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Random girl walks into my house

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  • #32
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Senna wrote: »
    Dear Penthouse...

    He'd need to improve it a bit ... :(


  • #33
    cranmore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭cranmore


    the poor fella does the decent/honourable thing (imagine that was your sister or daughter!) and gets nothin but abuse from ye lads. cut the man some slack.


  • #34
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    You should have let her stay the night.... at least you knew she'd be safe...

    Plus breakfast would be amusing.


  • #35
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    SDooM wrote: »
    pictures? :)

    Funny for you, bloody dangerous for her.


    Thats the only time I have heard of programming being used in context with drunk girls in mini skirts. :)

    More likely to be dangerous for him by far, imo.


  • #36
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    cranmore wrote: »
    the poor fella does the decent/honourable thing (imagine that was your sister or daughter!) and gets nothin but abuse from ye lads. cut the man some slack.

    ah stop crying ffs ;), it's After Hours, the responses here are typical After Hours fodder.
    He's gotten a gentle ribbing, that's it.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SDooM wrote: »
    Thats the only time I have heard of programming being used in context with drunk girls in mini skirts. :)
    Harddrive? RAM? Exploit?;)


  • #38
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    cranmore wrote: »
    the poor fella does the decent/honourable thing (imagine that was your sister or daughter!) and gets nothin but abuse from ye lads. cut the man some slack.

    no jelly and ice cream for you


  • #39
    cranmore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭cranmore


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    ah stop crying ffs ;), it's After Hours, the responses here are typical After Hours fodder.
    He's gotten a gentle ribbing, that's it.

    i'm not crying (much). i'm just glad 2 c that i'm not the only gentleman left in Ireland


  • #40
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    cranmore wrote: »
    i'm not crying (much). i'm just glad 2 c that i'm not the only gentleman left in Ireland

    gentlemen are worth 2 cent now:eek:, jeebs times have changed


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    gentlemen are worth 2 cent now:eek:, jeebs times have changed
    Inflation?


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  • #42
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Inflation?

    Some of us do inflation quite well, all right! ;)


  • #43
    Mike...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭Mike...


    cranmore wrote: »
    the poor fella does the decent/honourable thing (imagine that was your sister or daughter!) and gets nothin but abuse from ye lads. cut the man some slack.

    +1


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Some of us do inflation quite well, all right! ;)
    randy!


  • #45
    cranmore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭cranmore


    mono is my newest and bestest friend in da whole wide world! ;)


  • #46
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    cranmore wrote: »
    mono is my newest and bestest friend in da whole wide world! ;)

    He could use one, he made an enemy earlier. ;)


  • #47
    Mike...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭Mike...


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    He could use one, he made an enemy earlier. ;)

    Almighty I saw that allright and updated it...read the new version it's a bit better...lol


  • #48
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Don't make me get Terry's JPEG out again!


  • #49
    cranmore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭cranmore


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Don't make me get Terry's JPEG out again!
    ahhhhhhhh go on, go on, go on, go on etc. etc. as Mrs.Doyle would say!


  • #50
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Gaz


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    ah stop crying ffs ;), it's After Hours, the responses here are typical After Hours fodder.
    He's gotten a gentle ribbing, that's it.


    He should have given her a gentle ribbing tbh ....


  • #51
    cranmore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭cranmore


    Darth Homer wrote: »
    He should have given her a gentle ribbing tbh ....

    tut,tut,tut, your an awful man!!!


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  • #52
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    More One-Liners, Blue Lagoon :)

    Genghiz, ya shouldve left a note in her bra or something: just telling her "hey, you wound up at my place last night and ... yeah. Didnt rape you, but ffs you were clearly in the state that I may well have. You fail at drink. Sincerely, Genghiz."


  • #53
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    cranmore wrote: »
    i'm not crying (much). i'm just glad 2 c that i'm not the only gentleman left in Ireland
    Gentlemen do not use txt spk. Feel free to partake of the generous 10,000 character limit.

    OP, pics or you're banned.


  • #54
    Reku
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    I don't want to speculate on her hotness, she may read this, remember where she went and come back with a gigantic boyfriend, if she has one and he lets her wander into random peoples houses he can't be very caring.

    If you are reading this random girl, be ashamed, I'm blaming you for not finishing my project.

    And no, no pictures, have 5 people that will testify though.
    Rate her as meanly as you can in the hope she'll read this, shame her so badly that she'll never do it again, or at least do things so kinky with you that you wouldn't dare tell a soul for fear your mammy & gran might find out.:D


    Next time don't just snap pics, get the webcam out, might as well profit, selling dirty movies, from the inconvienience she causes you.

    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    Peek?! She was practically on freaking display! I couldn't help getting a glance:o
    I hope she was wearing some decent, both in terms of state and how much they cover, underwear so.

    cranmore wrote: »
    mono is my newest and bestest friend in da whole wide world! ;)

    Hope she was worth it giving you glandular fever like that!:p


  • #55
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    Peek?! She was practically on freaking display! I couldn't help getting a glance

    Commando? Thong? Panties?

    Shaven Haven, or Hairy Mary?

    Come on with the pics will ya?


  • #56
    [Deleted User]
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  • #57
    Hellm0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    One question OP...were you wearing lynx?

    I'd have rode her. In a new york minute. If she were in any way attractive.


  • #58
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Hellm0 wrote: »

    I'd have rode her. In a new york minute.

    I doubt you'd last that long.


  • #59
    Hellm0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I doubt you'd last that long.

    Did YORE MA tell you this or are you just guessing?


  • #60
    Reku
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I doubt you'd last that long.

    *pictures scene from American Pie and hopes Hellm0 changed his underwear afterwards.... ;b


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  • #61
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    OP fair play on sending her away unharmed, but was she in any state to tell the driver where she was going?

    was she even bothered when she seen you when she woke up?


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