that's not such a bad idea. Might turn into a bit of a competition though...

Then you'd get: Madeupposter uses: Kleenex Xtreme 4Gamers Tissues | Lots of pornography | TPZ Door Lock | Hairy Hands overclocked to 2.53 Ghz...

Meh, my sig saves me time - rather then looking up links to give to people.

Latchy

I just happen to live on waltons mountain .....

BlackWizard

Degsy wrote: »

Anything relating to football makes me want to start hacking people up!

Yeah me too..

biko

Worst sigs are the "this is my computer system" and then a whole load of what mother board, CPU clock speed, graphics card blah blah blah. I don't give a ****. Speedtests too *looks at Gingers sig*

Oman

I like mine yep and i like the ones with writing and the ones with pictures and the one with support the ... forum and the ones with links and the ones with all that so ya

Ninja_scrotum

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

What's worse is when somebody actually signs the end of their post. What's the point? We know what your name is.

Ninja_scrotum

What's worse is people who's user names are just their first name, only backwards....Nephets, mloc, elohc etc.....drives me nuts.

I think I posted this before, but I always assumed "Thaedydal" was 'lady death' wackbards and i nearly had a stroke when i copped it wasn't one day.

godtabh

I ****ed an alien.

I just thought I'd let people know.

missingtime

kearnsr wrote: »

I ****ed an alien.

I just thought I'd let people know.

Or got ****ed by one...

Oriel

Michael Whelan ftw.

echter

Hagar wrote: »

I'll put my hand up too.
Nobody, well almost nobody around here, can read Norwegian so it's a bit pointless really.

have tried learning, i have a obsession with norway

godtabh

missingtime wrote: »

Or got ****ed by one...

no no it was all me

AlmightyCushion

kearnsr wrote: »

no no it was all me

So why is the semen green? Do you have green semen?

missingtime

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

So why is the semen green? Do you have green semen?

My point as well

kev_s88

i happen to like my sig very much as it pretty much epitomises my life philosophy!!!


plus it makes me laugh

Dragan

kearnsr wrote: »

I ****ed an alien.

I just thought I'd let people know.

There he goes.....home boy ****ed and alien once.

Kintarō Hattori

The-Rigger wrote: »

People putting their names after each post I find annoying, I don't get it.

I agree with The-Rigger and all the other posters who mentioned people signing their name. Why o Why?

deman

Degsy wrote: »

Anything relating to football makes me want to start hacking people up!

Guess I don't want to meet you anywhere. :eek:

godtabh

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

So why is the semen green? Do you have green semen?

Yes. Do you not?

Pepe LeFrits

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

What's worse is when somebody actually signs the end of their post. What's the point? We know what your name is.

Ninja_scrotum

Indeed.

Mike.

Agamemnon

kearnsr wrote: »

Yes. Do you not?

You're not supposed to put your nose into-

Forget it, carry on.

Ginger

biko wrote: »

Worst sigs are the "this is my computer system" and then a whole load of what mother board, CPU clock speed, graphics card blah blah blah. I don't give a ****. Speedtests too *looks at Gingers sig*

Hey just because mine is sooooo much bigger than yours...

One that confuses me is people who sign their posts using their real name as opposed to their nicknames. If you were going to do that, why not just use your name in the first place.

Wertz

Most annoying has to be little script banner that tells you about your browser, ISP, IP address, sexual preference and what you had for breakfast.
Yeah they were funny....for a week.....four years ago. Move on.

Small mention for the countdown to [supposed significant point in poster's life] counter sigs....we don't f*cking care.

godtabh

Deleted User wrote: »

One that confuses me is people who sign their posts using their real name as opposed to their nicknames. If you were going to do that, why not just use your name in the first place.

Their real name could be gone?

You would be surprised how many people are called Ted so people have to come up with Fr. Ted. CrilleyT etc and then just sign it Ted.

Ginger

cornbb wrote: »

I have a problem with sigs that detail every little bit of someone's rig, whether its for gaming or playing guitar.

"<user> uses: Fender guitars | Mesa boogie amps | Planet Waves leads | d'addario strings | ernie ball picks | ACME duct tape | Yamaha arse-scratcher"

Argh! We don't give a toss! And it looks stupid!

Wasnt your like that for ages tho? With everything bar a quantum phase controller needing 1.33 gigawatts of power

Agamemnon

Also annoying are quotes from other posters that were funny at first but hundreds of viewings later are just moronic.