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Most embarrassing thing happened today!!!!

  • 01-10-2007 06:33PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭


    Ok I've had a lot worse than this happen but omg the embarrassment!

    Everyone had just hopped off the bus this morning on Abbey St and as ya know yourself theres sooo many damn pigeons around the likes of O'connell st, Abbey st these days....anyways, I hopped off the bus and was walking along with the crowdswhen I came across this HUGE pigeon!! I could just sense it was getting ready to fly off and when I walked closer to it...BOOM! Almost hit me in the face....I got sucha fright I let out a scream and jumped!!! Omg the embarrassment! I think everyone around broke their hearts laughing....haha oh God! :D

    Anyone else with embarrassing/similar stories!?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    a huge pigeon lol, are you one of the little people


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Was it Dom Jolly dressed as a pigeon by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭dmck2886


    At least it didnt poo on you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Cheeky_gal wrote:
    and when I walked closer to it...BOOM! Almost hit me in the face....


    Did it explode or something? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Yea, yea, yea...bring on the slags...I'm serious tho I got suuucha fright, ugh, hate pigeons...they're big n filthy ....ew!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Ok, theyre not big... seriously are you a midget?

    Unless...........

    http://london.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/05/Giant%20Pigeon.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭dmck2886


    Cheeky_gal wrote:
    Yea, yea, yea...bring on the slags...I'm serious tho I got suuucha fright, ugh, hate pigeons...they're big n filthy ....ew!

    Yeah your right they are filthy thats why they are known as flying rats:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Archimedes wrote:
    Ok, theyre not big... seriously are you a midget?

    Unless...........

    http://london.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/05/Giant%20Pigeon.jpg

    I'm actually 5"8...:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky


    Their no more dirty than anything else and don't carry anymore diseases than other birds,and the only reason theres so many is that we are so wasteful.stop dissing the birds they might turn on you :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    gerky wrote:
    Their no more dirty than anything else and don't carry anymore diseases than other birds,and the only reason theres so many is that we are so wasteful.stop dissing the birds they might turn on you :p
    *gets images of Cheeky_gal being carried away by a flock of seagulls*

    :D

    I once got off a bus and walked into the wing-mirror. That was certainly silly. Barely anyone around though thank fook.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Cheeky_gal wrote:
    I came across this HUGE pigeon!! I could just sense it was getting ready to fly off and when I walked closer to it...BOOM!
    Lucky you are a gal or that could have been really embarassing :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Lucky you are a gal or that could have been really embarassing :eek:

    Nevermind that, I want to know when pigeons started using suicide bombers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Nevermind that, I want to know when pigeons started using suicide bombers.

    LOL...maybe BOOM was the wrong choice or wording...more lyk BAAM! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭Dingatron


    Walking across a pedestrian crossing and some f3cker in a car nearly knocked me down. Gave him what for and told him to watch where he was going. Then I walked into a lamp post. :o The day didn't improve much after that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    The little blighters seem to have a mission to upend me from my bicycle. If they're startled at all their first reaction seems to be hurtle their little overfed selves at the cause.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭digitally-yours


    heheh i don't think so

    u wana know whats embarrassing :D

    check the first link in my signature :)


  • Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DaveMcG wrote:
    *gets images of Cheeky_gal being carried away by a flock of seagulls*

    She should have ran......ran so far away......
    check the first link in my signature

    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    whiskeyman wrote:
    Did it explode or something? :confused:

    OMG rofl!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,164 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    Harrowing stuff.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    DaveMcG wrote:
    I once got off a bus and walked into the wing-mirror. That was certainly silly. Barely anyone around though thank fook.
    I can beat that. About a week ago, I did that before getting onto a bus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭KilbarrackBlows


    Cheeky_gal wrote:
    Ok I've had a lot worse than this happen but omg the embarrassment!

    Everyone had just hopped off the bus this morning on Abbey St and as ya know yourself theres sooo many damn pigeons around the likes of O'connell st, Abbey st these days....anyways, I hopped off the bus and was walking along with the crowdswhen I came across this HUGE pigeon!! I could just sense it was getting ready to fly off and when I walked closer to it...BOOM! Almost hit me in the face....I got sucha fright I let out a scream and jumped!!! Omg the embarrassment! I think everyone around broke their hearts laughing....haha oh God! :D

    Anyone else with embarrassing/similar stories!?!

    haha that was you i laughed :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    I got a football full of sh1t full force in the face. So not only was my face sore but it stank of sh1t. The worse thing was it was a girl that kicked the ball


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Dun laoire wrote:
    I got a football full of sh1t full force in the face. So not only was my face sore but it stank of sh1t. The worse thing was it was a girl that kicked the ball

    how the heck do you inflate a football with excrement? :eek:

    a pigeon got into a lecture theatre before and our lecturer, supposedly a ex-military hardman type, cowered like a big girls blouse as it flew around the room. Crouched down on the ground saying, they carry diseases etc. Oh how I laughed! Eventually it settled down down the back of the class, and he half got back to work, but he kept one eye on the bird and ducked every time it made any move to fly again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    walking into a Junior Cert exam one morning.me and about half my year...

    anyway walking up the road and i look up and see a pigeon taking a sh1t. and it lands on my shoulder.....

    think thats bad, i take off my jumper covered in sh1t, and then i get sh1t on again.so now ive got a jumper and shirt covered in sh1t and i still have to go in and sit through like a 2 hour exam!!!

    that's embarassing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    You got sh*t on twice?!? You must have got an A+ in that f*cking exam!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    Cheeky_gal wrote:
    Yea, yea, yea...bring on the slags...I'm serious tho I got suuucha fright, ugh, hate pigeons...they're big n filthy ....ew!

    Oh my god, i was like on the like bus like and then i was like getting off and like oh my god there was this like pigeon and i was like ewwww and it was like coooo and then it like flew near me and i was like oh my god and like screamed and like it was the most embarassing think like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Give us a ****ing break! That story wasn't even remotely embarassing..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    kev_s88 wrote:
    walking into a Junior Cert exam one morning.me and about half my year...

    anyway walking up the road and i look up and see a pigeon taking a sh1t. and it lands on my shoulder.....

    think thats bad, i take off my jumper covered in sh1t, and then i get sh1t on again.so now ive got a jumper and shirt covered in sh1t and i still have to go in and sit through like a 2 hour exam!!!

    that's embarassing
    Bloke in the job was tellin me one day that he was walkin down his road and a girl he was mad into was walking towards him and just as he kinda got in front of her and was about to say hello, a Bird Shat and it kinda landed on the side of his face, he couldnt even look at her to see had she laughed.

    ...coem to think of it that bloke has seriously bad luck....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭cjt156


    Orange69 wrote:
    Oh my god, i was like on the like bus like and then i was like getting off and like oh my god there was this like pigeon and i was like ewwww and it was like coooo and then it like flew near me and i was like oh my god and like screamed and like it was the most embarassing think like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Give us a ****ing break! That story wasn't even remotely embarassing..

    Nice, thanks for that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    cjt156 wrote:
    Nice, thanks for that.
    I'm sure it was no problem for him....


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