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HAPPYGIRL · 2007-10-19 22:14:11

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length. So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

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#32 20-10-2007 02:35PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

ok forget about oprah, i did say i was in a pub and it just happened to be on.
So instead of changing the subject, why not answer the question?

I believe I already answered the question here

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#33 20-10-2007 02:53PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

ok forget about oprah, i did say i was in a pub and it just happened to be on.
So instead of changing the subject, why not answer the question?

What kind of god awful establishment has Oprah on? I forbid you from frequenting this dire dive of a 'pub'.

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#34 20-10-2007 04:39PM

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Well the story is that your penis carries on inside your body so if you lose the fat that's swallowed your cock it wont be longer but more will be outside your body. Losing weight is out of the question so here's my solution, yank on your flaccid willy a few times until the scaffold inside comes apart, there you go, a lower down but longer penis... Just like when I fixed the curtains.

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#35 20-10-2007 05:38PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

I dont mean to sound cocky but it's better if i dont lose weight then.

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#36 20-10-2007 09:07PM

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Why are we even discussing something featured on Oprah.

Brother PigmanII speaketh the truth tho!

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#37 21-10-2007 11:55AM

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Kold wrote: »

yank on your flaccid willy a few times until the scaffold inside comes apart, there you go, a lower down but longer penis..

lol - that sound's sore. You can get surgury that does the same thing, but I read that it won't stand up as much. Also girth is the most important thing as most of a woman's sensitivity is in the first couple of inches, so why bother making it longer? I have no conept of how weight much 35lbs is but I wouldn't go trying to lose it cos I'm unhappy with the size of my equipment. TBH, you'd have to have serious issues to be listening to that guy.....

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#38 21-10-2007 01:25PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

Nope, because when I was 35lbs lighter my cock was a foot

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#39 21-10-2007 03:59PM

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I think HG made a mistake and instead of length it should be girth .

I dropped a bit of weight recently and noticed my porridge gun was noticeably thicker like a prop forwards neck.

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#40 21-10-2007 04:38PM

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Wow flutterin' !

Is that normal after a poo?

Any other type of weight loss apart from amputation is forbidden!!!:D

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#41 21-10-2007 06:31PM

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WTF

Explain yourself Captain!!

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#42 21-10-2007 10:50PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

or 6.3Kg/cm in new money.

me has plan
me eats and eats
it's not smaller
now me looses weight
rinse and repeat

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#43 22-10-2007 01:06AM

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Its not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean that counts tbh. Plus an inch? That isn't that much

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#44 22-10-2007 01:10AM

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Now that that's out of the way, aren't you ladies letting yourselves go a tad bit?

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#45 23-10-2007 11:06AM

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^^^^
he's right. they (wimmins) probably only want us to have longer flutes because their fannies are getting fatter, puffier, if you will, and they want us to compensate for that by losing weight.

that kind of laziness is impressive. nice try crafty wimmins.

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#46 23-10-2007 06:43PM

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Ha- woman moment....

Calling me fat? I'm not fat. I hate you

end woman moment

lol, think what you want boys, but if its not worth the extension, its not worth entering the house

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#47 23-10-2007 08:16PM

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Sounds like the kind of cavernous house you might want to tie a rope to the doorknob on the way in if you want to find yer way out!!!!:D

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