Lightning strikes biker's penis during toilet break

Ruu_Old

*winces* Heard this on Jay Leno, bet he feels like a bit of a cock.:) /me shuffles off

They say the odds of being struck by lightning are one in a million, but a Croatian motorcyclist has beaten those odds — and then some.

The last thing Ante Djindjic could remember was stopping to take a quick toilet break while out on a ride.

The 29-year-old then awoke in hospital to be told that lightning had struck his penis.

"I don't remember what happened: one minute I was taking a leak, and the next thing I knew I was in hospital," Djindjic told Metro.co.uk.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Despite the strike, the motorcyclist received only minor burns to his arms and chest and was assured that his penis would function normally … eventually.

Karl Hungus

Ouch.

North&South

So sex with this guy will be sort of 'electrifying,' huh? :eek:

Anyone got his number?

randylonghorn

Well, that's one way to up the Ante!

"It EARTHED itself through his penis" ... wow!

/impressed

Lirange

They should make a fresco of that and put it next to The Creation of Adam on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Gaspode

Jaysus, just how big was his lad that it became the lightening rod for his immediate vicinity?

Wossack

farohar wrote:

Penises and electricity do not mix...

ah sure he'll walk that off, pansy

Terry

Farohar, nobody needs to see that.

Reku

Come (bad wording....:o ) to think of it I've even heard of guys who enjoy getting shocks to their penis. Considering the pain of when they get hit just right:eek: I seriously can't believe anyone would want this done to them.
A little S&M fair enough but anything that's liable to make you fold over and feel nautious...

Terry

Lads, Please stop posting pictures of a deformed penis.
Thanks.

ejmaztec

This guy has obviously been caught on the hop after an experiment into sexual deviancy. He was probably doing something that he shouldn't have been and dug himself into a hole (no pun intended), using the lightning as an excuse for his charred member. He was probably in the bath playing with a Dyson, not that I would be involved in that type of thing.

A casualty nurse in the UK told me about a guy who came into the A&E with his "stopper" stuck in a milk bottle. He told her that he had to take a pee when he was on the motorway and just had to have a handy milk bottle in his car - got stuck after the he had to brake suddenly - yeh yeh :rolleyes: bull-sh1t!

This must be why there aren't any glass milk-bottles anymore.

h57xiucj2z946q

i wonder did he jip all over the place

Reku

Terry wrote:

Farohar, nobody needs to see that.

Sorry, got it in an in-office e-mail, sometimes forget I don't work in the most professional place...:o

keen

Jaysus that's shocking, I can't even imagine the pain ouch.

Saint_Mel

He got a bolt for his nuts

L31mr0d

once watched a clip of a guy pissing onto an electric fence, now that looked excrutiatingly painful, the guy curled up in a ball twitching and starting yelping in a high pitched tone like a dog...

... can only imagine *shudder* how painfull a bolt from zeus would hurt, right down the japs eye

stcatherine

It's so wrong but .......... me/ Sniggers !

Agamemnon

Wossack wrote:

ah sure he'll wank that off, pansy

FYP.

Terry wrote:

Lads, Please stop posting pictures of a deformed penis.
Thanks.

Only in AH would a mod need to say this.

Reku

agamemnon wrote:

Only in AH would a mod need to say this.

Once again I'm sorry, really should put more thought into what I was in the link I was about to post.:(

Should I be surprised that it was a girl who sent me the picture and story?:rolleyes:
From my personal experiences it seems that girls send the worst (in terms of gross and in terms of smut) pics and vids via e-mail.

Pat the Baker

jaysus that would have been sore

Terry

farohar wrote:

Once again I'm sorry, really should put more thought into what I was in the link I was about to post.:(

Should I be surprised that it was a girl who sent me the picture and story?:rolleyes:
From my personal experiences it seems that girls send the worst (in terms of gross and in terms of smut) pics and vids via e-mail.

It wasn't just you.
Someone posted a link to the story afterwards.

Aard

deswalsh wrote:

Jaysus, just how big was his lad that it became the lightening rod for his immediate vicinity?

I think you misunderstood what happened.

Canis Lupus

Terry wrote:

It wasn't just you.
Someone posted a link to the story afterwards.

Snif... I just posted a link to snopes showing it wasn't electricity that did it but rather herpes or something. I was just being a responsible know it all.

Black Swan

Electrifying! I wonder what his nick name will be? Thunder bolt?

Anto McC

I wonder if it singed his pubes?

Capt'n Midnight

If you are going to take a leak against a fence, make sure it isn't an electric one.

Canis Lupus

Mythbusters debunked that myth. Wee wee breaks into droplets and electricity can't pass through it.

Terry

Canis Lupus wrote:

Snif... I just posted a link to snopes showing it wasn't electricity that did it but rather herpes or something. I was just being a responsible know it all.

It's cool
It's not really against the rules or anything.
It's just that some people would be in work or school and a big deformed penis in not what they need popping up on thieir browser.

There is also the fact that it would turn the stomach of someone who engages in the sickest of sex acts.

And then there is also the fact that I ****ing hate snopes.
We're all a bit nerdy, but they just take it to the extreme.
They always ruin great internet spoofs with their damn research.

AlmightyCushion

They should have just played this to him when he woke up in hospital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dys_oTeguVw

Canis Lupus

Canis Lupus wrote:

Mythbusters debunked that myth. Wee wee breaks into droplets and electricity can't pass through it.

It can if the voltage is high enough to overcome the resistance of air and jump betweeen droplets! :eek:

Thats precisely how lightning jumps from the ground to the clouds in the first place.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning

Thrill

Oooohh, the pain. I hope the doctors were careful not to touch his live wire.

The poor guys rod must be burnt to a crisp.

randylonghorn

Canis Lupus wrote:

Mythbusters debunked that myth.

Not necessarily, have seen it happen. Admittedly, the poor sod was busting, so it was full st(r)eam ahead; it was dark and the electric fence was in the shadows, so he let loose from about six inches away, which didn't give much time for any break-up of the flow. Apart from the pain, he jumped back and fell on his rear, and ended up pishing on himself until he regained control ... a few seconds only, but enough!

Same guy had no luck with outdoor late night emergencies anyway ... a few weeks before that, he stepped discreetly forward into the ditch hearing girls voices approaching, and shoved his lad into a clump of nettles! >.<

challengemaster

well, atleast he can say he has more than an electric personality...

Black Swan

randylonghorn wrote:

Same guy had no luck with outdoor late night emergencies anyway ... a few weeks before that, he stepped discreetly forward into the ditch hearing girls voices approaching, and shoved his lad into a clump of nettles! >.<

Isn't it just amazing what lads will do when girls are near?

challengemaster

painfully amazing! :eek:

randylonghorn

Given he was 16 at the time, he probably didn't even need to step forward ... just the sound of wimmen coming was probably enough to extend his reach into the danger zone!

Black Swan

randylonghorn wrote:

Same guy had no luck

...that night. You said it!

challengemaster

randylonghorn wrote:

sound of wimmen coming

I see what you did there.

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

...that night. You said it!

... or for about a week afterwards!

randylonghorn wrote:

sound of wimmen coming

challengemaster wrote:

I see what you did there.

So did they, he jumped back so fast!! >_>

Black Swan

randylonghorn wrote:

just the sound of wimmen coming was probably enough to extend his reach into the danger zone!

Talk'in about metaphor-charged! Elect*ric!

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Talk'in about metaphor-charged! Elect*ric!

/me links arms with B!ue and wanders off to Creative Writing



(:p @ CM)

challengemaster

randylonghorn wrote:

/me links arms with B!ue and wanders off to Creative Writing



(:p @ CM)

got the wrong person? B!ue is a bit.. tied up.. at the mo'

randylonghorn

challengemaster wrote:

got the wrong person? B!ue is a bit.. tied up.. at the mo'

No, you have ... release poor old randomcountdown ffs, didn't you even notice he has the wrong colour hair, if nothing else? :rolleyes:

challengemaster

randylonghorn wrote:

No, you have ... release poor old randomcountdown ffs, didn't you even notice he has the wrong colour hair, if nothing else?

I think he's off playing with his joystick/pad.. and I'm sure I've the right person

randylonghorn

challengemaster wrote:

I think he's off playing with his joystick

Admittedly, that does sound believable!

Hmmm ... then who tf?

Wait ... don't tell me she's actually been twins all along! :eek:

Jeez, mate, we lucked out big-time here!! :cool:

Black Swan

More like HDD?**





**Oops! That didn't come out right... Had to edit!

randylonghorn

[Back on topic] Well, the current is flowing ... [/Back on topic]

:cool:



And it came out VERY right, Ms. B!ue

... just as it went ... >_>

Hmm ... nvm! <_<

Black Swan

Systems thinker Randy...
Inputs >> outputs = ( ! )

randylonghorn

Lol, so many smutty comments spring to mind!

/head explodes!!



Hell, even that could be Ms.-interpreted! ¬_¬

challengemaster

randylonghorn wrote:

Hell, even that could be Ms.-interpreted! ¬_¬

/followsinstructionsbeforerandyevergetsachancetothinkaboutthemandrunsoffgigglingathimwithb!ue

DavyD_83

Canis Lupus wrote:

Mythbusters debunked that myth. Wee wee breaks into droplets and electricity can't pass through it.

I, and a few of my mates have pissed on an electric fence and recieved a shock. I'm open to ecxplanations, but it happened.