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What's the MOST you're EVER eaten???

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  • #62
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    Are you lot on diets or what?
    Caliden wrote:
    A 6" wide dinner plate filled with macaroni and cheese stacked about 2 inches high followed by 2 breasts of chicken. I felt like I was going to explode

    and that's a side plate, ffs!!

    Oil rig, Christmas Day, so we've basically got the day off unless something comes up. Food is the highlight of the day, and is free:

    Skip breakfast.
    First in for lunch.

    2 soup bowls full of prawn cocktail.
    Seafood platter - lobster, crayfish, scallops. A gargantuan amount.
    Main Course - Turkey & all the trimmings.
    Main course - Goose & all the trimmings.

    Dessert - Sticky toffee pudding & cream
    Dessert - An entire catering size Alabama Fudge Cake & cream.
    Dessert - Cheesecake, fresh fruits & cream.

    Back to the room with a plate of profiteroles, brandy snaps & petit fours.(shared with mate)
    A catering size tin of quality street.(shared with mate)
    A catering pack of after eights (not shared - had one each)

    Dinner - Prawn Cocktail & Seafood buffet as above.
    Dinner - Soup plate of fried Scampi, soup plate of chips. Back up for more scampi.
    Dinner - Beef Wellington, chips & veg.
    Dessert. Baked Alaska

    Back to room with more after eights, petit fours.

    many squares of toilet tissue were harmed in the making of this engorgement


  • #63
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    maple wrote:
    it was two Big Mac MEALS! ah well I was impressed with myself. :(

    **curses Rigger for bursting my i'm a fat ba$tard bubble** ;)

    Ok, 2 big mac meals is better than just too big macs. ;)

    ya fat fúck. Happy!? :confused::p


  • #64
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    The-Rigger wrote:
    Ok, 2 big mac meals is better than just too big macs. ;)

    ya fat fúck. Happy!? :confused::p

    You two wanna-be fatties get a room;)


  • #65
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    What the hell are you doing here? Get your ass over to beer guts.

    Haha, surprisingly, I don't have any beer gut :D


  • #66
    dodgyme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭dodgyme


    1 starter and 3 xmas dinners (main courses) at company xmas do. I had an audience for the last one.


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  • #67
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    big b wrote:
    Are you lot on diets or what?



    and that's a side plate, ffs!!

    Oil rig, Christmas Day, so we've basically got the day off unless something comes up. Food is the highlight of the day, and is free:

    Skip breakfast.
    First in for lunch.

    2 soup bowls full of prawn cocktail.
    Seafood platter - lobster, crayfish, scallops. A gargantuan amount.
    Main Course - Turkey & all the trimmings.
    Main course - Goose & all the trimmings.

    Dessert - Sticky toffee pudding & cream
    Dessert - An entire catering size Alabama Fudge Cake & cream.
    Dessert - Cheesecake, fresh fruits & cream.

    Back to the room with a plate of profiteroles, brandy snaps & petit fours.(shared with mate)
    A catering size tin of quality street.(shared with mate)
    A catering pack of after eights (not shared - had one each)

    Dinner - Prawn Cocktail & Seafood buffet as above.
    Dinner - Soup plate of fried Scampi, soup plate of chips. Back up for more scampi.
    Dinner - Beef Wellington, chips & veg.
    Dessert. Baked Alaska

    Back to room with more after eights, petit fours.

    many squares of toilet tissue were harmed in the making of this engorgement

    AND THERE IT IS.......

    WE HAVE A WINNER! BRAVO DUDE BRAVO!

    And to you smart asses with the "two subway footlongs...thats horse****!" u seem to have forgotten the 12 burgers!!! Almighty Cushion...2 footlongs for lunch on a regular basis....wow obesity rite there! Ah fcuk it gotta luv subway! ;)


  • #68
    landfill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭landfill


    I think its less than edifying to make general comments like "I think I must have
    had 4 plates of food, LOL". I mean, how long is a piece of string?

    However, I sympathise with people trying to measure how much they've eaten - its
    not always an easy thing to quantify, and I'm guilty of approximation myself.

    What we need here is a standard unit of measure, or at least something a little
    more well-defined than "a plate of food". Weight isn't entirely suitable, but I think
    it things like "a McDonalds burger", or "a Ben and Jerry's 500ml tub of ice-cream"
    should be sufficient. This would give adequate accuracy - after all - being a glutton
    needn't be a very scientific thing.

    I've never eaten competitively, or with view to setting a record, so its likely my 3
    examples of natural gluttony will be beaten, but here goes:

    1. Two plates of dinner (plates were ~ 10 " in diameter, well filled - but not
    piled too high) + 23 Weetabix w/ milk. I wasn't even in pain afterwards.

    2. ~400g of pasta (weight = before cooking or adding water) + 2 HB Romantica

    3. A supersize McDonalds Chicken meal (some new kind of bigger burger,
    chips, coke) + 3 hamburgers + 3 Chicken Burgers + 1.5L water (it was 11am and I
    was hungover). I should note that is very very achievable, and had I known this
    thread would happen, I'd have thrown down another 4 or 5 burgers easily enough.
    Ironically - its the water that could f.uck you up in the end...its very filling.

    Cool thread btw!


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Eat to live.

    Don't live to eat.


  • #70
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    landfill wrote:
    + 23 Weetabix w/ milk. I wasn't even in pain afterwards.

    Cool thread btw!

    WOW! Impressive...

    BOOM. She shoots. She scores...why thank u! :D


  • #71
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    HavoK wrote:
    Haha, surprisingly, I don't have any beer gut :D

    With an appetite like that you should.


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  • #72
    SpAcEd OuT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,962 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    Just for the record im not a fat ****er but bodybuild but here is my most consumed in one day

    6 eggs
    2 peanut butter sandwhiches
    4 weetabix
    Milkshake
    Porridge

    Tuna sandwhich
    Steak
    Potatoe
    Pasta
    Milkshake

    3 Chicken fillets
    Rice
    Milkshake

    Lamb Curry
    Rice
    Potatoe
    Pasta salad
    Apple

    2 peanut butter sandwhiches
    Chicken ceasar salade
    Chicken Fillet
    Banana

    Steak
    Potatoes
    Milkshake

    Milkshake


    I did it for a week, was meant to keep it up for 4 weeks but couldn't do it, too much eating


  • #73
    SpAcEd OuT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,962 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    oh and was watching a documentary about teenage bodybuilders and one of the guys on his off days which was something like 3-4 days put on 3 stone I kid you not


  • #74
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    SpAcEd OuT wrote:
    oh and was watching a documentary about teenage bodybuilders and one of the guys on his off days which was something like 3-4 days put on 3 stone I kid you not

    No he didnt.I'm abodybuilder too and that kind of weight gain is impossible.


  • #75
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    The-Rigger wrote:
    Ok, 2 big mac meals is better than just too big macs. ;)

    ya fat fúck. Happy!? :confused::p


    Much better, thanks. :D

    ****thinks about post, cue complex of being obese fat slob, develops eating disorder and dies of heart attack brought on by lack of nutrition** ;)


  • #76
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Degsy wrote:
    You two wanna-be fatties get a room;)

    Riggers and mine ultimate sex fantasy

    "imagine two rolypolys huffing and puffing on the bed, crisp wrappers crinkling underneath them for erotic sound effect. eventually they give up, turn on the tv and share a family box of milk tray between them. "

    I am so turned on right now. :p


  • #77
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm a bit underweight for my height and rarely over eat, but once upon a time I was at a party and ate a whole large pizza (with all the toppings), while washing it down with a couple of pints (which got me buzzed). I was so miserable afterwards that I have never done it again.


  • #78
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    landfill wrote:
    23 Weetabix w/ milk. I wasn't even in pain afterwards.
    23 Weetabix!! Hats off.

    As for 2 foot of Subway, pffftthhhhhhh!!!
    Can't remember the most I ever ate. Probably involved christmas though.


  • #79
    SpAcEd OuT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,962 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    Degsy wrote:
    No he didnt.I'm abodybuilder too and that kind of weight gain is impossible.

    check out baby faced bodybuilders i'm sure its probably up on youtube or the net somewhere if you don't believe me


  • #80
    Firetrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,441 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    I once witnessed a guy I know eating a family sized lasagne in one go. 1kg of the stuff.


  • #81
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    maple wrote:
    Riggers and mine ultimate sex fantasy

    "imagine two rolypolys huffing and puffing on the bed, crisp wrappers crinkling underneath them for erotic sound effect. eventually they give up, turn on the tv and share a family box of milk tray between them. "

    I am so turned on right now. :p

    :eek::D

    Good jaysais! lol

    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    I'm a bit underweight for my height and rarely over eat, but once upon a time I was at a party and ate a whole large pizza (with all the toppings), while washing it down with a couple of pints (which got me buzzed). I was so miserable afterwards that I have never done it again.

    wow blue, a whole pizza, I bet it wasn't even one of the personal ones but a medium.

    Impressive!

    :D


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  • #82
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Wow! I didn't think I could do this, but in the past 2 hours I've eaten a blueberry muffin, a chinese take-away (full chips, full rice, full curry) topped with 3 slices of chocolate cake! :eek:

    I'm going to get sick...how on earth am I gonna work this off!?! Dreading tomorrow morning! :)


  • #83
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    Wow! I didn't think I could do this, but in the past 2 hours I've eaten a blueberry muffin, a chinese take-away (full chips, full rice, full curry) topped with 3 slices of chocolate cake! :eek:

    I'm going to get sick...how on earth am I gonna work this off!?! Dreading tomorrow morning! :)

    define slice, I bet you sliced them wafer thin just so you could add them to yore list. :p


  • #84
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    define slice, I bet you sliced them wafer thin just so you could add them to yore list. :p

    haha you make it sound as though I'm boasting, beeeelieve me, I'm disgusted in myself...all that food is just disgusting! :D

    Well it was the Marks and Spencers Chocolate Swiss Roll and it says
    "serves 6", I've eaten over half the roll!!! :eek:


  • #85
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    done an eat all you can buffet at pizza hut when i was about 16, about 13 slices of pizza, two salad bowls, 5 peices of garlic bread, and 2 bowls of ice cream

    still only weigh about 11 stone


  • #86
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    haha you make it sound as though I'm boasting, beeeelieve me, I'm disgusted in myself...all that food is just disgusting! :D

    Well it was the Marks and Spencers Chocolate Swiss Roll and it says
    "serves 6", I've eaten over half the roll!!! :eek:

    Really?

    I think you're a hero, good job! :D


  • #87
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    irish-stew wrote: »
    done an eat all you can buffet at pizza hut when i was about 16, about 13 slices of pizza, two salad bowls, 5 peices of garlic bread, and 2 bowls of ice cream

    still only weigh about 11 stone

    13 slices of pizza -> Did it last night! lol :D
    2 salad bowls -> oooooooh
    5 pieces of garlic bread -> marios do a garlic bread french stick baguette...easy!
    2 bowls of ice-cream -> Whole tub of ben n jerrys!?

    Come on Irish-stew, you're being beaten to a girl here, is that all you got!? Ha, I sound fat! :p


  • #88
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I just ate a 12" cock.
    It was salty.


  • #89
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    13 slices of pizza -> Did it last night! lol :D
    2 salad bowls -> oooooooh
    5 pieces of garlic bread -> marios do a garlic bread french stick baguette...easy!
    2 bowls of ice-cream -> Whole tub of ben n jerrys!?

    Come on Irish-stew, you're being beaten to a girl here, is that all you got!? Ha, I sound fat! :p


    sorry, forgot to mention i went to another pizza chain later that evening, another buffet, 11 pizza slices, and that was after the extra large tub of popcorn i had at the cinema just before

    :D


  • #90
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    irish-stew wrote: »
    sorry, forgot to mention i went to another pizza chain later that evening, another buffet, 11 pizza slices, and that was after the extra large tub of popcorn i had at the cinema just before

    :D

    hmmmm....I'm not sure if I can believe this, sounds like a back-track to me!

    Terry, what do you think, does this sound a bit iffy to you!?! :D


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  • #91
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    hmmmm....I'm not sure if I can believe this, sounds like a back-track to me!

    Terry, what do you think, does this sound a bit iffy to you!?! :D

    are we disccusing in one sitting, or in one day, it was a long time ago, details are sketchy, all i know is that i could face pizza for about a week


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