Lightning strikes biker's penis during toilet break

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 04:42AM

Canis Lupus wrote:

Mythbusters debunked that myth.

Not necessarily, have seen it happen. Admittedly, the poor sod was busting, so it was full st(r)eam ahead; it was dark and the electric fence was in the shadows, so he let loose from about six inches away, which didn't give much time for any break-up of the flow. Apart from the pain, he jumped back and fell on his rear, and ended up pishing on himself until he regained control ... a few seconds only, but enough!

Same guy had no luck with outdoor late night emergencies anyway ... a few weeks before that, he stepped discreetly forward into the ditch hearing girls voices approaching, and shoved his lad into a clump of nettles! >.<

challengemaster · 29-09-2007 04:46AM

well, atleast he can say he has more than an electric personality...

29-09-2007 04:47AM

randylonghorn wrote:

Same guy had no luck with outdoor late night emergencies anyway ... a few weeks before that, he stepped discreetly forward into the ditch hearing girls voices approaching, and shoved his lad into a clump of nettles! >.<

Isn't it just amazing what lads will do when girls are near?

challengemaster · 29-09-2007 04:51AM

painfully amazing! :eek:

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 04:52AM

Given he was 16 at the time, he probably didn't even need to step forward ... just the sound of wimmen coming was probably enough to extend his reach into the danger zone!

29-09-2007 04:56AM

randylonghorn wrote:

Same guy had no luck

...that night. You said it!

challengemaster · 29-09-2007 04:57AM

randylonghorn wrote:

sound of wimmen coming

I see what you did there.

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 05:03AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

...that night. You said it!

... or for about a week afterwards!

randylonghorn wrote:

sound of wimmen coming

challengemaster wrote:

I see what you did there.

So did they, he jumped back so fast!! >_>

29-09-2007 05:03AM

randylonghorn wrote:

just the sound of wimmen coming was probably enough to extend his reach into the danger zone!

Talk'in about metaphor-charged! Elect*ric!

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 05:10AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Talk'in about metaphor-charged! Elect*ric!

/me links arms with B!ue and wanders off to Creative Writing

(:p @ CM)

challengemaster · 29-09-2007 05:15AM

randylonghorn wrote:

/me links arms with B!ue and wanders off to Creative Writing

(:p @ CM)

got the wrong person?

B!ue is a bit.. tied up.. at the mo'

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 05:18AM

challengemaster wrote:

got the wrong person? B!ue is a bit.. tied up.. at the mo'

No, you have ... release poor old randomcountdown ffs, didn't you even notice he has the wrong colour hair, if nothing else? :rolleyes:

challengemaster · 29-09-2007 05:19AM

randylonghorn wrote:

No, you have ... release poor old randomcountdown ffs, didn't you even notice he has the wrong colour hair, if nothing else?

I think he's off playing with his joystick/pad.. and I'm sure I've the right person

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 05:27AM

challengemaster wrote:

I think he's off playing with his joystick

Admittedly, that does sound believable!

Hmmm ... then who tf?

Wait ... don't tell me she's actually been twins all along! :eek:

Jeez, mate, we lucked out big-time here!! :cool:

29-09-2007 05:28AM

More like HDD?**

**Oops! That didn't come out right... Had to edit!

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 05:39AM

[Back on topic] Well, the current is flowing ... [/Back on topic]

:cool:

And it came out VERY right, Ms. B!ue

... just as it went ... >_>

Hmm ... nvm! <_<

29-09-2007 05:48AM

Systems thinker Randy...
Inputs >> outputs = ( ! )

randylonghorn · 29-09-2007 05:55AM

Lol, so many smutty comments spring to mind!

/head explodes!!

Hell, even that could be Ms.-interpreted! ¬_¬

challengemaster · 29-09-2007 05:57AM

randylonghorn wrote:

Hell, even that could be Ms.-interpreted! ¬_¬

/followsinstructionsbeforerandyevergetsachancetothinkaboutthemandrunsoffgigglingathimwithb!ue

DavyD_83 · 29-09-2007 06:00AM

Canis Lupus wrote:

Mythbusters debunked that myth. Wee wee breaks into droplets and electricity can't pass through it.

I, and a few of my mates have pissed on an electric fence and recieved a shock. I'm open to ecxplanations, but it happened.

Plug · 29-09-2007 10:36AM

ha ha thats class!

Lightning strikes biker's penis during toilet break

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