Trick or Treaters - Welcome or Not?

feylya · 30-10-2007 10:29PM

If any kids come to the door, they shall be getting chocolate. Laxative chocolate

Toto Wolfcastle · 30-10-2007 10:35PM

feylya wrote: »

If any kids come to the door, they shall be getting chocolate. Laxative chocolate

You know what would be worse than laxative chocolate?? Normal chocolate covered apples. Because then they couldn't even eat the chocolate. At least with the laxative chocolate they'd get some pleasure before the......badness.

30-10-2007 10:37PM

The college students that came to our door last year had a different definition for "Trick or Treat!";)

TheThing! · 30-10-2007 10:38PM

Knock Knock

Me: Who the fu@k is tha???

Kiz: Trick or Treat?

Me: Trick or whaaa??!!?!!

Kidz: Trick or TREAT

Me: Yiz can all fu@k off yiz shower bastards, yil get a cock in the face and yiz can decide for yerselves what heading that goes under

dame · 30-10-2007 10:38PM

feylya wrote: »

If any kids come to the door, they shall be getting chocolate. Laxative chocolate

It'd be wasted on them.....they'll probably puke anyway from eating too much!

Bottle_of_Smoke · 30-10-2007 10:38PM

Where's the "I'm a paedophile" option?

TheThing! · 30-10-2007 10:40PM

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Where's the "I'm a paedophile" option?

Chill out mon, its a joke

Ninja_scrotum · 30-10-2007 10:41PM

I only might open the door. It's the cheeky scummy feckers that are ruining it for the daycent kids.

One halloween in galway, I opened the door to about 40 scumbags from age 4 to 15, loads of em didn't even bother dressing up, they were just sittin on their bikes, all saying "give us supm give us supm" and all I had on me was a euro.

I gave the euro to the smallest kid, who was dressed up and seemed like a nice lad, and the rest of them started shouting abuse. A little girl, who couldn't have been older than six, stuck her middle finger up and said "fcuk you ya c*nt haha". The mothers were in the background havin a laugh.

Then they all saw that my neighbours front door was open and ran inside for divilment.

Feckin brats.

Dave! · 30-10-2007 10:42PM

Where's the option for "Pour boiling water from the top window"? ie. trick

I don't mind them really... I usually eat the sweeties.

Silverfish · 30-10-2007 10:44PM

You miserable shower.

I have toblerones, crunchies, caramel bars etc all ready.

Were ye never young yourselves?

Gauge · 30-10-2007 10:47PM

Thanks God I won't be here

I don't mind giving out treats to kids dressed up all cute-like in costumes, but all we seem to get now is little chancing scumbags who don't even bother to dress up.

Toto Wolfcastle · 30-10-2007 10:47PM

Silverfish wrote: »

You miserable shower.

I have toblerones, crunchies, caramel bars etc all ready.

Were ye never young yourselves?

I have toblerones too but fatty mac fat housemate ate most of them

Silverfish · 30-10-2007 10:48PM

janeybabe26 wrote: »

I have toblerones too but fatty mac fat housemate ate most of them

Hey, I've only eaten two. Whatever is left is left

Toto Wolfcastle · 30-10-2007 10:54PM

Silverfish wrote: »

Hey, I've only eaten two. Whatever is left is left

You are not Fatty mac Fat housemate as she is currently in the kitchen eating the rest of my toblerones.....and also you are a Top Gear mod and she is not cool enough to like Top Gear.

I have a bad feeling about tomorrow night, fatty mac fat housemate is heading home so I'll be stuck here alone to deal with the little.....bringers of joy!! Maybe if I lived in a nice area with nice children it might be ok...but I dont.

TheThing! · 30-10-2007 11:02PM

janeybabe26 wrote: »

You are not Fatty mac Fat housemate as she is currently in the kitchen eating the rest of my toblerones.....and also you are a Top Gear mod and she is not cool enough to like Top Gear.

I have a bad feeling about tomorrow night, fatty mac fat housemate is heading home so I'll be stuck here alone to deal with the little.....bringers of joy!! Maybe if I lived in a nice area with nice children it might be ok...but I dont.

You should have a rumble with fatty mac fat housemate and then base your entire relationship on confectionary and ultimately get married in a chocolate chapel, called the chapel o love and choc, and then you could have chocolate children

WindSock · 30-10-2007 11:09PM

feylya wrote: »

If any kids come to the door, they shall be getting chocolate. Laxative chocolate

Ohh, can I've sum? I really need to clear the ol' in'tines

Fab Idea. Chocolate...that makes you make more room for more chocolate

Toto Wolfcastle · 30-10-2007 11:09PM

TheThing! wrote: »

You should have a rumble with fatty mac fat housemate and then base your entire relationship on confectionary and ultimately get married in a chocolate chapel, called the chapel o love and choc, and then you could have chocolate children

Yes, but I am not a lesbian, nor do I like smelly people. And anyway, you pretty much just described where my see my actual relationship going.

My God, a chocolate chapel, that would keep the kids away from my house. They could eat it.

I'm thinking of putting up a sign on my door tomorrow night saying 'Santa isn't real, yore ma buys the presents'. I figure if I'm going to get egged I might as well give them an actual reason.

Blitzkrieger · 30-10-2007 11:11PM

What is the difference between 'trick or treating' and going door to door begging anyway?

I can see how it's fun for the kids but I'm glab I'm going to be down the pub tomorrow night. It's so ****ing annoying having the noisy little ****s calling to the door every two minutes - I'm busy FFS.

Though obiviously not not too busy to spend all night in the pub.....

Poxyshamrock · 30-10-2007 11:38PM

we get like 3 trick or treaters a year so they get a fair handfull of sweets!

it's really died out where i'm from.

dame · 31-10-2007 06:25PM

They've started!

prendy · 31-10-2007 06:27PM

What is the difference between 'trick or treating' and going door to door begging anyway?

bit of a difference there???
mustnt have had a joyfull childhood.trick or treatin was great craic back in the day!

MooseJam · 31-10-2007 06:31PM

theres sweets at my gaff but i won't be opening the door to them, someone else can do that

monkeyfudge · 31-10-2007 06:41PM

Some kids have built a huge 15 foot tall bonfire just 50 yards in front of my office...

I went over and chatted with them for a bit and they gave me some of their sweets... they made my teeth hurt...

azezil · 31-10-2007 06:41PM

*temptation to answer the door in a pvc nurses uniform with my langer hanging out... rising*

Fast_Mover · 31-10-2007 06:51PM

I live in the country where there's no kiddies about..so our door shall not be knocked on tonight.

WindSock · 31-10-2007 07:09PM

azezil wrote: »

*temptation to answer the door in a pvc nurses uniform with my langer hanging out... rising*

:D

Only one group so far. I'm afraid that'll be it for the night. oh just been informed theres kiddies next door....

philstar · 31-10-2007 07:11PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_CgDZQVcPA

Dave! · 31-10-2007 07:13PM

Fast_Mover wrote: »

I live in the country where there's no kiddies about..so our door shall not be knocked on tonight.

We'll see about that!

*sets about finding Fast_Mover's address*

Just you wait.....

Goldenquick · 31-10-2007 07:14PM

I've candles in the window, a scupture of a child with it's head on it's hands in the window lit up with a candle, (kids outside think it's a real child lol), solar lights around the front garden, scary screensavers on the computer in the front room so that they can see the images through the window and then they hear the music when I open the door.

I love it all, remember these are memories these kids will cherish (if they don't get a lump of coal as one of my kids did) all their lives.

Actually the coal was a joke from our neighbour, our daughter didn't think so at the time, she came home asking why had xxxx given her a lump of coal while we all cracked up laughing, she laughs about it now though

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gurramok · 31-10-2007 07:22PM

They were late tonight, first came at around 6, little small kids dressed up. Helped me ma pack the little sweet bags...awwww

I used to hate it but i think its good we have halloween as its pretty unique here(nevermind the yanks) and part of our culture even if it has its extremely bad parts

Trick or Treaters - Welcome or Not?

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