Ways in which men are superior..

Icequeen

dr.bollocko wrote:

I'll pick you up friday at eight love.
I'll be the one in the tuxedo tee-shirt with the mustard stain on the left lapel.

All that AND a beer gut? Be still my beating heart :rolleyes:

dr.bollocko

What can I say? Chicks dig me.
*clears out left nostril*

Degsy

Icequeen wrote:

All that AND a beer gut? Be still my beating heart :rolleyes:

I'm sure you're just delish,darling,but next time dont tuck your dress into your knickers..it makes you look common.

Icequeen

dr.bollocko wrote:

What can I say? Chicks dig me.

Yeah repeatedly I'd assume, to the face, to the gut....

Icequeen

Degsy wrote:

I'm sure you're just delish,darling,but next time dont tuck your dress into your knickers..it makes you look common.

Well I had to do something to take the attention off your face.

dr.bollocko

Wow the thought of getting down n dirty with me is really turning you on isnt it?
Im not really a submissive kinda guy, but I can spend ages farting and watching football while you tickle me with your girl fists.

Degsy

Icequeen wrote:

Well I had to do something to take the attention off your face.

hey..this face leaves in ten minutes love..be on it!

Robbo

Icequeen, you're on the precipice of a banning. The rest of you keep it more general and less personal.

Bazzy

frizzefreckles wrote:

some of ye do

time to pick up a real man with beer gut and receding hair ! and not the pansy your hiding under your stairs


Oh back in the good old days when men were men and pansies were flowers

Degsy

Bazzy wrote:

time to pick up a real man with beer gut and receding hair ! and not the pansy your hiding under your stairs


Oh back in the good old days when men were men and pansies were flowers

And gay meant happy?

Bazzy

oooh oooh thought of another one


Men dont get wound up by the fashion forum where as some women find this one winds them up


and men can drive

Degsy

Me next!!..Men almost never say how fat another man's outfit makes him look!

Bazzy

Degsy wrote:

And gay meant happy?

Oh to simplier times. When there was no such thing as a career women, They just stayed at home and cleaned the house etc....

I mean how hard can it be like ya know but tbh they do bring beer rather well and re stock the fridge and cook food so all's not lost i suppose! and there a great source of entertaiment

Piss possies when there out drinking and they all go to the toilet together .. never have or will understand that

Degsy

Furthermore..what man or group of men gets excited about sales in shops?Women turn into animals at sale times,they scrummage in baskets for cut price t-towels they'll never use,they camp overnight to buy a 800 quid handbag they cant afford and they'll fight each other to the death if necessary for the sake of saving a few quid on a cardigan with a migraine-inducing pattern.

lynchpin

Men never complain about about how cold they are every time they enter or leave a room.
Men can watch films without asking any questions what so ever.
Men can look at any woman without commenting on their outfits(Except when the outfit is skimpy of course ).

Icequeen

Degsy wrote:

Furthermore..what man or group of men gets excited about sales in shops?Women turn into animals at sale times,they scrummage in baskets for cut price t-towels they'll never use,they camp overnight to buy a 800 quid handbag they cant afford and they'll fight each other to the death if necessary for the sake of saving a few quid on a cardigan with a migraine-inducing pattern.

What men don't understand is that to us shopping is a hobbie not a chore, we don't care what we're buying! the important thing is that we're spending

Degsy

Icequeen wrote:

What men don't understand is that to us shopping is a hobbie not a chore, we don't care what we're buying! the important thing is that we're spending

No its a tribal thing,men can behave like animals in packs when they're pissed up or at a football match or during a riot,but alert a group of women to the same bargain and the collective hackles raise,the claws protrude and a spirit of grim determination cut with hysteria takes over.

Bazzy

Icequeen wrote:

What men don't understand is that to us shopping is a hobbie not a chore, we don't care what we're buying! the important thing is that we're spending

Excellent attitude.... Spend away i'm sure your boyfriend / Financeme is glad of the quality time your allowing him to drink some beer!!! women need to wait for sales as they get paid less anyway boo hoo hoo

Icequeen

Bazzy wrote:

Excellent attitude.... Spend away i'm sure your boyfriend / Financeme is glad of the quality time your allowing him to drink some beer!!!

I'm single, there's no way I'm wasting my cash on some fat, balding git

Bazzy wrote:

women need to wait for sales as they get paid less anyway boo hoo hoo

Not me! I get paid plenty I just like the sales because I get to bring home more full bags

Degsy

Icequeen wrote:

I'm single, there's no way I'm wasting my cash on some fat, balding git



Not me! I get paid plenty I just like the sales because I get to bring home more full bags

:rolleyes:

Bazzy

Icequeen wrote:

I'm single, there's no way I'm wasting my cash on some fat, balding git



Not me! I get paid plenty I just like the sales because I get to bring home more full bags

You wont waist your cash yet you'll waste your time

and in the real world time is money little girl so dont waste you time in here your fighting a losing battle similar to mine with waist and hair line

Icequeen

Bazzy wrote:

You wont waist your cash yet you'll waste your time

What? unlike everybody else on here who are I assume then employees or studying for a thesis on human interactive dynamics within a closed virtual system?

Bazzy wrote:

and in the real world time is money little girl so dont waste you time in here your fighting a losing battle similar to mine with waist and hair line

I'm not fighting any battle I'm just having a laugh but obviously some of you "real men" are less able for it than others :rolleyes:

Bazzy

Icequeen wrote:

What? unlike everybody else on here who are I assume then employees or studying for a thesis on human interactive dynamics within a closed virtual system?



I'm not fighting any battle I'm just having a laugh but obviously some of you "real men" are less able for it than others :rolleyes:

I'd be well able for you baby dont u worry mizz ice queen

Icequeen

Bazzy wrote:

I'd be well able for you baby dont u worry mizz ice queen

yeah I can see that by your mature replies :rolleyes: wanna tell me how massive your willy is, how many hundreds of girls you've slept with and how you lost your virginity to your babysitter when you were 11 too? :rolleyes:

smashey

Icequeen wrote:

Two words: Multiple Orgasms

Although probably not from any of yous

Pah. We get to orgasm every single time.

Icequeen

smashey wrote:

Pah. We get to orgasm every single time.

Yeah it's unfortunate that we don't get to too, but that's because it usually takes this to make it happen for us:



which I don't believe is a catagory any of you fit into, hence the phrase "FAKING IT"

Icequeen

Or even better, what really does it for me:

Tom Welling



Now thats a real man!

Ways in which men are superior..

We're not women.

smashey

Icequeen wrote:

Yeah it's unfortunate that we don't get to too, but that's because it usually takes this to make it happen for us:



which I don't believe is a catagory any of you fit into, hence the phrase "FAKING IT"

The Brothers are more than capable of providing the wimmin with the multiples. We just can't be bothered.

Icequeen

smashey wrote:

The Brothers are more than capable of providing the wimmin with the multiples. We just can't be bothered.

No sweetheart, there is a difference between "can't be bothered" and "just aren't able" and you fit nicely into the latter