Question.

HAPPYGIRL

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

FlutterinBantam

No ..size doesn't matter.

Hagar

What would we we do with the extra?
It would only be a small percentage increase anyway.
Hardly worth the effort or the strain on the missus.

Zaph

It's difficult enough trying to pack it all in at the moment, so adding extra inches would only cause more problems than it's worth

I suspect that it's a visual trick as looking down there'd be less belly to obscure the view so it would look like there's more there. I also suspect that the "doctor" was in fact a charlatan promoting his new diet *spit*, and having reliased that the market for wimmins' diets is saturated he decided to go for a new demographic and was trying to appeal to men's vanity. What he forgot is that no self-respecting man would be watching Oprah so he missed his target audience by some distance.

Tom Dunne

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

No.

On two counts.

Firstly, why should I reduce size of my beer gut after all the work I have put into it?

Secondly, given that His Lordship is, how can I put this, of sufficient demeanour, you start getting into the laws of diminishing returns. In other words, more is not better.

So, no.

admiralofthefleet

when you have ten 1 more doesnt make any difference:p

whiskeyman

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

when you have ten 1 more doesnt make any difference:p

You've 10 willys????

admiralofthefleet

whiskeyman wrote: »

You've 10 willys????

yeah 5 on each hand

Jesus Wept

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

What kind of nonsense is that. Maybe you can see an extra inch of your penis because the belly is smaller.

HAPPYGIRL

The-Rigger wrote: »

What kind of nonsense is that. Maybe you can see an extra inch of your penis because the belly is smaller.

I knew there would be one :rolleyes:. No it doesnt just look longer, lose fat in the area and it gets longer!. The doctor said!

admiralofthefleet

i would say shave the pubes to gain an inch but thats for metro's

AlmightyCushion

It may get longer but losing all that weight would seriously affect the girth leaving you with a needle-dick.

That doctor was obviously a metrosexual idiot, being on oprah and all. I have put way too much effort into my beergut to lose weight now.

Jesus Wept

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

I knew there would be one :rolleyes:. No it doesnt just look longer, lose fat in the area and it gets longer!. The doctor said!

A Dr of Bolloxology.

admiralofthefleet

Deleted User wrote: »

I have put way too much effort into my beergut to lose weight now.

exactly, i was in d2 last night and my brother was slagging me over my belly and i said 'look at all the birds in here in their expensive clothes and the value of that wouldnt even come near to the money i have put into maintaining my gut'. he agreed

HAPPYGIRL

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No ..size doesn't matter.

And you believe that. lol

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote: »

Bolloxology.

Hey, thats my word. I have it trademarked and everything

Dun laoire

When you engage in "all for me none for you sex" size means zilch. Thats my favourite kind of sex.

Zaph

Dun laoire wrote: »

When you engage in "all for me none for you sex" size means zilch. Thats my favourite kind of sex.

Reminds me of the cartoon I saw once, a couple in bed with the guy saying to the woman "I'll tell you exactly who I'm gonna satisfy with this little thing - ME!".

Jesus Wept

smellslikeshoes

Although I have no doubt that they guy was probably the usual gob****e charlatan doctor talking the usual daytime tv Fluff, I was actually shown an internet article saying something similar a few months back. Without getting into too much detail, Its something to do with fat build up around the base and without said, it sticks out further from the base meaning its actually longer.

Jesus Wept

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Although I have no doubt that they guy was probably the usual gob****e charlatan doctor talking the usual daytime tv Fluff, I was actually shown an internet article saying something similar a few months back. Without getting into too much detail, Its something to do with fat build up around the base and without said, it sticks out further from the base meaning its actually longer.

tbh, the only way this is possible is if you lose a " on your way to being weight over 35 pounds.

Otherwise it makes no fúckin sense.

slavetothegrind

Brothers yet again there is a kniving plot by nefarious wimmins to reduce our girth and stave our gluttony.

I beseech you to refuse and resist the wiley ( not willy, WILEY) ways of the sneaky wimminfolk and return to the bar where you belong.

I further submit that any mention of Oprah shoud be avoided as a certain stigma comes with it ... much like the invisible cloud that follows one apres fart.....

Jesus Wept

joeclif wrote: »

Brothers yet again there is a kniving plot by nefarious wimmins to reduce our girth and stave our gluttony.

I beseech you to refuse and resist the wiley ( not willy, WILEY) ways of the sneaky wimminfolk and return to the bar where you belong.

I further submit that any mention of Oprah shoud be avoided as a certain stigma comes with it ... much like the invisible cloud that follows one apres fart.....

This is solid advice. Good work brother!

+1

eldeabroad

whats 35 lbs in REAL weight? I have lost 13 kilos in the last 6 months and have noticed any extra length, though I have always had enough to satisy the ladeez...:cool:

...anyway the only way to get extra length is to use a "..swedish penis enlarger.."

HAPPYGIRL

eldeabroad wrote: »

whats 35 lbs in REAL weight? I have lost 13 kilos in the last 6 months and have noticed any extra length, though I have always had enough to satisy the ladeez...:cool:

...anyway the only way to get extra length is to use a "..swedish penis enlarger.."

2.2 pounds in a kg. So 35lbs is 15.8757 kgs exactly. So you've a little bit to go before you'll notice the difference!

Pigman II

Unfortunately it doesn't work for the ladeez. The more weight they lose the smaller their boobs get

Brothers and wimmins, (especially wimmins) listen up. I propose that any further mention of the insidious evil that is oprah result in immediate barring from the bar.

Zaph

Seconded Brother nialler, some sense has to start prevailing around here.

HAPPYGIRL

Deleted User wrote: »

Brothers and wimmins, (especially wimmins) listen up. I propose that any further mention of the insidious evil that is oprah result in immediate barring from the bar.

zaph wrote: »

Seconded Brother nialler, some sense has to start prevailing around here.

ok forget about oprah, i did say i was in a pub and it just happened to be on.
So instead of changing the subject, why not answer the question?

No. As previously mentioned I have put way too much time, effort and money into my beergut. Theres no way in hell I'm gonna lose it for a wimmin.

Zaph

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

ok forget about oprah, i did say i was in a pub and it just happened to be on.
So instead of changing the subject, why not answer the question?

I believe I already answered the question here

Jesus Wept

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

ok forget about oprah, i did say i was in a pub and it just happened to be on.
So instead of changing the subject, why not answer the question?

What kind of god awful establishment has Oprah on? I forbid you from frequenting this dire dive of a 'pub'.

Kold

Well the story is that your penis carries on inside your body so if you lose the fat that's swallowed your cock it wont be longer but more will be outside your body. Losing weight is out of the question so here's my solution, yank on your flaccid willy a few times until the scaffold inside comes apart, there you go, a lower down but longer penis... Just like when I fixed the curtains.

Dun laoire

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

I dont mean to sound cocky but it's better if i dont lose weight then.

_Kaiser_

Why are we even discussing something featured on Oprah.

Brother PigmanII speaketh the truth tho!

Blitzkrieger

Kold wrote: »

yank on your flaccid willy a few times until the scaffold inside comes apart, there you go, a lower down but longer penis..

lol - that sound's sore. You can get surgury that does the same thing, but I read that it won't stand up as much. Also girth is the most important thing as most of a woman's sensitivity is in the first couple of inches, so why bother making it longer? I have no conept of how weight much 35lbs is but I wouldn't go trying to lose it cos I'm unhappy with the size of my equipment. TBH, you'd have to have serious issues to be listening to that guy.....

arybvtcw0eolkf

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

Nope, because when I was 35lbs lighter my cock was a foot

FlutterinBantam

I think HG made a mistake and instead of length it should be girth .

I dropped a bit of weight recently and noticed my porridge gun was noticeably thicker like a prop forwards neck.

slavetothegrind

Wow flutterin' !

Is that normal after a poo?

Any other type of weight loss apart from amputation is forbidden!!!:D

FlutterinBantam

WTF

Explain yourself Captain!!

Capt'n Midnight

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

or 6.3Kg/cm in new money.

me has plan
me eats and eats
it's not smaller
now me looses weight
rinse and repeat

pretty-in-pink

Its not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean that counts tbh. Plus an inch? That isn't that much

Kold

Now that that's out of the way, aren't you ladies letting yourselves go a tad bit?

nice1franko

^^^^
he's right. they (wimmins) probably only want us to have longer flutes because their fannies are getting fatter, puffier, if you will, and they want us to compensate for that by losing weight.

that kind of laziness is impressive. nice try crafty wimmins.

pretty-in-pink

Ha- woman moment....

Calling me fat? I'm not fat. I hate you

end woman moment

lol, think what you want boys, but if its not worth the extension, its not worth entering the house

slavetothegrind

Sounds like the kind of cavernous house you might want to tie a rope to the doorknob on the way in if you want to find yer way out!!!!:D