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  • #32
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Fighting it......I see

    Yeah I go to all the cool places.....


  • #33
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    Tell her that the hot neighbour girl distracted you, asking about DIY questions, and you felt a bit creeped out as she's only 18, and really a bit to young for you. Mention that se always seems to be outside, in revealing cothes whenever you leave the house. Also mention that she seems to like your muscles, as she keeps touching them. She'll never ask you to work outdoors again.

    That's actually bloody good!! :D


  • #34
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Get some of the neighbours kids to do it for you and pay them with beer, usually a better incentive than money. But don't be paying them with premium beer, they'll be happy enough with some cheap beer from Lidl. Then pass it off as your own work and you'll be in the good books, and she'll buy you some premium beer in gratitude, thus earning you a return on investment!


  • #35
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Exchanging cheap beer for a quality Weiss Beer, I like it. I know a bloke who tried a similiar trick with water & wine, he managed to get a book deal and some good merchantiseing rights out of it.

    Wouldn't I was in Lidl yesterday and all, funny thing is I was picking up those Weiss beer glasses they had:D Forward planning

    PIP I like your plan too, could be harder to pull off though


  • #36
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    Yeah I go to all the cool places.....

    And you want to go to Fibbers????


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  • #37
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,396 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    gillo wrote: »
    Also to remember that that sort of work makes your muscles arch, so after cooking you dinner she really does have to give you a massage.

    A massage is not worth the effort you would have to expend in order to get it. You have much to learn young Paduan.


  • #38
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    That's actually bloody good!! :D
    gillo wrote: »
    Exchanging cheap beer for a quality Weiss Beer, I like it. I know a bloke who tried a similiar trick with water & wine, he managed to get a book deal and some good merchantiseing rights out of it.

    Wouldn't I was in Lidl yesterday and all, funny thing is I was picking up those Weiss beer glasses they had:D Forward planning

    PIP I like your plan too, could be harder to pull off though

    Thanks guys, UI do read FHM ometimes, and JEff Green. Funny cause itstrue. Well either that or I'm just a very easy going person who delights in the foibles of menfolk


  • #39
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    gillo wrote: »
    Maybe this should be stickified for the good of all brothers

    Here's my problem. It's my day off today and the missus want's me to lay the lawn. This apparently involves removing all the stones from the surface, levels the soil and spreading a load of seeds. I on the other hand, prefer to spend my day off, reading Boards, drinking a few bottles of Erdinger, having a smoke, maybe watching a DVD, hell I might even splash out and get dressed.

    I need's to come up with some sort of excuse, for when she gets home. I could tell the truth and say "yeah, I meant to but I couldn't be bothered". I guessing a lot of Brothers have been in similar situation's so whats the best excuse for not doing the chore's????



    Knowing it was your day off you should have had vigorous morning sex that way you can say you put your back out humping her.


  • #40
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Knowing it was your day off you should have had vigorous morning sex that way you can say you put your back out humping her.

    ooooooooooooh I like that one too


  • #41
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,396 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    In fairness, one of the Brothers should have thought of that one. DOH!


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  • #42
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Actually, I put her back out, thus confining her to bed and giving her something more important to worry about.


  • #43
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    zaph wrote: »
    In fairness, one of the Brothers should have thought of that one. DOH!

    My, that is quiet a compliment :D


  • #44
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    zaph wrote: »
    In fairness, one of the Brothers should have thought of that one. DOH!
    The brother's realised that she was at work that day and thus up and out early!!
    That said I'll bear it in mind.

    Reminds me of a guy I was working with years ago, who appeared for work about two hours late one Saturday morning, when confronted my the manager he came out with the perfect excuse; he'd met some girl in a club the previous night and brought her back when he woke up this (that) morning he figured I can go to work or be late a have a good $hag. Cheeky lad got away with it!!!


  • #45
    someothername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭someothername


    you could always say that you would require "payment in advance" for the work she wants you to do.......
    then request something that you know the wimmins dont like offering... ;)

    you know she wont - which means you cant do the work.
    sorted! :D


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