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HAPPYGIRL · 19-10-2007 11:14PM #1

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

FlutterinBantam · 19-10-2007 11:20PM

No ..size doesn't matter.

Hagar · 19-10-2007 11:21PM

What would we we do with the extra?
It would only be a small percentage increase anyway.
Hardly worth the effort or the strain on the missus.

Zaph · 19-10-2007 11:25PM

It's difficult enough trying to pack it all in at the moment, so adding extra inches would only cause more problems than it's worth

I suspect that it's a visual trick as looking down there'd be less belly to obscure the view so it would look like there's more there. I also suspect that the "doctor" was in fact a charlatan promoting his new diet *spit*, and having reliased that the market for wimmins' diets is saturated he decided to go for a new demographic and was trying to appeal to men's vanity. What he forgot is that no self-respecting man would be watching Oprah so he missed his target audience by some distance.

Tom Dunne · 19-10-2007 11:25PM

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

No.

On two counts.

Firstly, why should I reduce size of my beer gut after all the work I have put into it?

Secondly, given that His Lordship is, how can I put this, of sufficient demeanour, you start getting into the laws of diminishing returns. In other words, more is not better.

So, no.

admiralofthefleet · 19-10-2007 11:26PM

when you have ten 1 more doesnt make any difference:p

whiskeyman · 19-10-2007 11:27PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

when you have ten 1 more doesnt make any difference:p

You've 10 willys????

admiralofthefleet · 19-10-2007 11:28PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

You've 10 willys????

yeah 5 on each hand

Jesus Wept · 19-10-2007 11:36PM

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

Ok so today i was in the pub for lunch and oprah was on the telly ( ya i know weird). Anyway there was a doctor on the show he said if a man loses 35lbs he gains one inch in penis length.

So bgrh men the question is would you go to the effort of losing 35lbs and lose the beer gut to gain that extra inch?

What kind of nonsense is that. Maybe you can see an extra inch of your penis because the belly is smaller.

HAPPYGIRL · 19-10-2007 11:43PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

What kind of nonsense is that. Maybe you can see an extra inch of your penis because the belly is smaller.

I knew there would be one :rolleyes:. No it doesnt just look longer, lose fat in the area and it gets longer!. The doctor said!

admiralofthefleet · 19-10-2007 11:44PM

i would say shave the pubes to gain an inch but thats for metro's

AlmightyCushion · 19-10-2007 11:46PM

It may get longer but losing all that weight would seriously affect the girth leaving you with a needle-dick.

19-10-2007 11:46PM

That doctor was obviously a metrosexual idiot, being on oprah and all. I have put way too much effort into my beergut to lose weight now.

Jesus Wept · 19-10-2007 11:48PM

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

I knew there would be one :rolleyes:. No it doesnt just look longer, lose fat in the area and it gets longer!. The doctor said!

A Dr of Bolloxology.

admiralofthefleet · 19-10-2007 11:49PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I have put way too much effort into my beergut to lose weight now.

exactly, i was in d2 last night and my brother was slagging me over my belly and i said 'look at all the birds in here in their expensive clothes and the value of that wouldnt even come near to the money i have put into maintaining my gut'. he agreed

HAPPYGIRL · 19-10-2007 11:50PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No ..size doesn't matter.

And you believe that. lol

19-10-2007 11:50PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Bolloxology.

Hey, thats my word. I have it trademarked and everything

Dun laoire · 19-10-2007 11:58PM

When you engage in "all for me none for you sex" size means zilch. Thats my favourite kind of sex.

Zaph · 20-10-2007 12:14AM

Dun laoire wrote: »

When you engage in "all for me none for you sex" size means zilch. Thats my favourite kind of sex.

Reminds me of the cartoon I saw once, a couple in bed with the guy saying to the woman "I'll tell you exactly who I'm gonna satisfy with this little thing - ME!".

Jesus Wept · 20-10-2007 12:18AM

smellslikeshoes · 20-10-2007 12:47AM

Although I have no doubt that they guy was probably the usual gob****e charlatan doctor talking the usual daytime tv Fluff, I was actually shown an internet article saying something similar a few months back. Without getting into too much detail, Its something to do with fat build up around the base and without said, it sticks out further from the base meaning its actually longer.

Jesus Wept · 20-10-2007 12:56AM

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Although I have no doubt that they guy was probably the usual gob****e charlatan doctor talking the usual daytime tv Fluff, I was actually shown an internet article saying something similar a few months back. Without getting into too much detail, Its something to do with fat build up around the base and without said, it sticks out further from the base meaning its actually longer.

tbh, the only way this is possible is if you lose a " on your way to being weight over 35 pounds.

Otherwise it makes no fúckin sense.

slavetothegrind · 20-10-2007 11:06AM

Brothers yet again there is a kniving plot by nefarious wimmins to reduce our girth and stave our gluttony.

I beseech you to refuse and resist the wiley ( not willy, WILEY) ways of the sneaky wimminfolk and return to the bar where you belong.

I further submit that any mention of Oprah shoud be avoided as a certain stigma comes with it ... much like the invisible cloud that follows one apres fart.....

Jesus Wept · 20-10-2007 11:57AM

joeclif wrote: »

Brothers yet again there is a kniving plot by nefarious wimmins to reduce our girth and stave our gluttony.

I beseech you to refuse and resist the wiley ( not willy, WILEY) ways of the sneaky wimminfolk and return to the bar where you belong.

I further submit that any mention of Oprah shoud be avoided as a certain stigma comes with it ... much like the invisible cloud that follows one apres fart.....

This is solid advice. Good work brother!

+1

eldeabroad · 20-10-2007 01:36PM

whats 35 lbs in REAL weight? I have lost 13 kilos in the last 6 months and have noticed any extra length, though I have always had enough to satisy the ladeez...:cool:

...anyway the only way to get extra length is to use a "..swedish penis enlarger.."

HAPPYGIRL · 20-10-2007 01:50PM

eldeabroad wrote: »

whats 35 lbs in REAL weight? I have lost 13 kilos in the last 6 months and have noticed any extra length, though I have always had enough to satisy the ladeez...:cool:

...anyway the only way to get extra length is to use a "..swedish penis enlarger.."

2.2 pounds in a kg. So 35lbs is 15.8757 kgs exactly. So you've a little bit to go before you'll notice the difference!

Pigman II · 20-10-2007 01:56PM

Unfortunately it doesn't work for the ladeez. The more weight they lose the smaller their boobs get

20-10-2007 01:58PM

Brothers and wimmins, (especially wimmins) listen up. I propose that any further mention of the insidious evil that is oprah result in immediate barring from the bar.

Zaph · 20-10-2007 02:11PM

Seconded Brother nialler, some sense has to start prevailing around here.

HAPPYGIRL · 20-10-2007 02:21PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Brothers and wimmins, (especially wimmins) listen up. I propose that any further mention of the insidious evil that is oprah result in immediate barring from the bar.

zaph wrote: »

Seconded Brother nialler, some sense has to start prevailing around here.

ok forget about oprah, i did say i was in a pub and it just happened to be on.
So instead of changing the subject, why not answer the question?

20-10-2007 02:29PM

No. As previously mentioned I have put way too much time, effort and money into my beergut. Theres no way in hell I'm gonna lose it for a wimmin.

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