Random girl walks into my house

Genghiz Cohen

So yeah...
It's 12 at night, I'm busy doing some coursework(programming), and some random girl staggers up the stairs and lies down on my bed.

WTF!
Seriously, how drunk do you have to be!

So she lies there, in a mini skirt I might add, and starts to fall asleep. Being the upstanding citizen (no pun intended) that I am I try to wake her, gently of course. She just stares at me, I ask her does she know where she is, to which she replys "Do you know where you are?" She doesn't appear to have a clue where she is, that she is in a complete strangers house lying on a complete strangers bed, for all she knew I could have been a convicted rapist.
Which I'm not, a house-mate saw a taxi outside filling up with people and went out to hold it, I woke her again, awkwardly escorted her downstairs -She was actually insulted when a house mate said "Ah no, don't come in here!" as she made a b-line for his room- but too late, the taxi was gone, luckily another taxi was mooching around and we stuck her into it and sent her on her way.

I had noticed her shoes were soaking when I picked them up to hand to her, what I didn't notice was the wet patches she left on the sheet, yeah I'm pretty sure it was water as I don't want to think about it being anything else, so I change the sheet and throw the old one into the wash. Now it's back to stupid programming.

Moral #1: Don't get really drunk if you don't have friends to take care of you.
Moral #2: Don't wander into random peoples houses, it's annoying to get rid of you.

If you can't at least abide by there morals, then you should not drink, it's that simple people.

True Story.

Binomate

Was she hot?

Doctor DooM

pictures?

Funny for you, bloody dangerous for her.


Thats the only time I have heard of programming being used in context with drunk girls in mini skirts.

DaBreno

Dear Diary....

patbundy

ha ha ha lucky you

Karoma

Pic's or it didn't happen.

Genghiz Cohen

Binomate wrote: »

Was she hot?

I don't want to speculate on her hotness, she may read this, remember where she went and come back with a gigantic boyfriend, if she has one and he lets her wander into random peoples houses he can't be very caring.

If you are reading this random girl, be ashamed, I'm blaming you for not finishing my project.

And no, no pictures, have 5 people that will testify though.

biko

Moral of this story:

Sound of keyboards attracts women.
Lock your door at night.

county

DaBreno wrote: »

Dear Diary....

jackpot

DaBreno

county wrote: »

jackpot

giggity giggity!

Binomate

You should have posted pictures up on 4chan. They'd have given told you what to do.

Dave!

Was your front door wide open?

Ya shoulda rode her.

kensutz

I bet he peeked up the mini skirt, surely you have pics!!!

Jesus Wept

What Dave said...

Genghiz Cohen

kensutz wrote: »

I bet he peeked up the mini skirt, surely you have pics!!!

Peek?! She was practically on freaking display! I couldn't help getting a glance:o

And still no, we're lamenting over the lack of pictures, but she was wandering in and out of conciousness and would have probably caught me in the act (of taking pictures).

Schism

It happened alright, front door wasnt open just wasnt locked. She just decided to wander in and go for a lie down :eek:

Rabies

Congrats, you're gonna be a daddy in 9 months.

Doctor DooM

<nerd> what language was it? </nerd>

Genghiz Cohen

Rabies wrote: »

Congrats, you're gonna be a daddy in 9 months.

The line would have been much snappier if you left out the in 9 months bit. And no I didn't do anything to her, I helped her up and out, now I can't get the nauseating smell of her perfume off my hands.

SDooM wrote: »

<nerd> what language was it? </nerd>

Ruby

latenia

As we saw in the Padraig Nally case if you find a stranger in your house in the middle of the night you are entitled to use whatever force is necessary, including the use of your lad.

Dave!

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

I helped her up and out

Is that what they call it now? Durty!

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

now I can't get the nauseating smell of her perfume off my hands.

I hear ya *giggidy giggidy!*

IronWolf

Would the name "spices of the sea" be an appropriate name for such a perfume Conor?

Genghiz Cohen

DaveMcG wrote: »

I hear ya *giggidy giggidy!*

:rolleyes:

Schism

I love the replys in threads like these

DaveMcG wrote:

I hear ya *giggidy giggidy!*

lol

sdanseo

This is random enough that it must be true.

In fairness, he wouldn't make it up and then insist nothing happened, would he :rolleyes:

Dave!

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

:rolleyes:

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Orange69

What IDE were you using?

admiralofthefleet

did you drop the hand or get a sniff of her bycicle seat?

Genghiz Cohen

Orange69 wrote: »

What IDE were you using?

Lol, written in sciTE executed from command line.

Jesus Wept

He lured her into his gingerbread house.

Senna

DaBreno wrote: »

Dear Diary....

Dear Penthouse...