Most embarrassing thing happened today!!!!

Cheeky_gal

Ok I've had a lot worse than this happen but omg the embarrassment!

Everyone had just hopped off the bus this morning on Abbey St and as ya know yourself theres sooo many damn pigeons around the likes of O'connell st, Abbey st these days....anyways, I hopped off the bus and was walking along with the crowdswhen I came across this HUGE pigeon!! I could just sense it was getting ready to fly off and when I walked closer to it...BOOM! Almost hit me in the face....I got sucha fright I let out a scream and jumped!!! Omg the embarrassment! I think everyone around broke their hearts laughing....haha oh God!

Anyone else with embarrassing/similar stories!?!

MooseJam

a huge pigeon lol, are you one of the little people

Peyton Manning

Was it Dom Jolly dressed as a pigeon by any chance?

dmck2886

At least it didnt poo on you!

whiskeyman

Cheeky_gal wrote:

and when I walked closer to it...BOOM! Almost hit me in the face....

Did it explode or something?

Cheeky_gal

Yea, yea, yea...bring on the slags...I'm serious tho I got suuucha fright, ugh, hate pigeons...they're big n filthy ....ew!

Peyton Manning

Ok, theyre not big... seriously are you a midget?

Unless...........

http://london.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/05/Giant%20Pigeon.jpg

dmck2886

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Yea, yea, yea...bring on the slags...I'm serious tho I got suuucha fright, ugh, hate pigeons...they're big n filthy ....ew!

Yeah your right they are filthy thats why they are known as flying rats:eek:

Cheeky_gal

Archimedes wrote:

Ok, theyre not big... seriously are you a midget?

Unless...........

http://london.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/05/Giant%20Pigeon.jpg

I'm actually 5"8...:D

gerky

Their no more dirty than anything else and don't carry anymore diseases than other birds,and the only reason theres so many is that we are so wasteful.stop dissing the birds they might turn on you

Dave!

gerky wrote:

Their no more dirty than anything else and don't carry anymore diseases than other birds,and the only reason theres so many is that we are so wasteful.stop dissing the birds they might turn on you

*gets images of Cheeky_gal being carried away by a flock of seagulls*



I once got off a bus and walked into the wing-mirror. That was certainly silly. Barely anyone around though thank fook.

Mr. Presentable

There's a scary thought

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000ERU3PG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V64884696_.jpg

Capt'n Midnight

Cheeky_gal wrote:

I came across this HUGE pigeon!! I could just sense it was getting ready to fly off and when I walked closer to it...BOOM!

Lucky you are a gal or that could have been really embarassing :eek:

super_furry

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Lucky you are a gal or that could have been really embarassing :eek:

Nevermind that, I want to know when pigeons started using suicide bombers.

Cheeky_gal

super_furry wrote:

Nevermind that, I want to know when pigeons started using suicide bombers.

LOL...maybe BOOM was the wrong choice or wording...more lyk BAAM!

Dingatron

Walking across a pedestrian crossing and some f3cker in a car nearly knocked me down. Gave him what for and told him to watch where he was going. Then I walked into a lamp post. The day didn't improve much after that.

humbert

The little blighters seem to have a mission to upend me from my bicycle. If they're startled at all their first reaction seems to be hurtle their little overfed selves at the cause.

digitally-yours

heheh i don't think so

u wana know whats embarrassing

check the first link in my signature

DaveMcG

DaveMcG wrote:

*gets images of Cheeky_gal being carried away by a flock of seagulls*

She should have ran......ran so far away......

digitally yours wrote:

check the first link in my signature

No.

Huggles

whiskeyman wrote:

Did it explode or something?

OMG rofl!!!!!!!

Ronan|Raven

Harrowing stuff.

Feral Mutant

DaveMcG wrote:

I once got off a bus and walked into the wing-mirror. That was certainly silly. Barely anyone around though thank fook.

I can beat that. About a week ago, I did that before getting onto a bus.

KilbarrackBlows

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Ok I've had a lot worse than this happen but omg the embarrassment!

Everyone had just hopped off the bus this morning on Abbey St and as ya know yourself theres sooo many damn pigeons around the likes of O'connell st, Abbey st these days....anyways, I hopped off the bus and was walking along with the crowdswhen I came across this HUGE pigeon!! I could just sense it was getting ready to fly off and when I walked closer to it...BOOM! Almost hit me in the face....I got sucha fright I let out a scream and jumped!!! Omg the embarrassment! I think everyone around broke their hearts laughing....haha oh God!

Anyone else with embarrassing/similar stories!?!

haha that was you i laughed

Dun laoire

I got a football full of sh1t full force in the face. So not only was my face sore but it stank of sh1t. The worse thing was it was a girl that kicked the ball

Wossack

Dun laoire wrote:

I got a football full of sh1t full force in the face. So not only was my face sore but it stank of sh1t. The worse thing was it was a girl that kicked the ball

how the heck do you inflate a football with excrement? :eek:

a pigeon got into a lecture theatre before and our lecturer, supposedly a ex-military hardman type, cowered like a big girls blouse as it flew around the room. Crouched down on the ground saying, they carry diseases etc. Oh how I laughed! Eventually it settled down down the back of the class, and he half got back to work, but he kept one eye on the bird and ducked every time it made any move to fly again

kev_s88

walking into a Junior Cert exam one morning.me and about half my year...

anyway walking up the road and i look up and see a pigeon taking a sh1t. and it lands on my shoulder.....

think thats bad, i take off my jumper covered in sh1t, and then i get sh1t on again.so now ive got a jumper and shirt covered in sh1t and i still have to go in and sit through like a 2 hour exam!!!

that's embarassing

Dave!

You got sh*t on twice?!? You must have got an A+ in that f*cking exam!!!

Orange69

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Yea, yea, yea...bring on the slags...I'm serious tho I got suuucha fright, ugh, hate pigeons...they're big n filthy ....ew!

Oh my god, i was like on the like bus like and then i was like getting off and like oh my god there was this like pigeon and i was like ewwww and it was like coooo and then it like flew near me and i was like oh my god and like screamed and like it was the most embarassing think like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Give us a ****ing break! That story wasn't even remotely embarassing..

Niamho!

kev_s88 wrote:

walking into a Junior Cert exam one morning.me and about half my year...

anyway walking up the road and i look up and see a pigeon taking a sh1t. and it lands on my shoulder.....

think thats bad, i take off my jumper covered in sh1t, and then i get sh1t on again.so now ive got a jumper and shirt covered in sh1t and i still have to go in and sit through like a 2 hour exam!!!

that's embarassing

Bloke in the job was tellin me one day that he was walkin down his road and a girl he was mad into was walking towards him and just as he kinda got in front of her and was about to say hello, a Bird Shat and it kinda landed on the side of his face, he couldnt even look at her to see had she laughed.

...coem to think of it that bloke has seriously bad luck....

cjt156

Orange69 wrote:

Oh my god, i was like on the like bus like and then i was like getting off and like oh my god there was this like pigeon and i was like ewwww and it was like coooo and then it like flew near me and i was like oh my god and like screamed and like it was the most embarassing think like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Give us a ****ing break! That story wasn't even remotely embarassing..

Nice, thanks for that.

Niamho!

cjt156 wrote:

Nice, thanks for that.

I'm sure it was no problem for him....

kevmy

nipplenuts wrote:

There's a scary thought

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000ERU3PG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V64884696_.jpg

The guy on the far right of that pic looks like a young Brian Cowen. Now that would be embarrassing. A finance minister with a hidden history of 80's power pop

Mossy Monk

Orange69 wrote:

Oh my god, i was like on the like bus like and then i was like getting off and like oh my god there was this like pigeon and i was like ewwww and it was like coooo and then it like flew near me and i was like oh my god and like screamed and like it was the most embarassing think like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Give us a ****ing break! That story wasn't even remotely embarassing..

Why did you even bother replying?

demanufactured

cos it was funny?

Rob_l

kevmy wrote:

The guy on the far right of that pic looks like a young Brian Cowen. Now that would be embarrassing. A finance minister with a hidden history of 80's power pop

classic it does indeed look like cowen the big sap

Wook

Orange69 wrote:

Oh my god, i was like on the like bus like and then i was like getting off and like oh my god there was this like pigeon and i was like ewwww and it was like coooo and then it like flew near me and i was like oh my god and like screamed and like it was the most embarassing think like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

funny

Give us a ****ing break! That story wasn't even remotely embarassing

..not so funny

Niamho!

Mossy Monk wrote:

Why did you even bother replying?

I often wonder myself....but i better not comment after last time....

Rob_l

Feral Mutant wrote:

I can beat that. About a week ago, I did that before getting onto a bus.

i got off a bus and walked into a freshly painted yellow yes bright yellow bus stop left a big yellow paint line down my forehead and chest.

Nice, Nice!!

Orange69

Mossy Monk wrote:

Why did you even bother replying?

Jeez its like Saturday night at the wailing wall in here.. cheer up folks!

cance

Niamho! wrote:

I often wonder myself....but i better not comment after last time....

yeah, that made me giggle too, sorry about that.

Rob_l

cance wrote:

yeah, that made me giggle too, sorry about that.

whats this an apology for something done,:eek:

on boards:eek:

surely not?

the whole year inn

Was it the Goodfeathers see them every where beware of the one on the right

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/39/Goodfeathers.jpg/320px-Goodfeathers.jpg

Niamho!

Rob_l wrote:

whats this an apology for something done,:eek:

on boards:eek:

surely not?

hhhmmm.....I doubt it Robbie dont be so gullible. lol

cance

double post

cance

could have been worse op,

seven years of age sitting outside a french bank with my ma, sis and little brother.

Little brother starts whinging and walks to the center of the footpath, begins to throw a wobbler.

The well trained french pigeons of this sleepy town were having none of it, and took off in a pack from above the bank, every single one of them shat on him, and only him as they flew over and left the area. my mum was crying with laughter and me and my sister were upset with hilarity.

poor little fella never lived it down.

Cheeky_gal

Orange69 wrote:

Oh my god, i was like on the like bus like and then i was like getting off and like oh my god there was this like pigeon and i was like ewwww and it was like coooo and then it like flew near me and i was like oh my god and like screamed and like it was the most embarassing think like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Give us a ****ing break! That story wasn't even remotely embarassing..

I'm kinda gettin the feeling u think i may be a little on the ditsy side!?! Plus anyways u don't deserve a say in this....I almost FELL OVER!!! :P

KilbarrackBlows wrote:

haha that was you i laughed

Are u serious??? Thats embarrassing...

Orange69

Cheeky_gal wrote:

I'm kinda gettin the feeling u think i may be a little on the ditsy side!?! Plus anyways u don't deserve a say in this....I almost FELL OVER!!! :P

Perhaps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGZtrBeDcQ

But seriously getting caught by your mom jacking your **** is embarrassing.. a close encounter with a pigeon aint!

Cheeky_gal

I'm so insulted by that link...I don't talk AT ALL lyk that...:rolleyes:

demanufactured

totally loike!

Capt'n Midnight

Wossack wrote:

a pigeon got into a lecture theatre before and our lecturer, supposedly a ex-military hardman type, cowered like a big girls blouse

as Woody Allen says "flying rats"

KilbarrackBlows

Cheeky_gal wrote:

I'm kinda gettin the feeling u think i may be a little on the ditsy side!?! Plus anyways u don't deserve a say in this....I almost FELL OVER!!! :P



Are u serious??? Thats embarrassing...

Yes cheeky gal im always watching you *looks at photo of your house and family members*