Ways in which men are superior..

Mr. Presentable · 24-04-2007 04:36PM

Hehe.

I actually meant the other kind of perspective

Degsy · 30-04-2007 10:03AM

nipplenuts wrote:

Hehe.

I actually meant the other kind of perspective

As in.."I dont need a new suit,i got this ten years ago and there's still wear left in it!"

AlmightyCushion · 01-05-2007 10:43AM

Icequeen wrote:

And yet still the minute yous get the slightest flu it's blown out of all proportion, you'd swear you's have the ebola virus and Anthrax mixed and you're dying and we're expected to spend all night babying yous and rubbing your toochies. It's a slight case of the sniffles boys, grow up!!

I've got three sisters and believe you me women moan more than men when they're sick. Secondly, when men get the flu, we actually suffer more than women as our brains are bigger and pushes down on the gland that secretes mucus more. So if we did complain more than ye when we're sick (which we don't) it would be justified.

John Mason · 01-05-2007 11:02AM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I've got three sisters and believe you me women moan more than men when they're sick. Secondly, when men get the flu, we actually suffer more than women as our brains are bigger and pushes down on the gland that secretes mucus more. So if we did complain more than ye when we're sick (which we don't) it would be justified.

i think woman moan much much more then men when they get sick. i think is because have that moan gland and when we get sick it goes a bit haywire and starts to work overtime

AlmightyCushion · 01-05-2007 01:39PM

Irishbird, you are wise beyond your years.

wireless101 · 14-10-2007 10:42PM

10/10 topic

would read again

Jesus Wept · 15-10-2007 02:31AM

irishbird wrote: »

thats cos we are too busy changing nappies, paying bills, putting up shelves, fixing the showers, taking the bins out, we havent got time to be sitting pondering about inventions:rolleyes:

At least 30% - 50% of women I know/have ever met are hypochondriacs.

HAPPYGIRL · 15-10-2007 03:18AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

At least 30% - 50% of women I know/have ever met are hypochondriacs.

oh you make me sick

Jesus Wept · 15-10-2007 04:19AM

HAPPYGIRL wrote: »

oh you make me sick

smashey · 15-10-2007 09:31AM

irishbird wrote: »

i think woman moan much much more then men when they get sick. i think is because have that moan gland and when we get sick it goes a bit haywire and starts to work overtime

That moan gland must get activated on a monthly basis.

Jesus Wept · 15-10-2007 11:13AM

smashey wrote: »

That moan gland must get activated on a monthly basis.

Many times daily brother.

Degsy · 16-10-2007 12:47PM

Look at the amount of time women take off work sick as well.If it isnt thier "monthlies" its being "exhausted","depressed","run down","pregnant" or "whiplash".On woman i knew took a sun holiday for week,said she was sick throughout and claimed the time back when she got home.

Kold · 16-10-2007 07:15PM

Women are inferior in every way except for being sexy...

Hagar · 16-10-2007 08:12PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

At least 30% - 50% of women I know/have ever met are hypochondriacs.

Really?

My wife wants to know, what are the symptoms? She thinks she might have it.

Kazobel · 18-10-2007 02:45AM

Really lads you are all delusional, if you really were superior there wouldn't be people like me

Oh yeah I'm back! well for a while anyway

Dun laoire · 18-10-2007 08:59AM

Kazobel wrote: »

Really lads you are all delusional, if you really were superior there wouldn't be people like me

Oh yeah I'm back! well for a while anyway

Welcome back Kazobel. Now dont act the boll0x right

slavetothegrind · 18-10-2007 09:32AM

there seems to be a preponderance of wimmins in this thread.
They are getting in everywhere!!!:eek:

smashey · 18-10-2007 09:33AM

joeclif wrote: »

there seems to be a preponderance of wimmins in this thread.
They are getting in everywhere!!!:eek:

It's a cunning plan.

Give them enough rope...

Hagar · 18-10-2007 09:53AM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Welcome back Kazobel. Now dont act the boll0x right

By all reports he is a boll0x but acts the cnut.

Dun laoire · 18-10-2007 10:10AM

Hagar wrote: »

By all reports he is a boll0x but acts the cnut.

Haha.

Pigman II · 20-10-2007 02:04PM

irishbird wrote: »

i think woman moan much much more then men when they get sick. i think is because have that moan gland and when we get sick it goes a bit haywire and starts to work overtime

Irishburd you would make an excellent darts-partner (or a wife) for any man.

pretty-in-pink · 20-10-2007 06:04PM

OH gosh, look at the mens......

Maybe I should get some beers

Whats this map talk? Geography makes me cry

Zaph · 20-10-2007 06:09PM

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Maybe I should get some beers

A superb suggestion, and I'll have a rasher sandwich to go with it please

Kold · 20-10-2007 06:14PM

Just pork scratchings for me. I'm watching my figure.

pretty-in-pink · 20-10-2007 06:26PM

Oh gee *blushes* I made you all some tripple choc fudge cake, I didn't know. Im sorry

Kold · 20-10-2007 06:38PM

Ah tis OK love, waste not etc.

pretty-in-pink · 20-10-2007 07:06PM

Ok, double cream, icecream and hot choc sauce?

Zaph · 20-10-2007 07:10PM

Kold wrote: »

Just pork scratchings for me. I'm watching my figure.

OUT! NOW!! Not even in jest should those words be uttered around here.

And while Brother Kold is skulking out the door I'll have his cake PiP, with extra ice cream instead of the double cream please.

pretty-in-pink · 20-10-2007 07:24PM

K, vanilla, choc, strawb or all 3? Crumbled flake?

_Kaiser_ · 20-10-2007 09:04PM

All this talk of food has convinced me I DO need to order that Domino's pizza after all.. I slipped briefly and thought about skipping it (the shame!). thank you PiP.

Ways in which men are superior..

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